New England Patriots and Tom (Terrific) Brady

[SusanJillParker]

Once again the team of Brady and Belichick are going to the Super Bowl.

Being that I'm from Boston, I congratulate my home town team. Understandably, those not from Boston must hate the Patriots (lol). Here we go with another Duck boat parade down Newbury Street (lol).

With some of the best players playing for teams that never made the Super Bowl, everyone wants to play for the Patriots and for Belichick. God forbid they should win, yet, another Super Bowl.

Yet, I didn't write this thread to congratulate the New England Patriots. I wrote this thread in utter disbelief. The lives of Brady, Gisele, Belichick, Kraft, and the Patriots are not fiction but fact.

C'mon, seriously. If you wrote a tall, handsome, and charismatic character who looked like Tom Brady, no one would believe or bond with the character. Am I right? We can only suspend our disbelief only so much before we stretch the boundaries of fiction.

Now add in the fact that he is undoubtedly one of the best if not the best quarterback who ever played the game, readers wouldn't believe that either. He's won 4 Super Bowl rings and just missed out on winning 2 others...and he's 39!

Tom Terrific indeed.

If he wins this Super Bowl, he'll pass Bradshaw and Montana to win his 5th Super Bowl ring. If Bradshaw and Montana were legends, with Brady breaking all the records, what is he considered as, a football God or football royalty?

Wait. There's more. If that's not enough that he's a super hero football player, now add that he's married to not just a supermodel but "the supermodel", Gisele Bundchen. This isn't reality but fiction. Right? Yet, it is reality. These people are real.

Gisele is the last of the supermodels. Think about it. There's no one taking her place. No other model is in her league, especially now that she's retired from modeling.

Further, even though Brady is rich, Gisele is worth much more. She's not just rich. She's wealthy. She's on her way to becoming a billionaire.

This is all true. I can't make this stuff up. Yet, if Brady and Gisele never existed and if I characterized them in a story, no one would believe them as characters.

Just my two cents, please don't tell anyone that I wrote this, I don't even think that Gisele is pretty. Having worked for a modeling agency as their Business Manager, I worked with nearly 2,000 male and female models. I've met men and women that make you just stare at them. You never see these people outside anywhere.

Especially runway models, the women are always taller than the men. The most successful female models have exaggerated features, larger noses, chins, eyes, and cheekbones. I knew some truly drop dead gorgeous women who never made it as a model because their beauty failed to be captured by the camera. Then, I met models like Gisele who don't look all that pretty in person...until they're photographed. The camera and photographer somehow transform as if it's all smoke, mirrors, and magic.

The bottom line is how did Brady and/or Gisele make a deal with the Devil for all this fame and fortune? Seriously. I want to know. More importantly, where do I go to make such a deal with the Devil (lol)?

 

[SusanJillParker]

Super Bowl Predictions

Does anyone have any predictions on who's going to win the Super Bowl 51, L1?

Just my unbiased opinion, of course, but I think the Patriots will win 101 to nothing, zero, zip, nada. I predict that Brady will throw 13 touchdown passes, 4 with his left hand, and one with his eyes closed.

"Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about."

Probably just rumors but I heard, because of some injuries, that Gisele was playing wide receiver, Robert Kraft was playing center, and Belichick was playing tackle.

"Go long, Gisele! Go long!"

I'd like to see Brady get his fifth ring.

My unbiased opinion again, of course, but even surpassing Michael Jordan in his athletic accomplishments, Tom Brady may be the greatest athlete who ever lived and who will ever live.

"I know. Never in my lifetime did I think I'd see such a super man playing football."

If it's not enough that Boston is the greatest city on the planet, Belichick may be the the greatest coach in any sport.

"Wow! How about that?"

In the words of Tina Turner, "Simply the best. Better than all the rest."

 

[SimonDoom]

The Brady Bandwagon

With footballs specially and secretly inflated to 10.5 PSI, hidden cameras zooming in on the Falcons' coach's play call sheet, and a few well-timed non-calls on quarterback fumbles, the Patriots' odds should be pretty good.

 

[SusanJillParker]

With footballs specially and secretly inflated to 10.5 PSI, hidden cameras zooming in on the Falcons' coach's play call sheet, and a few well-timed non-calls on quarterback fumbles, the Patriots' odds should be pretty good.

The Patriots do what every other team has done in football to win. Yet, blind eyes are turned away from other teams that cheat to focus on my beloved Patriots. Only, the Patriots have proven that they don't have to cheat to win.

