We got stopped one night.
Cabbie's fault really, they never turned up.
They could see we weren't chavs, and looked a bit out of place
in a city centre.
They made me turn out my pockets.
Found an old note from a girlfriend.
"Oh, she had a lovebite on her neck, did she?"
That was a bit embarrassing, but at least caused a laugh.
Once they could see nothing strange was up, they flagged us a cab.
We may never have got home that night if it wasn't for those cops.
Cabbie's fault really, they never turned up.
They could see we weren't chavs, and looked a bit out of place
in a city centre.
They made me turn out my pockets.
Found an old note from a girlfriend.
"Oh, she had a lovebite on her neck, did she?"
That was a bit embarrassing, but at least caused a laugh.
Once they could see nothing strange was up, they flagged us a cab.
We may never have got home that night if it wasn't for those cops.