Nerd Power!

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snake0067 said:
Gotta do something nerdy to get one.

Start with something easy like slaying a dragon.

She DID, though... she participated in the study on the Squishy Scale.
 
rhyst_hatchyk said:
Well, if you missed it, it's simply too late now.
Meh, science.

*picks up novel*

RavenousRae said:
oh, wonderful and you know eating more cookies will make my squishyness factor increase <nods>

thanks <eats a cookies> yummy
Bah, I've had waaay too many cookies lately they're getting old.






You know what game was really good? Starfox 64. Man that was fun.
 
Texguy84 said:
Yes, a Half Life-inspired version of it comes with the Orange Box. Basically, you are helping the cutesy Peggle Grand Masters fight off a Combine assault. :D

The main result on gameplay is that the pictures in the background are creatures or things from Half Life 2.

And the portals. Sweet Chtulhu... the freaking portals.

Peggle is all-consuming. Play it at your peril. Tis fun though.
 
Okay...


so how am I supose to do this? what are you guys looking for in a girl?
 
Lady Reiha said:
Okay...


so how am I supose to do this? what are you guys looking for in a girl?
Well she has to be a good artist, like videogames, enjoy anime, and have a great love for cheesenips.
 
Lady Reiha said:
Okay...


so how am I supose to do this? what are you guys looking for in a girl?

To quote Mr. Data from Star Trek: TNG, I'm gonna have to say "Internal organs?"

Incidentally, if you know any girls who live near Monterey Bay or San Jose, California, lemme know? :D
 
snake0067 said:
Well she has to be a good artist, like videogames, enjoy anime, and have a great love for cheesenips.




Snakey- I'm taken sweetie : (


but you can have *thinks* My cat!!!!
 
Lady Reiha said:
Snakey- I'm taken sweetie : (


but you can have *thinks* My cat!!!!

I think what he's trying to say is someone much like yourself, but NOT you. Or else he really is saying what you think.
 
Lady Reiha said:
Snakey- I'm taken sweetie : (


but you can have *thinks* My cat!!!!
Who said I meant you? Egomaniac.

Lucy is way better than your cat anyhow.
 
Okay and it comes down to this:


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I am Emma
I really like kung-fu movies
I am a working girl with no ambition
I have a haircut
I like to decorate things
I have an unhealthy attraction to John Cusack
I have an unhealthy attraction to Sting
I really like music
( Emma lives in Ontario, Canada)

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This is Rachel, from Ontario, Canada
she likes music comedy reading and stuff....

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This is Kirsten, From Ontario, Canada ( sorry guys)
Well... I'm Kristen. I'm 20, and I got to Sheridan College for Advertising. I love food and dining out, movies, partying and just having a good time. I want to travel after school's done... then possibly move to the "big city". I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason, and even though the reasons may be fuzzy sometimes, it'll all make sense in the long run. Life can and usually does change so quickly, there are so many opportunities available out there, so my philosophy is to be optimistic and embrace everything whole heartedly.

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This is Melissa ( from yep.. you guessed it)
I am silly girl that loves life. I live passionately and freely. I do not often get embarassed and despise judgmental people. I have experienced the greatest love this world have to offer, felt what true humanity feels like and have been touched by some beautiful people. Starbucks is my heaven, if they offered free backrubs there and had a shower I could use I would never leave. I listen to music all day, every day, it is my life. I also love Arizona green tea ice tea yummy! I am very random and love to giggle. I am an absolute hug whore and love snuggling. I love the feeling of sand between my toes, cozy blankets, and having my hair played with. I hate the smell of mothballs and dollar stores. I also hate safety scissors. I love sushi and my mommy's spaghetti. I believe a bad day can be solved by a hot bubble bath, a good glass of red wine and some dark chocolate. Kissing is my favourite, except it has to be with the right person, many people in this world do not know how bad they kiss, they should be told! Certain songs give me chills. I am bored right now writing this. Why have you, the reader, read this far, and why will you continue reading it. Do you think it will get better? Well, you are in for a great disappointment it wont. This is as good as I get. Tequilla makes my clothes come off. I know how to speak Spanish... kind of. Caesar salad will always beat a garden salads ass. I love being a nurse. Marilyn Monroe, in my mind, will always be one of the greatest beauties in this world. Cereal works for any meal. My ipod is named Juliet, she is my baby.I love taking photos, its fun stuff. I wanna travel the world. I wanna be happy. I wanna be loved for who I am. The smell of lilacs is what heaven would smell like.

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This is Gemma ( an ex-girlfriend of mine)
suck.Hate me. Succumb to my ramblings of intelectual bullshit
 
rhyst_hatchyk said:
I think what he's trying to say is someone much like yourself, but NOT you. Or else he really is saying what you think.

Maybe he wants a clone of her. As I've told Reiha many-a-time, we could make a few hojillion scwillion double-dollars if we could just figure out how to clone her.
 
