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Who27 said:
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Heya Everyone.. Just wanted to wish everyone a great saturday and the hope that everyone doesn't do anything I wouldn't do.. (its a LOT shorter list)..

Well.. i'm off on a date.. woo hoo.. dinner and the bowling... (I don't know how excited I should be.. )
 
microbiology311 said:
Heya Everyone.. Just wanted to wish everyone a great saturday and the hope that everyone doesn't do anything I wouldn't do.. (its a LOT shorter list)..

Well.. i'm off on a date.. woo hoo.. dinner and the bowling... (I don't know how excited I should be.. )
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Cool Micro hope it goes well.
 
Le sigh, my date got cancelled due to Easter preperations. She had to help decorate her church for an Easter Breakfast.

On an unrelated note, I had the song "My Enormous Penis" stuck in my head the whole time I was helping out at my family's church for Easter Mass. It was really funny when I had to drag 80 feet of garden hose into the chapel to fill up the baptismal kiddie pool while having the song play through my head.
 
Texguy84 said:
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :nana:

Er... I mean...

*wags tail* :D
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STOP POSTING THAT BEDAMNED PICTURE >.<

snake0067 said:
I'm confused.

What's suppossed to not be hot about you. Makes me want to eat cheese nips off places on you...... :catroar:
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-_- *sighs* I give up...
 
CuStOmEr SeRvIcE

http://reallifecomics.com/comics/2007/20070328_1834.png

the comic above best describes my day.

Why are people so fucking clueless when it comes to phones and customer service? I work full-time at a drugstore, and most of the time I am answering stupid phone calls. Such as today. When you call my store, an automated answering machine comes up with 3. JUST 3 options. They go:

For Pharmacy including Easy Re-fills ( to re-fill your prescriptions over the phone instead of waiting 2 hours for us to get to your prescriptions in the store) Press 1.

For Customer Service, Press 2.

For Post Office, Press 3.


Pretty easy, right? NOPE! I had 15- 15! calls today where people pressed 2 for customer service, and asked if I was the Phamacist. Do people not listen to the options? Like come on!!! The First damn option is the pharmacy!!! THE PHARMACY!!!! The last time I checked, Customer Service dealt with stuff within the store, NOT your insulin, or your inhalers etc. I don't care if your suffering from high blood pressure or if your dog has a broken leg. If I'm not working in the Pharmacy, then I don't care! Don't ask me impossible questions that I cannot answer, then get pissy with me because I'm not the bedamned Pharmacist. I'm sorry guys, but I really needed to get that off my chest. Been through alot of stress since I got back. AUUUGGGGGHHHH! *rips out fur*
 
Rei you are very pretty. Cute as a button. I was really expecting some kind of tail, or some ears, but nevertheless you are something to look at :)

Also...

The nose would rule all <nods>
 
MEN:

If you stutter, let a girl know before you set up a date with her. Not that it will make a difference but so the girl knows that conversation will suck because you will take 15 minutes to say the same line. Sorry to anyone who has this problem but I just couldn't take it when he tried to talk bowling smackwith a STUTTER.. PICTURE IT! It wasn't funny at the time but Damn it is now!


So the date was horrid but when I finally cut the date off at 10pm and then went to a karoke bar with some friends, had a couple tequila shots and got over the stuttering thing... it was a great night..

Now, I just need to find a foreplay buddy. I don't want sex just a couple hours of foreplay!
 
microbiology311 said:
MEN:

If you stutter, let a girl know before you set up a date with her. Not that it will make a difference but so the girl knows that conversation will suck because you will take 15 minutes to say the same line. Sorry to anyone who has this problem but I just couldn't take it when he tried to talk bowling smackwith a STUTTER.. PICTURE IT! It wasn't funny at the time but Damn it is now!


So the date was horrid but when I finally cut the date off at 10pm and then went to a karoke bar with some friends, had a couple tequila shots and got over the stuttering thing... it was a great night..

