I've got a proposal for a new contest. Perhaps it's not an "official" contest, but I think it's a fun one nonetheless.
Here it is: I just saw the movie "The Aristrocrats". It was hilarious. And it made me want to tell the joke. But I'm more of a writer than a comic. So I wrote mine instead. It's called "The Aristocrats" (duh!). And maybe, just maybe, they will actually publish it here. I did my best to clean it up to avoid any of the taboos. Which was both a source of great comedy and great frustration. So here is my challenge to Literotica: write your own Aristocrats story. I'll keep everybody posted as to whether mine makes it past the censors.
Oh yeah, one last thing: it helps if you've seen the movie. And that you have a very, very strong stomach.
Here it is: I just saw the movie "The Aristrocrats". It was hilarious. And it made me want to tell the joke. But I'm more of a writer than a comic. So I wrote mine instead. It's called "The Aristocrats" (duh!). And maybe, just maybe, they will actually publish it here. I did my best to clean it up to avoid any of the taboos. Which was both a source of great comedy and great frustration. So here is my challenge to Literotica: write your own Aristocrats story. I'll keep everybody posted as to whether mine makes it past the censors.
Oh yeah, one last thing: it helps if you've seen the movie. And that you have a very, very strong stomach.
