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After an unusually long Senate filibuster last night, opponents of logic and common sense were finally outsmarted and legislation to prohibit really stupid people from having children breezed through the chamber.
Titled The Procreation Prevention Act of 2002, the law specifically prevents people who have no fucking brains from having sex and possibly reproducing. This includes fucktards, asslicks, dweebs, and dumbasses. Sluts and hoes with nice tits may continue having sex as long as they limit their activities to fucking non-stupid people.
Penalties range from $1,000 and 200 hours of community service for a first offense all the way up to tying their genitals in a slip knot for a second offense.
Members of Congress were last seen packing their bags and heading back to their districts for a year-long recess.
After an unusually long Senate filibuster last night, opponents of logic and common sense were finally outsmarted and legislation to prohibit really stupid people from having children breezed through the chamber.
Titled The Procreation Prevention Act of 2002, the law specifically prevents people who have no fucking brains from having sex and possibly reproducing. This includes fucktards, asslicks, dweebs, and dumbasses. Sluts and hoes with nice tits may continue having sex as long as they limit their activities to fucking non-stupid people.
Penalties range from $1,000 and 200 hours of community service for a first offense all the way up to tying their genitals in a slip knot for a second offense.
Members of Congress were last seen packing their bags and heading back to their districts for a year-long recess.
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