Sidney_1
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New Beginnings Sperm Bank: deposit by Tmmmbrrr (closed)
Mrs. Dooney skimmed the latest application. The center and girls were fully booked, but it was rare to have a redheaded man apply. She donned her reading glasses and read more slowly.
Let’s see:
Josh Ironwood, age 32, green eyes, freckles, short red hair, 6’ height, toned. Professional but athletic on the weekends. The nurses are going to love this guy, she thought, and smiled. So would the geneticists and fertility specialists.
Mrs. Dooney knew she had to find a way to work him in even if it was an evening appointment. Maybe one of the nurses would want some overtime pay. She couldn’t imagine why Mr. Ironwood would want to adhere to the strict health and celibacy program since he didn’t seem to need the extra earnings. But, perhaps he had somehow gotten into a pickle or just wanted some quick cash.
*Phone*
“Is this Mr. Josh Ironwood? Great. We’ve received your sperm donation application. Once we receive your blood and urine results, and legal statements that confirm your celibacy over the next two weeks we can schedule your appointment with a nurse. Did you have any questions regarding our contract or procedures? Any special requests regarding the nurse that works with you? Just a quick review—on the day prior to your appointment, please refrain from eating any onions, garlic, or spicy foods. Please shower on the day of your appointment but do not apply any extra scents to your skin. Some of our nurses are sensitive to odors and prefer the scent of pure masculinity. We hope to make your experience as comfortable as possible.”
Mrs. Dooney skimmed the latest application. The center and girls were fully booked, but it was rare to have a redheaded man apply. She donned her reading glasses and read more slowly.
Let’s see:
Josh Ironwood, age 32, green eyes, freckles, short red hair, 6’ height, toned. Professional but athletic on the weekends. The nurses are going to love this guy, she thought, and smiled. So would the geneticists and fertility specialists.
Mrs. Dooney knew she had to find a way to work him in even if it was an evening appointment. Maybe one of the nurses would want some overtime pay. She couldn’t imagine why Mr. Ironwood would want to adhere to the strict health and celibacy program since he didn’t seem to need the extra earnings. But, perhaps he had somehow gotten into a pickle or just wanted some quick cash.
*Phone*
“Is this Mr. Josh Ironwood? Great. We’ve received your sperm donation application. Once we receive your blood and urine results, and legal statements that confirm your celibacy over the next two weeks we can schedule your appointment with a nurse. Did you have any questions regarding our contract or procedures? Any special requests regarding the nurse that works with you? Just a quick review—on the day prior to your appointment, please refrain from eating any onions, garlic, or spicy foods. Please shower on the day of your appointment but do not apply any extra scents to your skin. Some of our nurses are sensitive to odors and prefer the scent of pure masculinity. We hope to make your experience as comfortable as possible.”
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