New Look. Great Invention! Backless lingerie

[Pure]

can any authors supply info (or pics!)

http://www.backlesslingerie.com/cla...1.html?zenid=3d91598ad854f24150e6eba3935fbe9e

 

[Zeb_Carter]

This is the pic on the link?!?! Cotton and Lace!

http://www.backlesslingerie.com/images/cotton.jpghttp://www.backlesslingerie.com/images/lace.jpg

 

[neonlyte]

I see someone has found a use for that consignment of Cyclopse eye-patches, been knocking around the Meditteraneon on a cargo ship for years, that lot.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Here's a news story on the inventor...link.

 

[Stella_Omega]

This is the pic on the link?!?! Cotton and Lace!

http://www.backlesslingerie.com/images/cotton.jpghttp://www.backlesslingerie.com/images/lace.jpg

that's one great arse, and one terrible set of porcelain nails!

 

[oggbashan]

I read part of the URL as "classy cottonly crap".

I think they meant "classy cotton lycra p-".

Og

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Their splurb says 25% off the purchase price... shouldn't it be "Half Off"??

 

[minsue]

You know, if you're that worried about panty lines that you would wear something so ridiculous, why not just skip wearing panties?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Their splurb says 25% off the purchase price... shouldn't it be "Half Off"??

Hahaha! I get it! Haha...

 

[3113]

I see someone has found a use for that consignment of Cyclopse eye-patches, been knocking around the Meditteraneon on a cargo ship for years, that lot.

LOL! Aye me hearties!

Hey, Stella, should we buy those for our pirate ship?

And I agree with Minsue. What's the point? I mean, if the jeans are THAT low that you risk exposing that secret cleft...either get higher pants or keep your pubic hair. Or maybe just glue the patch on?

 

[Pure]

trying to think of the next step. hey, this is racey:
reduce the covering to that provided by two frilly or lacey garters at the absolute top of the leg.

 

[Guest]

These instructions helped, but the entire thing still seems strange. Why not just go commando?

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/backless.gif

 

[TE999]

WTF??

Looks like a pussy pastie.

Don't seem like the most comfortable thing goin' either.

I'm with sss, leave the skivvies home.

And enjoy the windy day (grin).

 

[3113]

These instructions helped, but the entire thing still seems strange. Why not just go commando?

Why do I get the feeling that I'd be spending the whole evening trying to pull up my non-existent panties?

I think, however, that these are going to be huge with the BDSM crowd

 

[impressive]

These instructions helped, but the entire thing still seems strange. Why not just go commando?

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/backless.gif

Yuck.

 

[cloudy]

Yuck.

yep. Commando is way more appealing, and looks like it'd be light years more comfortable.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

IMHO, you clods are so crude and insensitive. After all, that, uh, whatever it is, would seem to be perfect for those occassions when one attends a function dressed in a Vikki Dougan backless number.

http://javasbachelorpad.com/vd01.jpg

Rumple "rearview" Foreskin

 

[drksideofthemoon]

IMHO, you clods are so crude and insensitive. After all, that, uh, whatever it is, would seem to be perfect for those occassions when one attends a function dressed in a Vikki Dougan backless number.

http://javasbachelorpad.com/vd01.jpg

Rumple "rearview" Foreskin

Maybe we should get some for the ladies in the choir...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Maybe we should get some for the ladies in the choir...

Ye verily, Deacon Moon. After a close examination of the subject followed by a period of intense meditation, it has been revealed to me, so to speak, that the new "backless" undergarment in question would permit the creation of Vikki Dougan style ensembles with mini-skirt length hems. (That's "hems", not hymns, Deacon Moon) That would, of course, be a blessing to both the viewer and the viewed, assuming the latter was not positioned in an area of drafts. Amen.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Ye verily, Deacon Moon. After a close examination of the subject followed by a period of intense meditation, it has been revealed to me, so to speak, that the new "backless" undergarment in question would permit the creation of Vikki Dougan style ensembles with mini-skirt length hems. (That's "hems", not hymns, Deacon Moon) That would, of course, be a blessing to both the viewer and the viewed, assuming the latter was not positioned in an area of drafts. Amen.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

This can only bring a rise to our congregation...and maybe more of them too...and a renewed interest in choir practice...

 

[TE999]

This can only bring a rise to our congregation...and maybe more of them too...and a renewed interest in choir practice...

When do services begin Deacon?

Or should I ask the Rev?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

This can only bring a rise to our congregation...and maybe more of them too...and a renewed interest in choir practice...

Sad to say, but I share not your optimistic outlook for choir practice. While those actually practicing might receive certain instant blessings, until the sanctuary is filled with worshipful gawkers staring with reverence at select long-legged sisters so-clad and sitting on the front row of the choir, I fear the collection plate will remain dusty and unfullfilled. Amen.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

When do services begin Deacon?

Or should I ask the Rev?

Brother TE, your enthusiasm is noted with approbation. There may be a future for you here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers. Services will begin whem all the sisters are seated and someone has located the collection plate. Amen.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

ps: Brothers, it is Cinderella Time here in the State of Lone Stars. Therefore, it behooves me to prepare myself for a journey into the land of nod. I leave in the hope that each and every one of you gets a little piece tonight. Amen. rrrf

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Sad to say, but I share not your optimistic outlook for choir practice. While those actually practicing might receive certain instant blessings, until the sanctuary is filled with worshipful gawkers staring with reverence at select long-legged sisters so-clad and sitting on the front row of the choir, I fear the collection plate will remain dusty and unfullfilled. Amen.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

Oh, have faith Reverend, we will advertise on the most sacred of billboards on the LBJ...Dress the choir sisters like that and they will cum...err...come...

The coffers will be replenished, and the most sacred vessels will once more be filled with the sacramental wine...the confessional will be full and we may have to add an extra shift...

Pray for divine guidance, and a warm breeze on Sunday...

 

[TE999]

Brother TE, your enthusiasm is noted with approbation. There may be a future for you here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers. Services will begin whem all the sisters are seated and someone has located the collection plate. Amen.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

ps: Brothers, it is Cinderella Time here in the State of Lone Stars. Therefore, it behooves me to prepare myself for a journey into the land of nod. I leave in the hope that each and every one of you gets a little piece tonight. Amen. rrrf

Glad to be a member of the congregation Rev.

See ya when the sun comes up.