The difference with the Patriots is that other teams and players are jealous of their success. Fans are sick and tired that they don't have a quarterback like Brady, a coach like Belichick, and a wide receiver like Gisele.

"Go long, Gisele. Go long."

While you'll be watching the game for the commercials, I'll be watching to see the Patriots win 101 to 0.

Besides, any team named after a bird, isn't much of a team (lol).

"Brady for President and Belichick for Secretary of Defense. Long live the Kings!"

 

[SimonDoom]

No one can fault you for lack of enthusiasm; that's for sure.

Kidding aside, the Brady/Belichik/Patriots juggernaut is very impressive. But I'll be pulling for the birds to win.

 

[cfuhrer]

The law of averages.

With so much going for them, something has to be against them.

With so much having gone their way, whatever does go against them will be monumental and devastating.

 

[SusanJillParker]

The law of averages.

With so much going for them, something has to be against them.

With so much having gone their way, whatever does go against them will be monumental and devastating.

I still say, Brady made a deal with the Devil.

There's only one other man I can think of who made a deal with the Devil but I don't want to mention his name.

We need to build a wall...between us and the Devil (lol).

 

[SusanJillParker]

Yes, yes, of course, I understand. Being that no one has made a prediction on who will win the Super Bowl, no doubt, you all believe the obvious that the Patriots will win their 5th Super Bowl 101-0.

I can't wait to watch Brady dissect the defense with his laser, accurate passes. I can't wait to watch the Ravens throw their helmets down in frustration.

"He must be cheating somehow and some way. No one, especially someone who will be 40, can be that good."

Ah, but Brady, as well as Gisele made deals with the Devil. They are, indeed, the ultimate power couple. No one else is in their league, not even Jay Z and Beyonce. Angelina and Brad don't come close. Oprah and Stedman are just a ruse to stop people from suspecting that she's lesbian.

Just my unbiased opinion but Brady and Gisele our the reigning God and Goddess of the universe.

"Long live the King and Queen!"

I can only think of one other couple who could dare compete with Brady and Gisele but being that this is not a political thread, I won't mention names.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Talk about roleplaying. I wish I was a fly in their bedroom.

Has anyone seen 61-year-old Bill Belichick's 50-year-old girlfriend, Linda Holliday?

She's a two-time Miss Arkansas runner-up.

Even though she has obvious breast implants and God knows what other work done, she's stunningly beautiful.

As much as I find self-centered models much more annoying than cheerleaders, beauty pageant contestants take the cake of self-indulgent and self-absorption.

For such a smart man, I would have thought that Bill would have fallen for someone to match and challenge his intellect, a Harvard professor or an MIT scientist instead of a mere beauty pageant contestant.

Maybe Bill is human after all.

"Linda," said Bill wearing Brady's #12 jersey and putting on Brady's helmet. "Wear that short, cheerleader's skirt again but without panties this time. Now, spread your legs wide. Wider and bend way over. All the way over," he said.

Linda looked at Bill between her legs.

"Do you want me to bark like a dog again?"

Bill frowned.

"No," he said.

Linda looked at him excited.

"Are you going to videotape me again while looking at me through binoculars in the way that your spotters do to visiting teams from the stands?"

Bill made a face as if he was bored.

"No," he said. Bill made a quick graph with X's and O's on his handheld chalkboard and showed Linda what he wanted her to do. "I want you to pretend that you're the center passing me the ball between your legs and I'll pretend that I'm Tom Brady with my hands between your legs."

Bill stared at Linda's naked ass and the back of her naked, shaved pussy.

"Okay, but then, I want to pretend that I'm Brady too with my hands between your legs," said Linda. "It's my turn to wear Tom's helmet and jersey while I deflate your balls of cum instead of air," she said with a dirty laugh.

She looked up at Bill between her legs.

"Okay but me first," said Bill. "Ready? Twenty-one! Fourteen! Boston! Boston! Boston! Omaha! Hike!"

Instead of reaching for the ball, as if untying the laces of his cleats, he fingered her wet pussy with his fingers before fucking her with his erect prick.

"Oh, my God, Bill. I like this game. If you do what you just did to me in bed and on our field of play, I'd tackle you and you'd definitely score. Would you like to go for extra points, Bill, by eating me too?"

Bill continued fucking Linda from behind.

"Don't call me Bill. Call me Tom," he said out of breath. "Pretend that Tom Brady is fucking you, Linda. Oh, yeah, baby. Call me, Tom," said Bill humping Linda harder and faster.

