New here, and I'm not much of a poet

[y=mx+b]

But every once in a while I'm suprised with some of the things I have written in my journal.

Just thought I'd share.


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Gone are the days of just love.
Now its nothing but push and shove.

Vaginas bleed, tits so tender.
Nothing is left but sin, man, and a Cuisinart blender.

 

[WickedEve]

Well... I like the Cuisinart blender. It's unexpected and interesting. So, do you add a lot of poetry to your journal? I started keeping one earlier this month and I have a couple of poems in it.

 

[The_Fool]

Well... I like the Cuisinart blender. It's unexpected and interesting. So, do you add a lot of poetry to your journal? I started keeping one earlier this month and I have a couple of poems in it.

I started to say that you liked the Cuisinart because it does dual purpose. It makes daquiris and it vibrates lots. But I decided not to post that....

 

[darkmaas]

Did someone say daquiri?

Make mine a double.

Welcome to our bit of paradise Y=mX+b. (Can we call you slope?)

darkmaas

 

[WickedEve]

I started to say that you liked the Cuisinart because it does dual purpose. It makes daquiris and it vibrates lots. But I decided not to post that....

Ah, well... I like the vibrating part, but I must say no to daiquiris. I like them, but I can't drink much. I had a long island iced tea last week. Guess what! There's no tea in the darn thing. I drank one and had to be helped out of the restaurant. I went back to the hotel and fell face down in bed. I woke up naked and smiling. Hmmm...
Maybe I'll buy a cuisinart, after all.

 

[The_Fool]

I woke up naked and smiling. Hmmm...
Maybe I'll buy a cuisinart, after all.

All I can say is......damn.

Actually, I am kind of curious, did you find all your clothes?

 

[WickedEve]

y=mx+b, I bet you didn't expect your cuisinart to attract so much attention. lol

Foolish one, I found my panties hanging on the doorknob, my blouse in the bathtub, and I'm still missing one 4 inch spiked heel. I'm walking extremely lop-sided, lately.

 

[Maria2394]

I started to say that you liked the Cuisinart because it does dual purpose. It makes daquiris and it vibrates lots. But I decided not to post that....

wise choice Fool, otherwise people might begin to think of you as kinky, and um, errr..foolish??

( youre such a good sport!!!

 

[y=mx+b]

My dearest WickedEve,

Looking back on a number of my journals I was suprised at how much poetry'ish things I have written. Most of it isn't formal and very few follow any kind of structure whats-so-ever. I am kind of a hesitant poster here amongst you seasoned veterans.

darkmaas, yes, you can call me slope, intercept, or y. It is all good and a lot easier than typing out y=mx+b.

Thank you all for checking me out, perhaps I'll see you around.

Take care.