New Guy to Literotica site

[hattypirate]

Greetings from the Tampa area. I'm Hattypirate and I just registered today. I have read a few threads and I'm learning the site. I look forward to reading and learning much more.... hattypirate

 

[slyc_willie]

Greetings from the Tampa area. I'm Hattypirate and I just registered today. I have read a few threads and I'm learning the site. I look forward to reading and learning much more.... hattypirate

Another pirate. Welcome.

Might want to ease off with the big, loud fonts, though. Some will take offense.

Just saying.

Have fun in the AH.

 

[Elianna]

Welcome to the AH.

I second Slyc, though, lose the bold fluffy stuff. It gets distracting in normal conversation.

 

[impressive]

Welcome. And I third the advice.

 

[Guest]

Welcome to Literotica - and the AH, in particular!

 

[AllardChardon]

Welcome, hattypirate. That is quite a handle. Makes me wonder. Do you have a parrot? Great to have a new guy aboard. Few men, lots of women in these waters.

 

[glynndah]

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

 

[slyc_willie]

Welcome, hattypirate. That is quite a handle. Makes me wonder. Do you have a parrot? Great to have a new guy aboard. Few men, lots of women in these waters.

I like them odds.

 

[AllardChardon]

Or do you have a pegleg? Just kidding. I have always wanted to ask a pirate that question? Seems like a good step-up for a one-two punch type joke, but I can't put my finger on a good gag line. Maybe you can help?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I like them odds.

Me too, Slyc. I figure one of these days those odds may actually pay off.

Welcome to the Hangout, HP. The vast majority of folks here are house-broken and I'm told most have been dipped for fleas, ticks, and brucelosis.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[glynndah]

Me too, Slyc. I figure one of these days those odds may actually pay off.

Welcome to the Hangout, HP. The vast majority of folks here are house-broken and I'm told most have been dipped for fleas, ticks, and brucelosis.

Rumple Foreskin

Dipped for fleas?!? They told me it was the AH's special mineral spa! Now I'm pissed!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Hatty, and welcome to Literotica and the AH. This is a nice place to hang out and show off pictures of grandchildren.

 

[TE999]

Dipped for fleas?!? They told me it was the AH's special mineral spa! Now I'm pissed!

That explains the flying monkeys snickering behind their paws.

Welcome to the AH, hatty.

 

[slyc_willie]

Me too, Slyc. I figure one of these days those odds may actually pay off.

It's been known to happen.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Welcome to the AH!

Arr.

 

[tickledkitty]

Welcome.

 

[damppanties]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[PositiveThinker]

Hi, pleased to meet you. I'm new here, too. So far everyone is friendly. Happy New Year.

 

[MarshAlien]

Welcome to the AH. Make sure you read the rules.

 

[Remec]

Welcome, hattypirate. That is quite a handle. Makes me wonder. Do you have a parrot? Great to have a new guy aboard. Few men, lots of women in these waters.

*waving*
Allow me to echo all the welcomes...I was curious about the handle too. I was picturing either a pirate with one of those really oversized tricorners (or maybe a Captain Crunch style hat) or else a pirate that specialized in stealing hats.

Should be fun either way.

 

[Remec]

I like them odds.

I've always liked those odds. I would've been in here posting ages sooner than I ever had if I'd known what it was like. hehehe

 

[AllardChardon]

I pictured a large brimmed hat with a big feather over the top. But maybe we aren't talking hats at all. Okay Hatty, will you solve this mystery?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

In case anyone hasn't mentioned it, checking out the AH Library thread at the top of the forum is a good place to get some information.

 

[jomar]

Welcome to the AH!

 

[AllardChardon]

Did you survive the New Year or not?