Linda swooned by the obvious thought of being fucked by Tom Terrific.

"Okay, but don't call me Linda. Call me Gisele."

Bill was ready to cum.

"Gisele! Gisele! Fuck me Gisele!"

 

[SusanJillParker]

Does anyone know? Does anyone care about sex between Brady and Gisele?

Lean closer to the screen. I don't want everyone to see. People have an annoying habit of reading over your shoulder. I hate that. Don't you?

"Hey! Fuck off! I'm reading here."

Anyway, I always wondered, don't know why, just me, I guess, what sex would be like between Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. By the way, did you know Gisele has an identical, twin sister, named Patricia? Swear to God. Honest. Cross my heart and hope to die.

Now, why would parents who had identical twin daughters give one a cool, supermodel name, like Gisele, and give the other poor child a name like Patricia, Pat, or Patty. That doesn't make sense. They should have named her Cheeta or Swan or Blue Dove or something like that. Right?

Anyway, sorry, I digress. Now that you all have no doubt wondered what sex would be like Gisele and Brady, wonder no more. I've seen the video. I have. It's out there. Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?

Anyway, when Brady starts sweating a water boy squirts water in his mouth. (Is that what they're called? Water boys or are they called a water men? I wonder how they get that job and what it pays. Maybe they need a master's degree in Aquanautics or something like that, aqua men or is it aquae men. Anyway, I digress again.)

Imagine the scene. Imagine being there. Imagine seeing Brady and Gisele having sex.

"Wow!"

Fade in: A line of his teammates are out in the hall slapping him on the ass as he enters his bedroom. Tom is naked but for his football helmet and his jersey. He never takes those off, even when he showers, and especially when he's having sex. Just recently Gisele persuaded him to remove his cleats after he gashed her leg. Did you know that?

His bed is surrounded by cheerleaders cheering him on to hump Gisele harder and faster. Actually, I don't like cheerleaders, never have. Too fucking loud, they're annoying and their Pom-Poms make me sneeze. Besides, no one has that kind of energy and positive attitude. No one smiles as much. Am I right? Sorry, I digress again. Back to the sex scene.

"Go Brady, Go. Hump her. Fuck her. Hump her harder. Harder. Hump her faster. Faster. Go Brady, Go. Gisele! Gisele! Yeah Gisele!"

Gisele on the other hand doesn't need a water man. As if she's Cleopatra, she has fans that blow her hair back as she's getting laid. Can you see it? Then, while Brady takes on water, Gisele has her hair done by a stylist, her makeup redone by a cosmetician, and a photographer constantly photographing her posing as she's getting laid.

"Wow!"

With so many people in attendance in their bedroom when they're having sex, their bedroom looks more like a movie set than it does a bedroom.

The only time everyone leaves is when Brady is getting a royal blowjob. Apparently, Gisele doesn't want anyone but her husband to see her with a hard, hairy cock in her mouth. Hey, some women are like that. They want privacy when they're sucking cock.

Sorry, just an aside: I wonder if he's allowed to cum in her mouth? I wonder if she swallows. Not that I mention it, I wonder, as a supermodel, how many blowjobs she has given in her career.

Being that my mother was a stripper and a prostitute, she didn't care who's cock she sucked and when and where she sucked it.

Gisele, on the other hand, is such a stuck up bitch. Sorry. Something just came over me. I apologize for my outburst. Watching the video made me angry and sad that it wasn't me having sex with my beloved Tom. I've always had a crush on Tom.

By the way, did you know that NFL cheerleaders are only paid around $15 an hour. Depending on the team, it may be a little more by not by much. I'm just saying, if you offered a cheerleader, say $20 an hour, you could have your very own cheerleader in your bedroom too. She could wear her skimpy, little outfit while cheering for you as you have sex with your wife, girlfriend, significant other, or even with yourself.

Now, that's something I'd like to see on To Tell The Truth.

"Tell us what you do."

"I'm a sexual cheerleader. I'm paid to cheer for couples while they have sex."

Fade out:

 

[OmnislashXX]

I mean, I'm a Ravens fan so we know intimately about the dealings that go on with the New England Patriots. If they can cheat, they will and if the NFL can give them an edge, they will.

Look at how many times we've had to play them in New England. When the hell do we ever get to play them here? Then there was the last game, where they seemed to know exactly where the running back's route was. Maybe that's good defense, but it was suspect.

