New Definition For Loneliness

[Liar]

Being the only pig in the whole of Afghanistan. And then being quarantined for fear of swine flu. (No this is not an Onion article.)

That's gotta be one hog singing the blues.


http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=7508617

 

[Safe_Bet]

Being the only pig in the whole of Afghanistan. And then being quarantined for fear of swine flu. (No this is not an Onion article.)

That's gotta be one hog singing the blues.


http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=7508617

Meh. Might not be so bad. At least it'll finally get some privacy. BTW, do pigs mastrubate?

 

[The_Fool]

Meh. Might not be so bad. At least it'll finally get some privacy. BTW, do pigs mastrubate?

No, but they do accept handjobs. Common practice for artificial insemination.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Wrong, Zoot. Ask any hog farmer, they do, too.

 

[3113]

Ask any hog farmer, they do, too.

With cloven hooves?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

With cloven hooves?

With whatever lumpy, fairly smooth thing is in the sty. Feed troughs work . . . if you're a pig.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Wow! In only six posts we went from swine flue quarantine all the way to feed trough humping.

Are we good or what!!!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It's experience, Sue. Many years of perversion it what it takes.

 

[Safe_Bet]

It's experience, Sue. Many years of perversion it what it takes.

Yup. It's also a diversity thing... we've got everything from vanilla through tutti-fruiti covered and 3113 is doing something with cloves, I think...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

All adding up to rich, slurpy pate' of lechery unmatched for wit and haute sex anywhere on the net.

 

[Dragonlipz]

Whoa, too damned much swine info here ....