never ending housework

[peachykeen]

Mr Keen and I are two adults, we're not slobs, there are no kids here, and it seems like we're either at work or asleep most of the damn time - so how does this house get so friggin' messy???

 

[Vinny]

Oops

Sorry not to have picked my clothes off the floor last night when I jumped out your bedroom window when he came home

 

[Blindinthedark]

Gremlins.
I swear it's the gremlins!!
Damn beasts

 

[Myrrdin]

I don't call it a mess. It's just my filing system.

 

[sexy-girl]

its even worse when have a long haired german shepherd i have to hoover every night and about 2mins after i hoover there is spots of hair on the carpet

 

[Wiggles]

I'm convinced my roomate and I are like two little slugs. Instead of slime we leave behind a trail of junk mail, dishes, clothes, pop cans etc.

Luckily, he's the slimier slug. So I can still bitch about it.

 

[peachykeen]

Now, in an effort to further procrastinate about the cleaning, Mr Keen and I have resorted to arguing over what music to listen to while we clean. Excellent stalling technique on both our parts, I think.

 

[Agent99]

sexy-girl,

You vacuum the dog every night?

(If he is shedding 2 minutes later you need to look into Rogaine For Dogs!)

 

[someplace]

I don't get it either. It seems like I'm always doing laundry and yet I never seem to make it to the bottom of the basket(s). Someone's playing a very mean trick on me.

 

[lovetoread]

Dishes multiply by themselves.

Honestly, it seems that way.

 

[someplace]

That's right!

I swear my coffee cups breed when my back is turned. The little hussies!

 

[PepperminTrish]

Thank goodness I'm not the only one that has housework that never ends!! I swear I wore myself out yesterday cleaning this place and it's still not done.
*sigh*

 

[peachykeen]

I am going to declare a ban on newspapers and magazines in this house, I swear. They're fucking everywhere! And I am always and forever luggin huge stacks of them out to the recycling bin. Sheesh.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Add a couple of kids to the mix and you'll never see the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[capricious_chic]

That is the main reason we quit our subscription to the newpaper.

Creates too much clutter.

I would like to know, how i have a bag full of trash every damned day? It just amazes me.

 

[peachykeen]

Woohoo, finally done (for today anyway)! Now time to order pizza, open a bottle of wine, and then later take a nice long steamy bath in my sparkly clean bathtub.

 

[sexy-girl]

sexy-girl,

You vacuum the dog every night?

(If he is shedding 2 minutes later you need to look into Rogaine For Dogs!)

lol i meant i vacuum the house because of the dog


big dogs shed hair like that its just normal but annoying i think we should get him shaved

 

[peachykeen]

s-g you know what amazes me, we had a black and tan striped sofa, and a German shepherd and you know what? he had this amazing talent for putting all of his tan hairs on the black stripes, and his black hairs on the tan stripes! If only we could have found a way to use that power for good, instead of evil.

 

[Tx girl]

I definatly hear ya Peachykeen. My husband and i go through the samething every week. Its only the 2 of us as well and something always needs to be done. It sucks!! If its this bad now i wonder what its going to be like when we finally do have a little one!!!

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

lol i meant i vacuum the house because of the dog

My dog likes to be vacuumed. Dumb mutt. Sure saves on grooomer charges tho!