Now, I just need to find a foreplay buddy. I don't want sex just a couple hours of foreplay!
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Sorry bout the bad date.

But...
How did you not know the guy had a stutter?
Blind date?
 
microbiology311 said:
MEN:

If you stutter, let a girl know before you set up a date with her. Not that it will make a difference but so the girl knows that conversation will suck because you will take 15 minutes to say the same line. Sorry to anyone who has this problem but I just couldn't take it when he tried to talk bowling smackwith a STUTTER.. PICTURE IT! It wasn't funny at the time but Damn it is now!


So the date was horrid but when I finally cut the date off at 10pm and then went to a karoke bar with some friends, had a couple tequila shots and got over the stuttering thing... it was a great night..

Now, I just need to find a foreplay buddy. I don't want sex just a couple hours of foreplay!
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You rang? I am fully equipped for most teddy-bear related activities (except throwing, unless you're a remarkably strong woman, in which case take me now) :nana:
 
Just finished the last chapter of my long-in-need-of-finishing story, A Frightful Night's Delight. Now it is a story in great need of an editor. Any takers?
 
SexyCleric said:
Sorry bout the bad date.

But...
How did you not know the guy had a stutter?
Blind date?
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pretty much.. a friend thought we had a lot in common so I gave in and said that I would go out iwth him. He is a really nice guy but he's too nice for me. I need someone is an asshole part of the time. and he has gray hair(he is 29-30) WTF!!!!!
 
Texguy84 said:
Le sigh, my date got cancelled due to Easter preperations. She had to help decorate her church for an Easter Breakfast.

On an unrelated note, I had the song "My Enormous Penis" stuck in my head the whole time I was helping out at my family's church for Easter Mass. It was really funny when I had to drag 80 feet of garden hose into the chapel to fill up the baptismal kiddie pool while having the song play through my head.
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Aw, hopefully it was just rescheduled and not cancelled for good right?

And that hose/song cracked me up. I had a similiar experience. I was working in an ice arena and we were laying down water to build the ice (after we had melted it down) so there were like 5 of us out on the non-ice, all with the giant hose and moving it around and stuff and all I could think of was the line "My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun." Why, I have no idea. So I cracked up and everyone looked at me and I told them so then they all started singing it, including the boss. It was hysterical.
 
microbiology311 said:
He is a really nice guy but he's too nice for me. I need someone is an asshole part of the time. and he has gray hair(he is 29-30) WTF!!!!!
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There's an old motto I follow.
'Nice guys don't finish last. It is, in fact, damn near miraculous if any of us get to limp across the finish line, trailing our organs and lifeblood, sans at least two limbs.'
 
SexyCleric said:
There's an old motto I follow.
'Nice guys don't finish last. It is, in fact, damn near miraculous if any of us get to limp across the finish line, trailing our organs and lifeblood, sans at least two limbs.'
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yeah.. i'm too much of a bitch to be with a really nice guy. I felt like I would run over him.. I need someone who will stand up to me.
 
RavenousRae said:
Aw, hopefully it was just rescheduled and not cancelled for good right?

And that hose/song cracked me up. I had a similiar experience. I was working in an ice arena and we were laying down water to build the ice (after we had melted it down) so there were like 5 of us out on the non-ice, all with the giant hose and moving it around and stuff and all I could think of was the line "My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun." Why, I have no idea. So I cracked up and everyone looked at me and I told them so then they all started singing it, including the boss. It was hysterical.
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Yeah, we're gonna try again next weekend. Not sure what to expect from a first date that happens two days before I leave town for good, so this may be interesting.
 
Texguy84 said:
Yeah, we're gonna try again next weekend. Not sure what to expect from a first date that happens two days before I leave town for good, so this may be interesting.
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Yeah I went out on date with a guy in the military. On the first date he told me he would be leaving in a month and gone for about four months. I didn't really know what to think of that. We only lasted 2 dates :)
 
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