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Trombonus said:
Arr thank ye for the tip lass, I'll be wanting to talk to the cap'n later. By th by lass, how'd ye know I was English?


Trombonus said:
They're making a new TMNT movie too. Don't know much about that though. Course when I was akid, where I was from (England) they were the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.


I be an observant wench.
 
slain said:
I shall make my way to the Captain's Quarters as soon as me wooden legs and scurvy will allow, fair wench, and if i don't may i be struck down by dry rot.

arrrrrr.


Mind yer step there then, don't be slipping in the deck tar or it'll be down into the stinkin' blige with ya.
 
lil_squirter said:
Yer all tall...


Saw the lot of ye off at the knees!
har har har, ye be a fiesty wench, but even if ye did saw us off at the knees, we'd just get peg legs, and we'd make 'em longer just ta spite ye. Then we'd keel-haul ya and make ye walk the plank.
 
hmm.. you know, we could technic'ly saw ye legs off right now fine miss, and get ye some fine sturdy planks to boost yer height. i'd dare say it'd net ye a sailor in every port, arrrr so it will.
 
arrr i would maiden, but these planks have no joints at the knee. i'm as useless as a compass in dead man's creek.
 
lil_squirter said:
Fine! Thar'll be no leg sawin' ....yet.

Ye jus' have ta get used ta kneeling alot.


arrr.. me stuck with me fair but crazy mum. kidnap me from me torture(making me do thigs she doesn't want to) me mum calls payment for givin birth....
 
arrr that Washing-Up can be a horrible torture device, gruelling enough to corrupt any pretty maiden's soul..
 
microbiology311 said:
arrr.. me stuck with me fair but crazy mum. kidnap me from me torture(making me do thigs she doesn't want to) me mum calls payment for givin birth....
Arrr tonight we be raiding yer house and taking the maiden/wench (you in this case) with us.
 
yeeaarrrrrr i be comin' too.. unless your house be riddled with termites. i know when i'm beaten, so i do.
 
Yar! Pirate talkin' day it be! I be a fan of this particular day, that I be.
 
Yarr, I feel like I've been keelhauled, or spent me day in th' scuppers.

A wench be what I need. Yarrrr!!
 
Palmetto13 said:
Yarr, I feel like I've been keelhauled, or spent me day in th' scuppers.

A wench be what I need. Yarrrr!!
Arr a seadog after me own heart.
 
Ahhh does me heart good to see the lot'o'ye workin' hard ta keep this old ship afloat!

Methinks there'd best be a wenching and grogin tanight ta celebrate!
 
lil_squirter said:
Ahhh does me heart good to see the lot'o'ye workin' hard ta keep this old ship afloat!

Methinks there'd best be a wenching and grogin tanight ta celebrate!

Yarr, wench, then ye be joinin' me in me cabin b'lowdecks.

If this ship be a'rockin', dinnae come a'knockin'.

YARR!
 
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