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Okay so the vacation is over, and the Kid is back. I did say I was going to be taking an extended break from Lit, but let's face it, I have been on Lit since I was a teenager. Going on a full decade of this addictive place, I can't just leave. And besides, I have met some absolutely amazingly wonderful people here who I love dearly.

Now, I had some things to think about. There was some discussion of me creating an alt and there was also some discussion on what I really should expect on Lit. The main problem, I think, is that I was kind of looking for one girl in my series of threads about women. It was pointed out to me that instead of looking for one particular girl, I should just look for friends and build on that.

So with that, all expectations can be thrown out the window here. I'm looking for just really cool, chill women who either need a break from the constant bullshit they get from horny guys on here or who need somebody to be a good posting buddy. There's no more the one or potential life-long relationship seeking. I'm here for fun, maybe some flirting if we both mesh that way, and some pure chill hanging out. There's no pressure, no requests for tit pics, or expectations for anything.

No age is too high, no big girl will go unloved, and no female will go starving for quality conversation anymore. I am taking the stance here and now that all women will be satisfied. I promise that if you vote for me 2016 that women all across Lit will be satisfied. No other man will do. The future is not tomorrow! The future is today!

No alcohol has been consumed prior to the making of this thread.
 
Neither is anybody else. :rolleyes:

I have completely purged my inbox though so this is a completely fresh start. From scratch. It's the new-and-improved version. I think if I can keep this pressure-free, it will be a lot more enjoyable for both me and the women I interact with. After all, it's about having fun and when I lose sight of that, I begin to go downhill and that's never good.
 
Thank you, Elizabeth! I hope you are doing well with your new adventures!

Unfortunately, it is nearly 3am here in Gerogia. I need to get some sleep. Tomorrow is an exciting day for sure since I'm back and back with a vengeance.

Have a good night, all! I will see you all tomorrow. And it's nearing the end off the week, which means there's a party in my pants in a few days and you all are invited!
 
How have I not gotten many PMs? What in the hell? I'm amazing. I'm like the second coming of Superman. If you were to take the entire D/C Universe and combine it with the entire Marvel Universe, there would be one perfect man, and that man is me.

So I should have an inbox full of women naked with their legs spread begging for my grace to pound their cervix.

And before any woman says it, "HA! Yeah right! Your penis could never even reach a woman's cervix!" Yeeeeeaaaah well my response to that is.... why don't we test it out? =P
 

First, I'm :heart: with your avy.

Second, why must be a perfect man created when DC and Marvel come together for a Big Bang? Where's that insanely awesome woman??? Oh wait, here! You're looking her her. Me. :D

Third, IDK you nor chat with you before. Welcome back anyways. Enjoy! Happy writing, keep humping and continue seeking. GL :kiss:

_:rose:_
 
First, I'm :heart: with your avy.

Second, why must be a perfect man created when DC and Marvel come together for a Big Bang? Where's that insanely awesome woman??? Oh wait, here! You're looking her her. Me. :D

Third, IDK you nor chat with you before. Welcome back anyways. Enjoy! Happy writing, keep humping and continue seeking. GL :kiss:

_:rose:_

Well, that doesn't mean we can't get to know each other and chat? If you're as perfect as you say you are, let's throw down!
 
Well, that doesn't mean we can't get to know each other and chat? If you're as perfect as you say you are, let's throw down!

Ha! Lets! I'll see you at the basketball court in 15 minutes. Sharp. :p

You know, you might haven garner more PM from the ladies if you're "second coming" of Batman. He's obviously more surperior and pulls in more girls than the Krypton-natives. Just saying. And yes, I'm a bit of a nerd... and random. :D ....and sleepy. So raincheck on the throw down. You may be number uno for another night. Manata, I'm taking you down.
 
Ha! Lets! I'll see you at the basketball court in 15 minutes. Sharp. :p

You know, you might haven garner more PM from the ladies if you're "second coming" of Batman. He's obviously more surperior and pulls in more girls than the Krypton-natives. Just saying. And yes, I'm a bit of a nerd... and random. :D ....and sleepy. So raincheck on the throw down. You may be number uno for another night. Manata, I'm taking you down.

That's no problem. I'm getting sleepy myself. I hope you have a good night. You seem to be very upbeat and happy, which is good because I could really use that right now.

Forgive me. Today has been a very crappy day. Tomorrow will be better, I hope. See you then. :)
 
You know, I looked at Kik today and saw the notification and thought "Ash hates me now." :/

Glad that doesn't seem to be the case. :)

I don't hate anyone. that's a lie. but you would have to do much worse then choose to not write me back for me to hate you.

I don't hold a grudge. I mean I could have taken that whole thing as a I prolly should not bug him on his thread anymore..but you know me..I don't give a shit who i bug ;)
 
I don't hate anyone. that's a lie. but you would have to do much worse then choose to not write me back for me to hate you.

I don't hold a grudge. I mean I could have taken that whole thing as a I prolly should not bug him on his thread anymore..but you know me..I don't give a shit who i bug ;)

You never bug me, Ash. I will always welcome you to try to bug me. ;)
 
That's my job.

Oh Jez. I don't know what I would do without you. And with that, it's bedtime. I hope everybody has a goodnight...

...and I expect to wake up to a minimum of 5 new women PMing me while I sleep.

Make it happen, ladies! :D
 
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