But hey, we were responsible for them changing the loopholes on the odd offensive plays they were getting away with and we twigged the NFL onto Deflategate. So blah.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I mean, I'm a Ravens fan so we know intimately about the dealings that go on with the New England Patriots. If they can cheat, they will and if the NFL can give them an edge, they will.

Look at how many times we've had to play them in New England. When the hell do we ever get to play them here? Then there was the last game, where they seemed to know exactly where the running back's route was. Maybe that's good defense, but it was suspect.

But hey, we were responsible for them changing the loopholes on the odd offensive plays they were getting away with and we twigged the NFL onto Deflategate. So blah.

Oh, my God! I can't believe you wrote what you wrote. I'm insulted and I'm so embarrassed for you.

The Patriots have never cheated...ever. Shame on you for writing that. Take that back right this instant (lol). How dare you?

Did you know that before playing football, Tom Brady wanted to be a priest. Instead of playing football, he studied the Bible. Seriously. It's true. I kid you not.

Did you know that before coaching football, his boyhood dream, Belichick wanted to be the Pope. Seriously. It's true. I kid you not. Instead of wearing sweats, he wanted to be dressed all in white while wearing a Papal Mitre.

"God bless you and you. Peace be with you. Go with God," said Belichick every night before going to bed while practicing being the Pope. Only, he had a difficult time learning Latin.

Besides, moreover, and furthermore (lol), you'd have to be naive not to know that all NFL and college teams employ the same defense/offense strategy that the Patriots do to win. What losers call cheating, winners call gamesmanship. The object of the game of football is to win and not to lose.

The Patriots have the advantage because Brady and Belichick have been together for 17 years, longer than most couples stay married. The rumor about their homosexual relationship is unfounded and untrue.

Their long-term connection gives them the edge. Further, Brady is experienced seeing every kind of play and deception a thousand times over. Moreover, unlike other quarterbacks, he's allowed to not only call but also change his plays if he sees something.

"Alert! Alert! Alert!"

Every time you hear him say that and him tapping his helmet, he's changing the play that he gave in the huddle.

Besides, furthermore, and moreover (lol), Brady is a better quarterback then other quarterbacks. Especially if he wins his 5th Super Bowl, he may be the greatest quarterback who ever played the game. Let's have a moment of silence please. He may be the greatest athlete, even better than Michael Jordan. We may be watching history happen before our eyes.

"God bless Brady. God bless Belichick."

Belichick, without a doubt is a genius. Then there's his defensive coach, Matt Patricia, and offensive coach, Josh McDaniels, who are just as brilliant as Belichick is. Either of those coaches could be the head coach for any team but why coach for a loser when they're coaching for the winner?

I get it. People are just jealous. If the shoe was on the other foot and if Brady was their quarterback and Belichick was their coach, they'd never complain. They'd defend their team. They'd say that the way the Patriots never win by cheating.

"Ha! Ha," is what I have to say to that. "Ha! Ha," losers (lol).

My advice to you is to forget your team. Just move to Boston or New England and allow the magic to happen for you too.

Good luck at the Super Bowl. May the best team (Patriots) win (lol).

 

[SusanJillParker]

What will Brady do after retiring from football? I can only imagine.

I wonder if after Brady and Belichick win their unprecedented 5th Super Bowl ring if Brady will retire. He should. He's broken enough records to be deemed the best quarterback who ever played the game. What do you think?

Sadly, if he doesn't win the Super Bowl, he may stick around for another year. Seriously, can you imagine another year of Brady and Belichick hogging all the sports headlines? Or maybe he'll just disappear in the sunset to travel the world with Gisele and his kids. I would if I had such a great family and enough money to live in luxury for the rest of my life.

Maybe he'll return and take a job as a football analyst. I don't know why. Even though they make a mountain of dough, he doesn't need the money. He is good looking in the way of Dan Marino though and the camera loves him.

Maybe people will tune in to hear what he has to say. I wonder how much those guys earn talking football. Bradshall is not the brightest bulb, yet, he was one of the greatest quarterbacks.

Why are football players deemed to be so dumb yet are somehow able to learn all those complicated plays? Something tells me that you can't be dumb to play football. I dare say that you need to be smart to play football. There I said it. Football players are smart.

"Alert! Alert! Alert! Omaha! Omaha! Omaha!"

Yet, OJ Simpson was dumb for allowing his emotions to get the better of him. Now, that was stupid. He should have just divorced her ass instead of nearly cutting off Nicole's head and hooked up with another young, blonde, beautiful bimbo who only wanted him for his money.

