thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
You've never seen the german ET porn have you? XD
Nerd Power!
- Thread starter SexyCleric
- Start date
- Status
You've never seen the german ET porn have you? XD
microbiology311
<-- Yes that's me
- Joined
- May 5, 2006
- Posts
- 3,695
no I haven't... sounds interesting!
N
NorthRockJohnson
Guest
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
Honestly, it's terrible and disturbing. But I love referencing it any time I can.
microbiology311
<-- Yes that's me
- Joined
- May 5, 2006
- Posts
- 3,695
Oh, if we're talking about me...I plead the fifth.
ohhh there is no pleading the fifth on the lit boards! *grins*
now you just make me wanna watch it... just so I have an opinion on it.
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
If you can find it, this is from the 80's lol. Oh I found a way to improve the nerdy massage.
microbiology311
<-- Yes that's me
- Joined
- May 5, 2006
- Posts
- 3,695
If you can find it, this is from the 80's lol. Oh I found a way to improve the nerdy massage.
ohhh do tell???? and I want one very badly right now...
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
Well, I name the muscle groups in french and whisper Ovid's metamorphoses in your ear.
/runs my fingers gently down your back then places my hands on your shoulders.
trapèze
/slowly massages your shoulders
Would you like the original latin or english translation?
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
See, and here I thought you were going to give her a massage using your index finger, E.T. style.
Fingers work better around the spine.
SexyCleric
Don't make me spank you.
- Joined
- Feb 9, 2006
- Posts
- 2,942
Eh, I'd argue that, given motivation.
Quite frankly, if you're just trying to turn someone on, yeah, fingertips are the way to go. Light touches along the spine, inner upper arm, and back of the upper legs are all good for nerve stimulation.
But for massage? Genuine muscle-ache-killing massage? Thumbs, knuckles, and for really deep tissue; gentle elbow. To get the right pressure level with fingertips requires too much pressure, and is prone to wear out the applier faster. Granted, it all depends from person to person, and some masters can get just the right pressure with fingertips, but that's few and far between.
Tex, I downloaded the TNG porn too. Wow.
Someone on their writing team knew their trek, and the model for the ship looked pretty good. But... Lawful gods, the acting... If I facepalmed harder, I'd cave my cranium in.
Texguy84
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2003
- Posts
- 4,288
Yeah, I get the general idea from these parodies that the folks are genuine fans. The Hustler parody is the best, if only because it has Aurora Snow in the classic Trek uniform (or something close enough to it). The acting is a lot better too. Which is to say, it's about on par with porn where nobody is taking themselves seriously.
SexyCleric
Don't make me spank you.
- Joined
- Feb 9, 2006
- Posts
- 2,942
When they're not taking it seriously, and enjoying it, there's nothing better. Somewhere buried in my external HD is the Scrubs parody. Genuinely funny at points and no one hams it up. Is weird though; I know the guy who plays the Janitor. Made a party or two strange, but hey... Gotta make money some how.
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
Eh, I'd argue that, given motivation.
Quite frankly, if you're just trying to turn someone on, yeah, fingertips are the way to go. Light touches along the spine, inner upper arm, and back of the upper legs are all good for nerve stimulation.
But for massage? Genuine muscle-ache-killing massage? Thumbs, knuckles, and for really deep tissue; gentle elbow. To get the right pressure level with fingertips requires too much pressure, and is prone to wear out the applier faster. Granted, it all depends from person to person, and some masters can get just the right pressure with fingertips, but that's few and far between.
Tex, I downloaded the TNG porn too. Wow.
Someone on their writing team knew their trek, and the model for the ship looked pretty good. But... Lawful gods, the acting... If I facepalmed harder, I'd cave my cranium in.
the key with the fingers is pressure as you said, I've found that using subtle variances in pressure between the fingers work best as well as placement, having one or two on a particular muscle group you're working while carefully working the spine does wonders when I do it to myself and a few other.
SexyCleric
Don't make me spank you.
- Joined
- Feb 9, 2006
- Posts
- 2,942
Whatever boats the client's float, I suppose.
I'd love to meet someone who only needs finger pressure... Most of the girls I work on need meat tenderizers and jackhammers to work the knots out. Spent three hours with one friend; I was exhausted and she still had a couple of minor knots left.
Stress is a killer, I guess.
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
Whatever boats the client's float, I suppose.
I'd love to meet someone who only needs finger pressure... Most of the girls I work on need meat tenderizers and jackhammers to work the knots out. Spent three hours with one friend; I was exhausted and she still had a couple of minor knots left.
The fingers are the finishing touch, I use my palms and elbows mostly.
microbiology311
<-- Yes that's me
- Joined
- May 5, 2006
- Posts
- 3,695
ohhhh original latin please. and I love french.
deep tissue massages are the things of gods.
microbiology311
<-- Yes that's me
- Joined
- May 5, 2006
- Posts
- 3,695
Whatever boats the client's float, I suppose.
I'd love to meet someone who only needs finger pressure... Most of the girls I work on need meat tenderizers and jackhammers to work the knots out. Spent three hours with one friend; I was exhausted and she still had a couple of minor knots left.
where is my 3 hour massage cleric?? I'll make it a happy ending for you.
ohhhh you're killing me. can you come to lawrence, ks right now??
microbiology311
<-- Yes that's me
- Joined
- May 5, 2006
- Posts
- 3,695
See, and here I thought you were going to give her a massage using your index finger, E.T. style.
ELLIOT... phone home! is it sad I have never seen that movie completely from start to finish?
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
/applies various amounts of pressure while massaging your shoulders.
Chang'd diversas formas corporum, canam;
Dii estis, ex quibus nata est illa miracula,
Adesse meo cum numeris coelestial aestus
'Donec multo labore meo, opere compleat;
Add to my rhimes tenour et perpetua,
Deduc'd ex natura generis Caesaris tempore.
Shall I move onto your grand dorsal?
/uses my fingers like playing a piano on your shoulders
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
where is my 3 hour massage cleric?? I'll make it a happy ending for you.
ohhhh you're killing me. can you come to lawrence, ks right now??
if you foot the travel expenses. XD
microbiology311
<-- Yes that's me
- Joined
- May 5, 2006
- Posts
- 3,695
yes please... do whatever you like.
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
/moves on you your grand dorsal slowly moving my elbow in circles slowly as I apply pressure.
Ante mare et terrestria pilae
Et summum Heav'n conopeum, quod tegit omnia
Facies una natura, si vultum
Sed rudis et indigested Missa:
A informis massa unfashion'd et unfram'd,
De DISSONUS semina et iuste nam'd Chaos.
/I gently blow a wind behind your ear.
I take it you're enjoying the attention?
SexyCleric
Don't make me spank you.
- Joined
- Feb 9, 2006
- Posts
- 2,942
where is my 3 hour massage cleric?? I'll make it a happy ending for you.
Babe, happy ending or not, you couldn't afford my rates.
thejabber27
Lit Vagabond
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2008
- Posts
- 19,372
Babe, happy ending or not, you couldn't afford my rates.
Never turn a gift horse in the mouth.
- Status
