Never's turn for an Apology or SHUT UP NEVER!

[Never]

It's true, I've watched it all from the shadows and I did nothing about it. I've watched newbie after newbie be burned for what they've done. Everyone has been insulted, flamed and hated...everyone but me.

I've been here only two and a half months (or something like that) and I should make 1000 in a couple weeks. Yet does anyone jump on my back for excessive posting? No.
Have you ever seen me start a thread that was worth the electrons used to make it? I mean, remember the giant fork with the word 'spoon' under it? Anal Orgasms? Wishing Endlessly goodnight with a giant Jiggly Puff? Look at 'You know'.. if anyone else had started that thread you'd be threatening to anally rape them.

Half my posts don't even make sense! I'm egotistical -this thread starter proves that. I'm obnoxious - remember when I chased Rosebud around teasing her about the fact that no one posted when she was here? I'm an apple polisher - I've spent so much time kissing Laurel's ass my monitor has lip smudges all over it. I've annoying - I post on EVERY thread, even when I have nothing to add. I'm disruptive - there was Slut_boy having a wonderful thread and then I make fun of it. I'm not even that nice!

Yet, I can't remember even once being criticized or mocked, even when I was a newbie.

So the next time you feel the need to vent remember:
Who starts meaningless threads? Never!
Who thinks the world of herself? Never!
Who has a stupid handle? Never!
Who makes up posts just to fill up space? Never!
Who do you hate?…
NEVER!

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I fell asleep in the tub until the cat jumped on my back.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Muff|e |s a s|lly goose

I hate you too Never.

Now that that's out of the way...

*Chases Never around the couch with an eggbeater...* Come back here Never baby!!!!!!!! WWWHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hubba hubba hubbaa!!!!! I got some burnin luuuuuuuuv jest for you Never baby!!!!!!

Well I feel better now.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Hey Never, you forgot one: you dig up year-old threads and bring 'em back to life.

P.S. I hate you.

(happy now?)

 

[Dreamer1]

Shut the f**k up Never. I was under the mistaken impression we were all here to entertain you!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Ok Never here it is.....

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!!

LOL

 

[Nicole]

Ummmmmmmmm .... So the Bath didn't work then???

 

[Dreamer1]

Ummmmmmmmm .... So the Bath didn't work then???

That was funny! See Never, humor at your expense!
Damn, I actually hope you feel better! Sorry.

 

[Never]

Psst.. Nicole. Look under my smiley face on the thread starter. I'm just sort of achy and groggy at the moment.
((((((((((((Nicole))))))))))))
Thank you hun, thought I was a freak.
Now be nice and tell me to shut the heck up.. I know you want to.

Come on people. I know I've annoyed a lot of you - this is your chance to tell me off or at least give me constructive criticism. I won't take offence, I prom ice. *starts typing the rough draft to 'You all are so mean to nice, lil Never'*

 

[Wizard]

But I like ya...........................I don't want to bitch...........

 

[Never]

Don't make me start a thread about how much I hate you..

 

[Never]

(I could have responded in my previous post)

*Runs, screaming like a little girl from the KillerM*
No, please! Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
*Has no idea what you plan to do with that eggbeater and doesn't want to find out*

 

[Skitten]

LMFAO Oh never! Now look what you did.

 

[Patryn]

You're just jealous because I got my own "fuck you" thread.

If it helps any *takes a deep breath* I hate you, I think you post too much, you think you're high and mighty even though none of your posts are worth the phosphors used to display them. Is that good? I can try again.

 

[Aranian]

Like I said before, Never's my role model. Even if only for the signature line.

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[Never]

You did good Patryn who is not Payne who isn't Payne herself anymore. It's true, I'm jealous green of you, I think it's the giant FUCK in the title line though..

Hey, it is a cool siggie line (Always happy to share my siggie).
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I mean what I said and I said what I mean, a Never's meaningless is 100%

 

[Nicole]

Psst.. Nicole. Look under my smiley face on the thread starter. I'm just sort of achy and groggy at the moment.
((((((((((((Nicole))))))))))))
Thank you hun, thought I was a freak.
Now be nice and tell me to shut the heck up.. I know you want to.

Come on people. I know I've annoyed a lot of you - this is your chance to tell me off or at least give me constructive criticism. I won't take offence, I prom ice. *starts typing the rough draft to 'You all are so mean to nice, lil Never'*

Nope ... so there.

I'll jump in the bath with you instead though

 

[Never]

Hee.
Hey, Nicole. Skitten suggested another way to cure my cramps..
Now I could do it on my own but I know you're so nice I thought you'd be more than willing to give me a 'helping hand'.
Or any other helping body parts..
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[Nicole]

Never ... are you flirting with me???

Right then *Taking Never in my arms, carrying her to the bed*

Is that what you had in mind??? I'm pretty versitile you know

Hahahahahaha.

See what being nice does for you???

Never I brought Cake too

 

[Never]

*Is all ashiver*
I'll never be mean again. I'll be a nice girl. I'll be a nice girl.
Hmm, what type of cake you got there?

 

[Nicole]

Hmmmmmmmmmm What sort of cake??? If you keep being a good girl, i'll let you spread it on my body and lick it off.

BUT if you can't be a good girl I'll have to get my paddle out .... http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ruinkai/spankA.gif

Now would my little Never like that or is she going to continue to be a good girl???

 

[Never]

Ahhh. *blinks* Good!.. no, Bad!..
I mean good...no, can I change it? Bad, yes, yes Bad. Wait, good.. bad..good..
Ahhhhhhh! I don't know.
Gboaodd!

 

[Skitten]

Nikki let me comfort never too ah! poor baby here let us help you my dear.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Ahhh. *blinks* Good!.. no, Bad!..
I mean good...no, can I change it? Bad, yes, yes Bad. Wait, good.. bad..good..
Ahhhhhhh! I don't know.
Gboaodd!

is there a hiddne message in here directed at me ?

 

[Never]

Ahhh, bobtoad. Tell me how there could be a hidden message and I'll tell you is there is or not.
Until then I'll take some comfort from Skitten. *resting my poor, confused head on her lap*

 

[Bobtoad777]

Originally posted by Never


Ahhh. *blinks* Good!.. no, Bad!.. this could be a discription of a first intimate encounter with me a virgin?
I mean good...no, can I change it? this maybe teaching me the ropes? Bad, yes, yes Bad. Wait, good.. bad..good..
Ahhhhhhh! I don't know. this after i finsih to soon and let you down?
Gboaodd! Gee Bobtodd?


yeah i know i really strecthced the imigination on this one Never