Yet, even after all those blows to the head, you'd think they'd retire when they have a mountain of dough, a beautiful wife, and a nice family.

Maybe in the way that Michael Strahan is everywhere on TV, once he retires, Brady will be everywhere on TV too. Wouldn't that be great? I know. I'm already so excited.

I can see Brady doing his own football talk show, dancing on Dancing with the Stars, hosting with Live with Kelly Ripa, reporting on Good Morning America, and doing the New Year's Eve countdown with some young, pretty woman. What do you think? Are you ready for Brady TV? I am.

Maybe Brady will return as a NFL coach. For some reason, not sure why, but quarterbacks don't make good coaches. In the way that they manage their teams, that's a weird phenomena, don't you think?

Maybe he'll buy his own NFL football team. I can see him as a team owner in the way that Michael Jordan bought his own basketball team.

Maybe, he'd be hired as the Football Commissioner. Wouldn't that be a hoot? Brady in charge of football. Holy shit. Talk about revenge is sweetest when cold. Got that right.

Now there's a man, Roger Goodell who makes a lot of money. Why is the Commissioner of football paid 50 million dollars? Other than say dumb things and do stupid stuff, what does he do as commissioner to earn 50 million dollars a year? Seriously. Are you kidding me? Everyone in Boston, in Massachusetts, and in New England hates the man.

Maybe Brady will become an actor and a movie star. I can see Brady doing a 007 movie. What do you think? Seriously, c'mon, wouldn't your wife, girlfriend, significant other, and/or your wife, girlfriend, and significant other pay good money to see Brady to do a nude scene?

Maybe he'll run for Mayor of Boston, Governor of Massachusetts, or even (gulp) the President of the United States.

"God Bless Football, America."

Seriously, don't you think that Brady will make a good President and Gisele a great First Lady. Every household will have a football. Everyone will play football.

Instead of going to law school or instead of becoming doctors, women will want to go to cheer leading school to become cheerleaders. Can you imagine seeing cheerleaders of all ages wearing skimpy outfits. That would be so hot, don't you think? Finally, we'd have hordes of 300 pound cheerleaders.

"Grandma, even though you can't do a leg split and be thrown in the air anymore because that makes you dizzy, you still look hot wearing that cheer leading outfit. Only, and Eww, you forgot to wear your panties again, Grandma. No, don't bend over in front of me to check. Gross, Grandma, gross. Now I'll have nightmares of your big naked ass and hairy pussy."

Instead of having stadiums across the country, we'd have one giant, football stadium, a stadium that is big enough to fit millions of people to watch the Super Bowl...for free. We'll have America's Stadium called United States Football Stadium.

"Wow!"

What do you think? I may be on to something here. In the way that the Romans had the Colosseum, America will have one, giant, magnificent, football stadium, America's Stadium.

"And what does your son do? Is he a doctor, a lawyer, or an Indian Chief?"

"No," said Tom Brady's parents with pride. "He plays football. He's the greatest quarterback who ever played the game."

Let's bow our heads and have a moment of silence for what Brady and Belichick had done to elevate the game of football.

"I hereby nominate Brady and Belichick for Medals of Freedom. Do I hear a second? Hey, where did everyone go? Come back. Please don't go. Shane! Shane! I love you."

 

[SusanJillParker]

Newsflash! Breaking New England Patriot news!

When asked if he'd retire after winning his 5th Super Bowl, Lord Tom Brady announced that he'd never retire.

"Wow! I can't imagine Brady still throwing touchdown passes at 80-years-old."

He was quoted as saying that he'd like to play until he was at least 45-years-old, as long as he wasn't injured or cut.

"Cut? Seriously? Who would cut Tom Brady?"

"Sorry Tom," I imagine Bill Belichick saying. "We're going to have to cut you. Five Super Bowl wins while breaking every quarterback record just isn't enough to keep you on the team."

Lord Tom was quoted as saying that he didn't want to retire until he could turn over the quarterback duties to his four-year-old son, Benjamin. Totally sacrilegious, his 9-year-old son, Jack, that he had from a prior relationship with Bridget Moynahan, isn't interest in playing football.

"What? Huh? But your Dad is Tom Brady. Hello!"

Being that the superhero that Tom Brady is, if the Falcons beat the Patriots, which I seriously doubt will happen, it's only because Tom Brady felt sorry for Matt Ryan and wanted him to win. Being that Tom has 41 more years to play, he just wanted to give someone else a chance to win the Super Bowl.

I'm not biased. I'm just stating the facts.

