SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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Okay, my wife and I planned on taking this week off for quite some time now. We counted days to make sure the timing was correct. We checked with our co-workers so we wouldn't receive pleading calls from work. Hell we even put in a good supply of food so we wouldn't have to go shopping. So what happens? All hell breaks loose is what happens.
On Friday, right after work one of our very good friends calls with a major problem. Her Grandmother just died and she needs to go to another country to bury her. Only problem is she has three children and not enough money to fly them home with her. Okay, we can help out. Suddenly we're taking care of three children, the oldest is six and the youngest is in diapers. Thank god I have a sense of humor. Momma comes home tomorrow at 0900.
Friday night we receive a call from my parents who are now in Florida for the winter. They will be down starting Saturday afternoon and desperatly need a place to stay for a couple of days while repairs are done on their Trailor. Can we put them up? Okay, like they really need to ask, they're family. My sense of humor is taking a beating here folks. I haven't been laid in over a week and my eyes are bulging, now I have a house overfull of guests. (Thankfully they like kids, they were able to help out.) My cats are in hiding and the grill is cooking on a near hourly basis to keep everyone fed. Well, my parents left this afternoon, leaving behind a box of Cigars and a bottle of Tequila.
Sounds like things are looking up right? Hah. My wife starts feeling pain in her upper jaw this morning. Looking at it I find the culprit. A nice nasty little cavity which must be exposing the nerve in one of her Molars. She is laying on the bed crying in pain and I have three kids wandering around wanting their momma and whining. I pick up our friend at the airport and transport her and the kids to her house tomorrow morning at 0900. (Did I say that already? Good you get the idea at how desperate I am for this to end.) I then bring my wife to the dentist at 1130. (The earliest I can get her in there.)
Well things are starting to look up a little bit. The house will be emtied of starngers and family alike tomorrow morning, the wifes mouth will be taken care of by tomorrow at noon. I know she will not be recovered from this for at least a day, but that's okay. We still have the weekend right. Damn it I turn on the television for the first time in several days to hear we are now looking at another hurricane and the mayor is already talking about evacuating the area where I live. When is it supposed to go over us? Saturday and Sunday. I'm tempted to stand out in the middle of the road during the storm wearing nothing but my hat and boots. That way I'll at least get a blow job from Mother Nature.
Cat
On Friday, right after work one of our very good friends calls with a major problem. Her Grandmother just died and she needs to go to another country to bury her. Only problem is she has three children and not enough money to fly them home with her. Okay, we can help out. Suddenly we're taking care of three children, the oldest is six and the youngest is in diapers. Thank god I have a sense of humor. Momma comes home tomorrow at 0900.
Friday night we receive a call from my parents who are now in Florida for the winter. They will be down starting Saturday afternoon and desperatly need a place to stay for a couple of days while repairs are done on their Trailor. Can we put them up? Okay, like they really need to ask, they're family. My sense of humor is taking a beating here folks. I haven't been laid in over a week and my eyes are bulging, now I have a house overfull of guests. (Thankfully they like kids, they were able to help out.) My cats are in hiding and the grill is cooking on a near hourly basis to keep everyone fed. Well, my parents left this afternoon, leaving behind a box of Cigars and a bottle of Tequila.
Sounds like things are looking up right? Hah. My wife starts feeling pain in her upper jaw this morning. Looking at it I find the culprit. A nice nasty little cavity which must be exposing the nerve in one of her Molars. She is laying on the bed crying in pain and I have three kids wandering around wanting their momma and whining. I pick up our friend at the airport and transport her and the kids to her house tomorrow morning at 0900. (Did I say that already? Good you get the idea at how desperate I am for this to end.) I then bring my wife to the dentist at 1130. (The earliest I can get her in there.)
Well things are starting to look up a little bit. The house will be emtied of starngers and family alike tomorrow morning, the wifes mouth will be taken care of by tomorrow at noon. I know she will not be recovered from this for at least a day, but that's okay. We still have the weekend right. Damn it I turn on the television for the first time in several days to hear we are now looking at another hurricane and the mayor is already talking about evacuating the area where I live. When is it supposed to go over us? Saturday and Sunday. I'm tempted to stand out in the middle of the road during the storm wearing nothing but my hat and boots. That way I'll at least get a blow job from Mother Nature.
Cat
