New Literotica Bulletin Board Posting Regulations

[glynndah]

This has to be a joke.

Nope. It's real. I'm going to get a job there, too. Me and the Flying Monkeys.

 

[mia_ow]

well duh

No fooling you, is there.

 

[GirlMidnite]

tomato? What tomato? It's not the tomatos I want to squeeze.

Well what of the Grand High Poobah would you like to squeeze? I bet he's not fussy.

 

[Collette]

Probably one of matty_craigs alts.

I irony.

My fear is people I dislike coming back under different user names.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=24680291#post24680291

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24762840&postcount=41

Notice that the timestamps appear to be from the same camera. Coincidence? Nope.

Most importantly:
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd151/james316_photo/100_0610.jpg

Oh and - http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24679614&postcount=10 which is part of http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=24688821#post24688821

 

[Batch]

Looks like it is just on the GB

 

[poppy1963]

Oooh. I'm envious!

Ok...I'll put in a good word for ya then!

 

[james9322]

Well what of the Grand High Poobah would you like to squeeze? I bet he's not fussy.

From the Poobah's profile.
:Biography:
2 women...nd a man...writing together"

I could squeeze the two women all day, the guy is on his own though.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Looks like it is just on the GB

I saw it on another section, with the title slightly changed, actually.

 

[james9322]

I irony.

 

[Batch]

I saw it on another section, with the title slightly changed, actually.

link?

 

[GirlMidnite]

From the Poobah's profile.
:Biography:
2 women...nd a man...writing together"

I could squeeze the two women all day, the guy is on his own though.

My minor attempt at textual humiliation has been thwarted. Dang...

I bet their boobs are fake, and feel like asphalt. Try squeezing those puppies now.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

link?

It's in Story Feedback. Just hit new posts and you'll see it...it only has one page so far as opposed to this one.

 

[james9322]

My minor attempt at textual humiliation has been thwarted. Dang...

I bet their boobs are fake, and feel like asphalt. Try squeezing those puppies now.

Wow, does that mean they don't sag like yours? Just kidding. I bet yours are better anyways. (for your rear)

 

[Batch]

It's in Story Feedback. Just hit new posts and you'll see it...it only has one page so far as opposed to this one.

Cloudy is crushing them as I type.

 

[GirlMidnite]

Wow, does that mean they don't sag like yours? Just kidding. I bet yours are better anyways. (for your rear)

Hun, not saggy, *pendulous* and they've been known to knock men cold out, and that's not from lust. So you'd better be kissing my derriere..

 

[james9322]

Hun, not saggy, *pendulous* and they've been known to knock men cold out, and that's not from lust. So you'd better be kissing my derriere..

I'd love to kiss that derriere!!! And lick it and caress and run my hands all over it. The rest, well, you'll just have to ask.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Unwanted celibacy on you all.

Luckily, one can proclaim themselves to be anything they want, including dead, at Lit and it still doesn't make it so.

Ever tried pronouncing a thread "dead"? ~LOL~





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"If I were the sort of person who had signature quotes,
this is the very kind of signature quote I would want to have."
~allium​

 

[Morcheeba]

Quit trying to bring nerd back.

 

[JustSkye]

THANK YOU AND KEEP PO$TING!!!!

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Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica.

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You may print this off, roll it up tight, bend over and have someone
insert it far up your ass and light it on fire!
And, do it with a smile!

 

[LukkyKnight]

You may print this off, roll it up tight, bend over and have someone
insert it far up your ass and light it on fire!
And, do it with a smile!

You forgot the part about "while wearing a spandex outfit..."








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"If I were the sort of person who had signature quotes,
this is the very kind of signature quote I would want to have."
~allium​

 

[JustSkye]

You forgot the part about "while wearing a spandex outfit..."


_______________

"If I were the sort of person who had signature quotes,
this is the very kind of signature quote I would want to have."
~allium​

Hah

It might singe his back hair. I don't think those around him want the stink.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Is that you in your av?

Heavens, no. This is my flying fuck av...

 

[bronzeage]

Heavens, no. This is my flying fuck av...

Imagine my dissapointment.

 

[MNGuy]

1 Literoticans will now have to pay to make posts.

2 Literoticans are only allowed to post on one forum unless they apply, and are accepted, for a MULTI FORUM POSTING LICENCE.

4 Every post must contain a minimum of 25 words.

7 Posters will no longer be able to edit their posts.

9 Literoticans will no longer be able to change their Avatars without receiving written permission from miss selenakittyn, Literotica’s Photography Editor.

10 Every post must include a minimum of two (2) different colors of FONT (preferably three (3) or more), as well as two (2) different FONT sizes.

Well, these are the ones I can't comply with. Damn, I guess this is my last Lit post.

 

[Lioness]

I've killed plenty.

Ever tried pronouncing a thread "dead"? ~LOL~





___________

"If I were the sort of person who had signature quotes,
this is the very kind of signature quote I would want to have."
~allium​