"I wonder how many more Super Bowls, the Patriots will win in 41-years?"

 

[NicoleZ]

My, oh my!

For a woman you certainly are interested to the point of obsession - and not in the kind of details women generally are. Even if I am not interested in men per se, I cannot fail to notice that the kind of aspects straight women would like to find out about are conspicuous only by their absence.

 

[SusanJillParker]

My, oh my!

For a woman you certainly are interested to the point of obsession - and not in the kind of details women generally are. Even if I am not interested in men per se, I cannot fail to notice that the kind of aspects straight women would like to find out about are conspicuous only by their absence.

Sorry, but I grew up in a household of four, much older brothers. They turned me into a Tomboy.

They loved Drew Bledsoe before swearing their allegiance to Tom Brady. Boxing, football, and cars, other than sex, drinking, and women, of course, was their only topics of conversation (lol).

Now, just as I was addicted to Mustang GT's, I'm addicted to football, but only New England Patriots football, my hometown team. I'm just as bad with the Boston Red Sox, too (lol).

 

[NicoleZ]

But seriously Susan, what kind of music does he like? Is he a good dancer? Does he like to go shopping and does he give his (current) wife/gf nice presents? Does he prefer city life or does he retire to a log cabin and go fishing? What kind of a father is he to his sons? That's far more interesting than how many touchdown passes or Superbowl titles he has, surely?

 

[SusanJillParker]

But seriously Susan, what kind of music does he like? Is he a good dancer? Does he like to go shopping and does he give his (current) wife/gf nice presents? Does he prefer city life or does he retire to a log cabin and go fishing? What kind of a father is he to his sons? That's far more interesting than how many touchdown passes or Superbowl titles he has, surely?

Obviously, you don't understand the Patriot's way.

They are closed mouth about everything. It's all just about football. The team walks inline with Belichick. Ask any of them a question and they'll spit out the same rehearsed answer and if they deviate from the script, they're gone.

I know Brady used to drive a top of the line Audi, one of his cars. I have no idea what he drives now.

I know he has a huge house, one of his houses.

His supermodel wife is on her way to becoming a billionaire with all business interests that she has. His wife is much wealthier than he is.

His 3 favorite actors are, of course, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Mark Wahlberg.

I know that his father is his hero.

Other than football and the next game, none of the Patriots allow any distractions.

Besides, other than watching them play football, that's the extent of my interest in the Patriots. I really don't care about their personal lives. I'm not a groupie, just a fan.

 

[OmnislashXX]

I'll make a prediction. The Patriots lose. By a touchdown. Go Atlanta.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I'll make a prediction. The Patriots lose. By a touchdown. Go Atlanta.

Being that Atlanta has never won, I wish them better luck...next year (lol).

Seriously, at this point, with competition so high, either team can win. It could depend on one player having the game of his life, making the catch, the tackle, or the play of his professional career.

I'm just happy to watch the Patriots play, their 9th Super Bowl and Brady's 7th Super Bowl. No other quarterback has played in as many Super Bowls. It would be nice to see him win his 5th ring. No other quarterback has ever done that.

This will be Belichick's tenth Super Bowl.

It's amazing to me that so very many players never get the chance to go to a Super Bowl. I can't believe the price of the Super Bowl tickets. I've never even seen the Patriots play in person, way too expensive for a ticket. Besides, most of the tickets are bought by season ticket holders and corporations.

With replays and dozens of TV cameras, we can see the game better from home.

"Go Pats!"

 

[SusanJillParker]

"Are you ready for some football?"

Three more days to Super Bowl V1. Wow!

I'm so excited. I can't wait. I don't care who wins or loses, it's just fun watching the game. It's fun watching the commercials. It's fun seeing all the celebrities in attendance and watching the halftime show.

Just an aside but while we're all poor and seemingly everyone else is rich and blessed with the good life, I watched another one of Michael Moore's documentaries, Who Do We Invade Next?

It made me feel no longer proud to be an American when so many other countries have free health insurance, free college tuition, and take much better care of their seniors with free nursing homes and free medication.

Italy receives 8 paid weeks vacation and only works a 35 hour week. Seriously? Are you kidding me? More over, workers in Italy are paid an extra month, a 13th month, without working, just to pay for their vacations. Unbelievable. It makes me want to renounce my citizenship, learn Italian, and move to Italy.

Some countries give 5 months off with pay for maternity leave for the wife or the husband. Frigging Tunisia, Norway, Germany, France, and Iceland treats their people much better than the United States does.

