New and confused?

[quirkykitten]

I will be honest I have no clue how to word something like this I've never put out a "personal" before. I just joined the site today and I guess Im looking for people to talk to, maybe help me with any questions I might have. Im a bit shy but I do love meeting new people (which is really odd sometimes.) I have very little preferences when it comes to someones gender, but I do have to draw a line somewhere so I'll draw my line at corpse. No necrophilia for me thanks ! Anywayy I'd like some people to talk to, get to know, maybe create a few friendships, who knows right?

 

[Lone_Wanderer]

I will be honest I have no clue how to word something like this I've never put out a "personal" before. I just joined the site today and I guess Im looking for people to talk to, maybe help me with any questions I might have. Im a bit shy but I do love meeting new people (which is really odd sometimes.) I have very little preferences when it comes to someones gender, but I do have to draw a line somewhere so I'll draw my line at corpse. No necrophilia for me thanks ! Anywayy I'd like some people to talk to, get to know, maybe create a few friendships, who knows right?

Hello and welcome to Lit! I'm sure you'll get lots of "wanna fuck" PM's, but when you've sorted those out, would love to get to know you better...

 

[L8tnIt]

I will joine Lone Wanderee in welcoming you. To be polite, I invite you to PM me. This way, your inbox won't be as crowded

 

[L8tnIt]

Damn smartphone- not letting me type what I want typed!

 

[Mountaineer69]

Welcome to lit. If you ever want to chat with an older man PM me. Enjoy.

 

[bigman131]

Welcome. Make yourself at home. I'm always up for a chat if you would like

 

[Lost_Yonder]

but I do have to draw a line somewhere so I'll draw my line at corpse. No necrophilia for me thanks ! Anywayy I'd like some people to talk to, get to know, maybe create a few friendships, who knows right?

Let me join the long line of welcomes.

Fortunately, there aren't too many corpses around on here replying to personals - but if you are interested to see how zombies fuck one another, might I suggest lurking in the "general board"!

 

[Prince Albert]

I will be honest I have no clue how to word something like this I've never put out a "personal" before. I just joined the site today and I guess Im looking for people to talk to, maybe help me with any questions I might have. Im a bit shy but I do love meeting new people (which is really odd sometimes.) I have very little preferences when it comes to someones gender, but I do have to draw a line somewhere so I'll draw my line at corpse. No necrophilia for me thanks ! Anywayy I'd like some people to talk to, get to know, maybe create a few friendships, who knows right?

Welcome to Lit; hope you enjoy your time here.

 

[Daxaeha]

Hey there darlin',

I could help you out with some girly giggles if the raging hard-ons get a little tiresome.

(no offence gents)

 

[L8tnIt]

None taken. More mixed company to broaden the perspectives should be welcomed!

 

[Daxaeha]

I made the mistake of posting an "I'm young and new" thread in BDSM once. I received a lot of public support for my questions but the PMs from pushy "Doms" were over-whelming.
I thought maybe we could use some "non-threatening" female support over here.

 

[bigman131]

Hey there darlin',

I could help you out with some girly giggles if the raging hard-ons get a little tiresome.

(no offence gents)

None takin. And it isn't even raging lol

 

[Daxaeha]

None takin. And it isn't even raging lol

That's probably for the best.

Playful and witty hard-ons are much better, IMO.

 

[bigman131]

Yes they are. I never did understand the angry penis raging thing lol

 

[Daxaeha]

Yes they are. I never did understand the angry penis raging thing lol

I'm not going to pretend to know whether or not a penis has a good reason to be angry when it is so I just tend to avoid them.

Unless I'm in to mood for a good dick/pussy brawl. (stranger things have happened)

 

[bigman131]

Well I don't know about a brawl but I wouldn't mind some penis/pussy wrestling

 

[Daxaeha]

Well I don't know about a brawl but I wouldn't mind some penis/pussy wrestling

I put my money on dick!

That guy always wins...

 

[Gasguy52]

Feeding frenzy

Hi there new and confused,
You just threw a bucket of chum into the water, creating a virtual feeding frenzy.
Once the waters have calmed done, the true mature gentlemen of Lit will still be here to communicate with.
Welcome to Lit, ...choose wisely grasshopper...

 

[bigman131]

I put my money on dick!

That guy always wins...

I would have to disagree. But I am willing to challenge you to two out of three falls...

 

[Daxaeha]

I would have to disagree. But I am willing to challenge you to two out of three falls...

You're on!

 

[bigman131]

You're on!

Name the time and place

 

[StrangerDanger8]

Welcome

Let me be another in a line of welcomes. Inbox is always available for any questions.

 

[IARainman]

It can be kind of daunting to get to know people here, I'm not a very regular regular so I'm not much of a member of any circles...but I do enjoy it, so you can too. Anyway, feel free to drop me a PM, especially if you see me online, always love a good question.

 

[quirkykitten]

Thank you

I've gotten a lot of messages ...a LOT of messages. Some were a bit unsavory but I did get a lot from some really good people and I think I might take some of you up on the offer of messaging you. For a while I felt a bit like a lamb in a room full of hungry wolves. So thank you >.<
<3
I havent gotten any from any women though...it's all men. Not that there's anything wrong with that! I love men ..a lot, men are great, men have amazing things in their...well I like men. And women ..women too. Women are great We tend to smell better

 

[30bandits]

*throws the "old spice" in the trash*