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Melynda- from yeah.. yeah...
you know what? forget it... I fail I only know girls in Ontario >.<

I am a 3rd year psychology major at Laurier University. After I recieve my honours degree I plan to attend teachers college. I love working with kids and it would be awesome to make a difference in their lives. I love listening to music and reading the cosmo magazine, every girl's bible!

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This is Melissa, Melynda's Older sister!!!

I hate writing about me sections. But let's see what I can do with this. I'm currently jobless. I was working at Joey's Only, an aweful dilapidated little place on the dirty side of town that attracts the most annoying people in Guelph-- no joke. It really sucked and the owner is a huge ass who I could go on forever about, but in the interest of space and avoiding offending some people I will leave it at that. I would like to work in mental health, but apparently no one wants to hire you for a job in that field unless you have some kind of graduate training. So it appears that my psych degree is pretty useless right now. (Go figure. It sure whould have been nice if I had known that before I wasted $20,000+ that could have been spent better elsewhere.) So the plan is to apply to return to school yet again this fall and see what happens with that. I'd like to go to UBC and get out of here for awhile. I've lived in Guelph my whole life and quite honestly I am bored with it. I think there's probably a whole lot out there that I am missing just hanging around here. At least I hope so; Guelph life seems pretty depressing lately. Hmm, what else can I tell you. My favorite colour is purple. If I had to pick between t.v. and movies, I can guarantee that movies would win. I could drink orange juice all the time and probably never get sick of it. I hate beer. I like trying out new things. I love seafood. I think it would be pretty cool if I could write a book someday, though I'm not entirely sure that my writing skills are up to par. I love artsy stuff: painting, drawing, anything you name it. I'm a big nerd. I love reading; psych books or books that help you to look at life in different ways are my favorite. One of my most important goals in life is to travel everywhere that I can. Haven't gone too far yet, but I figure with this year off before I go back to school I should be able to get somewhere. For a little of my sappy side: I try my best to love life and see things in the best light possible, no matter how aweful they seem sometimes. I try not to take life for granted and see difficult times as a challenge rather that a failure. More importantly I am a firm believer in the idea that it is our choices and not chance that decides who we are and where we go in life.

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This is Mandi, 22
she has nothing to say.

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this is Sherry-Baby, 18
My Name is Sherri-Anne...ppl call me Sheridan,SherBear, or Sher...umm i like to travel..i love the winter..the first snow fall is my favourite..I lived in the country(Dunchurch Ont)for the majority of my life so i love going 4wheeling,snowmobilling,skiing,skateing,basicly everything to do with outdoors...i now live in Guelph..kinda boring but meh we make our own fun..I go to John F Ross. im definitly in the school band, not gonna lie im a pretty proud band geek

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This is Lindsey, 21

How to make a babyshirley
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
5 parts silliness
5 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
 
Green_Machine said:
Maybe he wants a clone of her. As I've told Reiha many-a-time, we could make a few hojillion scwillion double-dollars if we could just figure out how to clone her.




But I like me.....
 
Lady Reiha said:
Okay...


so how am I supose to do this? what are you guys looking for in a girl?

Can't resist this.

A pulse. :p

Nerds! Hear me!
Rather than let the nerd kitty trick some random women out to you, try this method.

Go to bar.
Spot attractive young woman (or man, if you're so inclined).
Walk up to her. Slowly... Don't want to spook her.
Be slightly embarassed *not hard here*, introduce yourself, and tell her that you would like to buy her a drink.
Converse about normal human interest stuff.
Plan on nothing more than an interesting conversation, and remember, the worst that can happen is for her to tell you no.
In which case, blackjack the back of her head, and drag her out.

Questions?
 
SexyCleric said:
Can't resist this.

A pulse. :p

Nerds! Hear me!
Rather than let the nerd kitty trick some random women out to you, try this method.

Go to bar.
Spot attractive young woman (or man, if you're so inclined).
Walk up to her. Slowly... Don't want to spook her.
Be slightly embarassed *not hard here*, introduce yourself, and tell her that you would like to buy her a drink.
Converse about normal human interest stuff.
Plan on nothing more than an interesting conversation, and remember, the worst that can happen is for her to tell you no.
In which case, blackjack the back of her head, and drag her out.

Questions?

yes.



how come this never works for me?
 
SexyCleric said:
Can't resist this.

A pulse. :p

Nerds! Hear me!
Rather than let the nerd kitty trick some random women out to you, try this method.

Go to bar.
Spot attractive young woman (or man, if you're so inclined).
Walk up to her. Slowly... Don't want to spook her.
Be slightly embarassed *not hard here*, introduce yourself, and tell her that you would like to buy her a drink.
Converse about normal human interest stuff.
Plan on nothing more than an interesting conversation, and remember, the worst that can happen is for her to tell you no.
In which case, blackjack the back of her head, and drag her out.

Questions?

Why are bars the only places to do this?
 
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