In Iceland, all their bankers and investment stock brokers went to jail for 10 years and longer after the stock market crash. Instead of bailing out their banks, they allowed them to fail. In America, no banker and/or investment stock broker went to jail and they all kept their ill gotten money.

The best we can hope for here is student debt we'll never be able to pay, healthcare costs we can't afford, and part-time, low-pay employment with no benefits.

"Welcome to Wal-Mart. How may I help you?"

"Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?"

"Welcome to Starbucks. How may I help you?"

"Welcome to Burger King. How may I help you?

"Welcome to Wendy's. How may I help you?"

"Welcome to frigging Taco Bell. How may I help you?"

Seriously, are you kidding me? Is this the best that we can expect? In the words of Peggy Lee? Is that all there is? No wonder why I can't afford a ticket to see the Super Bowl in person.

"Go Patriots! I hope they win."

 

[SusanJillParker]

Why don't we have this here in America?

School lunches in France look as if the food is from a four star hotel.

The kids have an hour to eat instead of 15 minutes. There are no vending machines and instead of giving the kids soda, which most didn't know what they was, they were given water and dined to a three course lunch served by the lunch staff on dinnerware with silverware instead of Styrofoam plates and plastic utensils.

In Norway, children go to school for 20 hours a week and don't have any homework. There are no standardized tests in Norway nor are there tests with multiple answers. Either you know the answers or your don't and they all do.

No one drops out of school and they all go to college for...free. Everyone is happy and smiling.

Their schools don't have lock-downs and students aren't checked for weapons.

Prison guards in Norway don't carry guns. There are only four guards in an entire prison with 200 prisoners. Instead of 80% of criminal returning back to prison, only 20% do. Even if you mass murder a dozen people, there's no capital punishment and the longest prison sentence given is 21 years.

Prisoners in Norway aren't confined in cells but have their own rooms with a lock and key. They are free to walk about the prison and use the library and computers. Then even have TV's in their rooms.

Our country is more hung up on watching football and the Super Bowl than they are eager to open a book and read and/or to help anyone but themselves.

People in other countries are happier and have more disposable income then we do with all of our hidden taxes and all that we must pay to receive that their citizens receive for free. People in other countries live longer than we do.

For free, they receive healthcare, go to college, are cared for in nursing homes, and are given prescription drugs.

Workers in Italy, France, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland and dozens of other countries have good paying jobs with...benefits and lots of vacation time off from work.

What the fuck?

If I was to attend the Super Bowl, I wouldn't stand for the National Anthem. I wouldn't salute the flag. I'd thank our veterans for their service but I'd tell those greedy, lying, cheating, so called public servants to go and fuck themselves.

God is not blessing America. God is blessing so many other countries but us. God doesn't like the way we use and abuse the rest of the world for our monetary gain.

May the Devil help us because God won't.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Not that this has anything to do with this thread, the Super Bowl, or football but...

I didn't want to clutter the board up with unnecessary threads in the way that someone we know routinely does every day. Being that I already have this one thread going, I figured that I'd just add to it.

Besides, football and the Super Bowl is boring. The Patriots will win again. They always win. Brady is intent on shaming Roger bad, bad, Badell.

I hope when Brady wins instead of shaking his hand, he gives him the finger. If he shakes his hand, I hope he spits in his hand first (lol).

I'm writing an anal story about a man from Iceland, Magnus. He's about the size of my brother, Big Louie, 6'9" tall, but Big Louie is 360 pounds instead of Magnus' slim 320 pounds.

Anyway, Magnus has anal sex with Becky after rescuing her from a bunch of drunken men at a frat party. She doesn't want to have sex with him because, well, he's a giant, even though she's tall, 5'11" and taller with heels and because she's a virgin.

The story will be about 8,000 words.

Because she's drunk, he persuades her to have anal sex with him. What do you think?

The other story that I'm working on is a romance set in England in the late 19th century. The story is about a Lord having sex with his Head Cook, a secret affair that turns into a romance and, being that both their spouses died, ends with marriage.

A bit long, but it's a good story with lots of sex. The story will be about 20,000 words.

Lastly, I'm writing a husband and wife bondage story. She agrees to have him tie her to the bed while his friends have their wicked, sexual way with her naked body. This should be a pretty good story too.

If you have any ideas for a story in any category, let me know.

If not, I could always write about having sex with myself, a masturbation story. Those are always hot and crowd pleasers.

Then again, I could always write a story about you having sex with me.

