New But Old Kids Game!

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

My Cousin Played This With Me And My Friends The Other Night And We Were Under Our Chairs With Laughter!

The Game
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Choose 6 Days Of The Week
6 Board Members or Lovers
6 Different Cars
6 Male or Non Gender Body Parts
6 Female or Non Gender Body Parts...You Could Also Throw In Womens Pieces Of Clothing If You Wished.
Then Choose 6 Emotions

Pm Them To Me And I'll Mix And Match Them.....Then, VOILA! I Post It And We Have Something Mildly Amusing

Wanna Play?

 

[Angel]

Sounds fun.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

It Might Be!

Awaiting Yer Pm, Angel

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

What A Slut That RubyFruit Chick Is!

FIRST!

On Monday I Saw RubyFruit Out With PC. They Were Parked Outside Some Caberat Joint In A Corvette. Looking A Little Closer I saw PC Slipping Ruby's Pink Panties Up His Hairy Legs! She Was Looking A Little Envious...

THEN!

On Tuesday, RubyFruit Was Out Cruising Around With The Notorious Angel In A Big Blue Suburban. Angel Kept Leaning Into Ruby, Kissing, Licking And Telling Dirty Stories Into Her Perfect Little Ears! From The Way Ruby Was Laughing And Carrying On, My Guess Was She Was Pertty Darn Happy.

I Just Could NOT Belive My Eyes When I Saw RubyFruit Out Yet Again!

It Was On Thursday That I Saw Her Out With Some Chick Named April-Wine. This Time In A Green MG. Ruby Sat In The Passenger Seat While Letting April Sniff Her Cute Feet! What A Devient Coupke They Looked To Be. Upon Closer Inspection, I Saw That April Was Riding The Stick Shift! I Suppose That's Why Ruby Looked A Little sad.

Friday Was No Different. RubyFruit Was Out With Yet Another Hot Babe. Some French Chick Named Nessus...
They Were Out At A Posh Club Here In Las Vegas. Nessus Had Ruby Glammed All Up In A Lovley Hobble Dress, Collar And Leash. All The While Showing Off Her RubyFruit Prize To Anyone And EVERYONE! Nessus Had Her Hands ALL OVER Rubyfruit, Taking Special Care Of Ruby's Succulent Breasts. All The While RubyFruit Squealed With Joy.

But The Next Night, Saturday,It Looked As Though Ruby Needed Some Male Attention. Attention She Got, From The Chocolate God Marxist. Though I Guess He Hadn't Been On Too Many Dates Lately, Cuz It Was A Bizzare Scene!
They Pulled Up Outside The Bathhouses In This Dirty, White Bronco, And When I Peeked Inside, I Saw Marxist With His Head In A Most Unconfortable Way Jammed Againest Ruby's Chest. She Was Seething With Hatred as She Tried Desperatly To Free His Ears From Her Bra! Betcha He Does Not Get A SECOND Date.

Sunday Was Quite The X-Rated Show, And RubyFruit Was At Her Most Slutty This Night!
Her And Some Dude Named Rick Deville PArked Their Chevy F-10 In The Parking Lot Of The Excalibur Hotel And Walked Their Stylish Selves Right Into The Middle Of The Casino Area. Ruby Quickly Fell To Her Knees, While Deville Unzipped His Trousers And Pulled Out THE BIGGEST Cock! He Slipped His Giant Cock Past RubyFruit's Slick Red Lips And Fucked Her Face Til He Exploded Down Her Beautiful Throat. She Musta Been In Love
What A Fucking Show!

What A Slut That RubyFruit Chick Is!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

The Next Victim Will Be...

lil Minx!

 

[Rubyfruit]

LMAO - that was hysterical!

Thank you for giving me a laugh RudeNastyAssBitch.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

When Asked About Liking Nooners, lilminx had this to say.

~Nope- I don't have enough time on my lunch break to go home and fuck, even if I had someone to fuck at noon.~

Uh Huh...
Get This Gossip!

I Heard, That lilminx Paid PaganAngel A Visit On Tuesday At Noon. Topsy Turvy And Then BANG! She Had Him Standing In His OWN Kitchen With His Butt In A Sling Skirt! Needless To Say, They Were BOTH Pretty Surprised

The Same Time I Heard That! I Heard This Too!
Unable To Get Ahold Of PaganAngel For Her Next Crazy Nooner, On Wednesday...THE VERY NEXT DAY! She Picked Up Her Office Phone, And Next On Her Freaky List Was Tight And Taut, Lobito. He Said, YES OH YES! So She Hopped Into Her Fast Little Camero And Headed On Down To The Lobito Shack. tOpsy tUrvy BANG! Lobito's Beautiful Buns Are Straining To Hold His Now Teetering Figure Up Ontop Of A Stunning Pair Of Shiny Thigh High Stillettos! It Was Just The Thing She Needed To Pick Up Her Day And Make Her Happy.

But Like ALL Little Sluts, She Was Certainly NOT Sated At Noon On Thursday! She NEEDED To Make Another Wild Nooner Happen...Borrowing Her Office Mates 3000GT, She Booted On Over To KGBoot's Pad. It Was A Bad Scene. He Refused To "Dress Up" For Her And When She Exploded In Rage At Her Denied Request, KGBOOT Tied Her Arms Behind Her Back With Her OWN Dress! Then Licked A VERY Angry lilminx's pussy.

Out At Some Sex Club, Friday Night, She Hooked Up With A Cute Little Number With A White Hot Smile, Named SummerRose Of All Things! When It Was Their Turn On Stage, SummerRose Laid On Her Back Ontop The Cold, Hard Concrete, lilminxy Climbing All Over Her. Then Stomach To Stomach Began Sucking And Eating Each Others Slick, Twitching Cunts! This Girl Has No One To Go Home With Or To!???

She Had A Couple Of Exiting Adventures On The Weekend Too! Again With Men. On Saturday She Hooked Up With This Modest Mouse, And Man Did He Have A Weird One. Dude Picks Her Up In His Dirty, White Ford Bronco. Drives Her Out To The Middle Of Nowhere And Tells Her To Take Her Bra Off...Taking One Of Her Now Exposed, Nipples Into His Mouth, He Wraps The Lacy Bra Around His Prick And Starts Jerking It! Grunting Like An Animal He Unloads A Treat Into Her Left Cup, Then Asks If She Would Wear This Bra To Work On Monday!
Ya Right!
Welll..Maybe! But Thats Just Me

On Sunday Morning, This Fly Guy Came To Her Door Selling Volkswagon Beetles Or Religion Or Something. She Invited Him In And Asked If He Knew How To Fix A Broken Pussy. He Did Not! They Got ALL Topsy Turvy, But All That Really Happened, Was a Frightening Tangle Of Legs And Thongs...Pity.

 

[lilminx]

Those stories were meant for your ears only, RNAB!

 

[Rick DeVille]

Those stories were meant for your ears only, RNAB!

Nice AV

BTW It's all lies, we never go to the Excalibur, its a fucking dump

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Friday Was No Different. RubyFruit Was Out With Yet Another Hot Babe. Some French Chick Named Nessus...
They Were Out At A Posh Club Here In Las Vegas. Nessus Had Ruby Glammed All Up In A Lovley Hobble Dress, Collar And Leash. All The While Showing Off Her RubyFruit Prize To Anyone And EVERYONE! Nessus Had Her Hands ALL OVER Rubyfruit, Taking Special Care Of Ruby's Succulent Breasts. All The While RubyFruit Squealed With Joy.