New Author's Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

And, Babs comes out from under the bed looking for the other one.

I put in the lost Jockey.

and your horse shows.

I put in a trifecta...

 

[Handley_Page]

and your horse shows.

I put in a trifecta...

And all three fall at the first.


I put in a 'Consolation' prize

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And all three fall at the first.


I put in a 'Consolation' prize

but the loser in inconsolable.

I put in a non-participant ribbon...

 

[Handley_Page]

but the loser in inconsolable.

I put in a non-participant ribbon...

but it fails to record properly.



I put in a plastic box.

 

[Idarrau]

but it fails to record properly.



I put in a plastic box.

And it grows into a plastic forest

I put in box office smash

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And it grows into a plastic forest

I put in box office smash

and, the little old lady climbs out of the wreck without a scratch claiming that she thought she had put it in reverse.

I put in Smart car.

 

[Idarrau]

and, the little old lady climbs out of the wreck without a scratch claiming that she thought she had put it in reverse.

I put in Smart car.

...it started counting down to Judgement Day and highlighted all Sarah Connors in my town on GPS.

I put in a case of toilet paper.

 

[Handley_Page]

...it started counting down to Judgement Day and highlighted all Sarah Connors in my town on GPS.

I put in a case of toilet paper.

which is well sealed against all manner of horrors;
Can't get any out of the case, though. . .




I put in a double bassoon

 

[YoursSINSerely]

which is well sealed against all manner of horrors;
Can't get any out of the case, though. . .




I put in a double bassoon

And, the Bobbsey twins make love to a quartet of men.

I put in a single organ.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, the Bobbsey twins make love to a quartet of men.

I put in a single organ.

But it's deflated.


I put in a blower