 

[SusanJillParker]

This is how I write. Feel free to tell me how you write.

I only write when inspired and I never stare at a blank page. Something that has taken me years to master, leaving my window of inspiration open for hours at a time, I'm seemingly always inspired to write. If I get stuck, I take my story to bed with me and let my brain percolate the story as I sleep. The next morning, I can't type fast enough.

I write from 4:30 am until 11:30 am, every day, 7 days a week. Then, I take a break and then answer e-mails. Whenever I post a mother and son incest story, I receive 200 to 300 e-mails for the first two days. I answer them all but for the nasty ones.

I wish all those fans who write me e-mails would vote but they don't. Oh, well.

I prefer writing 6 to 12 stories at a time. When the inspiration stops on one story, I move to the next story. Typically, I work on 2 to 3 stories in a day and rotate them.

I'm more of a novelist than a short story writer. I'm more of a character writer than a plot or a scene writer. Sometimes, as if watching a fast forward movie, the whole story comes to me and I can't type fast enough before I forget some things.

Even though I took screenwriting courses and did well in them, I don't enjoy writing screenplays. I'd rather write everything instead of just 120 pages of dialogue.

As an English major graduating from Northeastern University in Boston, I only needed to take 5 writing courses to satisfy my major. I took all that had, 32, but for technical writing and business writer. From Newswriting to expository writing to screenwriting to poetry to magazine writing and 12 courses just in creative writing, suffice to say that I love to write.

My biggest compliment was making my Creative Writing professor cry when he read my final exam paper.

I write 1 million to 1.5 million words a year and have been keeping that pace since 2007.

I don't know. I have no idea but I've written about 50 or 60 novel length works. Not all of my stories are posted here. I've published 6 e-Books with three different publishers and after receiving 100 to 300 dollar advances, they all absconded with my royalties. I'll never publish another e-Book again. Instead, I write stories for fans.

I write under 15 different names all of them women.

Troublemakers still call me Freddie because when I started writing here as BostonFictionWriter, I was scare to death to post an erotic story on a porn board and I was right to be afraid.

Freddie is my oldest brother. I have 4 much older brothers, one of which I suspect is my father, being that all my brothers were sexually intimate with my whore, stripper, and prostitute of a bitch mother before I was even born.

The oldest and smallest is Freddie. He's 6'3" and 240 pounds. Then, there's the identical twins Guido and Vito. They're 6'6" tall and 260 pounds. Last is the baby, Big Louie. He's 6'9" tall and weighs 360 pounds. All my brothers would for the mob as enforcers and leg breakers back in the 70's and 80's.

My drunken ex-husband a bad, Boston cop beat me. Big Louie introduced me to him. Our marriage lasted 3 years. An ex-Army Ranger, he wanted to make a living out of being a mercenary soldier until he was injured in his 2nd tour of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. He was crazier than any of my brothers and still works undercover for the Boston Police.

I've had death threats, my Facebook page hacked and personal information posted on the site and removed by Laurel. I've had men write shit, shit, shit a hundred times in the comments of every one of my stories. I've had all my red H's erased not once but 3 times. Laurel kindly replaced the ones removed but not whenever I earn a red H, I close the voting.

Writing is what I do. Writing is my passion. Even though I worked as a full-charge bookkeeper, staff accountant, and controller for a furrier and a modeling agency, I returned to college to earn a second bachelor's degree in English with Creative Writing and English Literature minors.

This is all about me. Now, what about you?

 

[NicoleZ]

I didn't want to clutter the board up with unnecessary threads in the way that someone we know routinely does every day....

I'm writing an anal story about a man from Iceland, Magnus. He's about the size of my brother, Big Louie, 6'9" tall, but Big Louie is 360 pounds instead of Magnus' slim 320 pounds.

Anyway, Magnus has anal sex with Becky after rescuing her from a bunch of drunken men at a frat party. She doesn't want to have sex with him because, well, he's a giant, even though she's tall, 5'11" and taller with heels and because she's a virgin.

Because she's drunk, he persuades her to have anal sex with him. What do you think?

What do I think? Vanilla, but with a bit of role-reversal it might be not-so vanilla: She is tiny, no more than 5' 3" with an anal fixation. Because he is such a huge man he does not want to because he's frightened he'll hurt tiny little her, but she manages to get him drunk enough to do it. NC with a twist. If you want to throw in a bit of non-vanilla BDSM as well, she's chasing someone wealthy enough to pay for a certain illegal op she's desperate to have.

There is no charge.