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NEW ADDITIONS TO THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS
Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
and
may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not
used
well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum, precious stones. Violent when left
alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green
when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
Element Name: MANIUM
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed
with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by
saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able
to
produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins
to smell.
Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
and
may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not
used
well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum, precious stones. Violent when left
alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green
when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
Element Name: MANIUM
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed
with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by
saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able
to
produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins
to smell.
