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Haha I'd love to hear your metaphor for ex-husbands since he's the reason my Monday sucked ass. If it's anything like your metaphor for Mondays then you just might make me smile :)

Thanks babe :)

All Exes are like really big turds. They're a pain in the ass, and if you don't flush 'em pretty fast they tend to stink up the place.

P.S. Whats a metaphor? ;)
 
Good bidness. So, it wasn't too soon for me to use the word, turd? lol

I figured it would be acceptable in a conversation about an ex. Lord knows there are days I wish I could fuckin flush mine.
 
Good bidness. So, it wasn't too soon for me to use the word, turd? lol

I figured it would be acceptable in a conversation about an ex. Lord knows there are days I wish I could fuckin flush mine.

Oh no... definitely not too soon lol. If anything that word is not strong enough lol :)
 
Oh no... definitely not too soon lol. If anything that word is not strong enough lol :)

i don't have an ex or anything like that, but as of late i was inclined to use the phrase "Evil Reincarnation Of Hitler" for people i didn't really care for, but i don't anymore. i decided it's not nice to speak ill of the dead...
 
Hey babydoll,

So, refering to our exes as useless bags of shit would be fine then...lol.
I hope you have a Good Turkey Day. I'll be drooling over the sugar and carbs I WON'T be eating. :(

Hugs and Bondage,

BillyJack


...to use the phrase "Evil Reincarnation Of Hitler" for people i didn't really care for, but i don't anymore. i decided it's not nice to speak ill of the dead...
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are. :D
 
i don't have an ex or anything like that, but as of late i was inclined to use the phrase "Evil Reincarnation Of Hitler" for people i didn't really care for, but i don't anymore. i decided it's not nice to speak ill of the dead...

lol that's funny :D
 
Hey babydoll,

So, refering to our exes as useless bags of shit would be fine then...lol.
I hope you have a Good Turkey Day. I'll be drooling over the sugar and carbs I WON'T be eating. :(

Hugs and Bondage,

BillyJack



That's funny right there, I don't care who you are. :D

Oh yes, I think that's a very accurate description :) Aww, sorry you don't get to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner... I'll be eating but then I'll be going to work from 5pm to 2am... I'll trade you :)
 
Oh yes, I think that's a very accurate description :) Aww, sorry you don't get to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner... I'll be eating but then I'll be going to work from 5pm to 2am... I'll trade you :)

i'll trade, i'm here till 7am so to me, you have got it made, but we do always bump into one another when we are working, just maybe we work way to much??????? Have a Great Thanksgiving with what you can salvage out of it. I've seen pictures of you, you have alot to be thankful for ;);)
 
i'll trade, i'm here till 7am so to me, you have got it made, but we do always bump into one another when we are working, just maybe we work way to much??????? Have a Great Thanksgiving with what you can salvage out of it. I've seen pictures of you, you have alot to be thankful for ;);)

But are you going to be in the middle of Black Friday? lol... Either way it sucks to have to work on Thanksgiving. But you have a great day too, hun :)
 
But are you going to be in the middle of Black Friday? lol... Either way it sucks to have to work on Thanksgiving. But you have a great day too, hun :)

OMG balck friday is coming run for the hills hahahahaha another good reason to stay home and in bed, like i need another reason for that. Hope you survive it all, but ....give me a minute...looking in wallet....yes there it is........my CPR card.....yep i'm certified hehehehehe help is here if you need it ;);) ;) enjoy the craziness!!!!!
 
Oh yes, I think that's a very accurate description :) Aww, sorry you don't get to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner... I'll be eating but then I'll be going to work from 5pm to 2am... I'll trade you :)

No worries, doll. I made a commitment to at least be able to SEE my abs by the summer, so sacrificing Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner aint too bad of a deal. :)

Hell, I'm on call, so I may be working today too.
 
Hey beautiful, just popping in to say hi and hope you have an awesome Thanksgiving.
 
OMG balck friday is coming run for the hills hahahahaha another good reason to stay home and in bed, like i need another reason for that. Hope you survive it all, but ....give me a minute...looking in wallet....yes there it is........my CPR card.....yep i'm certified hehehehehe help is here if you need it ;);) ;) enjoy the craziness!!!!!

Wish I could stay home in bed but no, I'll be right smack dab in the middle of the madhouse. I just may need your assistance so you are officially on call ;) Happy Thanksgiving :)
 
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