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Me neither.....onwards...um....the cake is a lie..
I actually felt kinda bad for that AI...
Of course, whenever I talk to other computers, Friend Computer always get so jealous.
What's this I hear about cheesecakes?
Oooh someone who gets it! I love people who understand my weirdness...I felt worse for the companion cube. Poor thing.
I bought my brother a gorgeous watch for his birthday and had it engraved with 'this was a triumph' from the portal song.
Cheesecake..yes tons of it. How are you?
No, women tend to not like being put away and only taken out when used. They always talk about relationships and moving to the "next level".

I'm doin' just fine. Just showered and thirty varieties of clean.
Heh, that sounds like a nice gift. I trust he understood the joke?
The next level? Is that the level with anal? *ducks*![]()
He loved it! We use to sing the portal song all the time LOL!
*Throws a shoe*

I'm doin' just fine. Just showered and thirty varieties of clean.
Heh, that sounds like a nice gift. I trust he understood the joke?
Hail to our Cleric. Thirty varieties of clean, eh? Know what I like best about someone who's fresh and clean? Getting them dirty again.
I should tell you sir, that the mission you put me on has been accomplished. I didn't even have to ask. The boy volunteered it.