Nerd Power!

[chronicle_tenko]

This is my religion you're referencing, actually.

Fenrir and Odin kill each other. The dumb fucking animal swallows Odin while both are in a full charge.

You're thinking of the Midgard Serpent that is killed by one of Odin's kids...whose name escapes me at the moment...I'm such a bad Norse.

Thor. *snicker* As a comic fan you should know that one. Who falls due to it's toxic breath.

 

[snake0067]

*Grabs Voltron with the Night Watch of the Pratchett books.*

And nope, Fenrir dies when Odin charges into his stomach with Gungnir going straight through. It is Fenrir's Last act that he bit and swallowed the Highfather and his horse Sleipnir.

Well I don't feel like doing a research paper on this so you win.

So what do I have left Astroboy?

*Counters Dororo with Ogami Ittō*

 

[asian_princess]

Well I don't feel like doing a research paper on this so you win.

So what do I have left Astroboy?

*Counters Dororo with Ogami Ittō*

Ók, now I'm in again.

Dang it.
I don't have it in me in to eat Daigoro.

I'm out.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Well I don't feel like doing a research paper on this so you win.

So what do I have left Astroboy?

*Counters Dororo with Ogami Ittō*

Hmmm.... Counters With Zatoichi. Though I have no Idea what that blind masseuse is gonna do.

Better send in the Big guns. Lupin the third and his cronies,

Who steal all your weapons, clothes, money, and then lose them in.... I don't know, A zeppelin explosion.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Ók, now I'm in again.

Dang it.
I don't have it in me in to eat Daigoro.

I'm out.

*Snuggles* No worries I'll protect you.

*Surrepititious boob and flank grope.*

 

[asian_princess]

*Snuggles* No worries I'll protect you.

*Surrepititious boob and flank grope.*

did somebody leave out the alcohol cabinet key again.

 

[VandalHeart]

*Snuggles* No worries I'll protect you.

*Surrepititious boob and flank grope.*

Ah...the time-tested defense...BRILLIANT!

 

[snake0067]

Hmmm.... Counters With Zatoichi. Though I have no Idea what that blind masseuse is gonna do.

Better send in the Big guns. Lupin the third and his cronies,

Who steal all your weapons, clothes, money, and then lose them in.... I don't know, A zeppelin explosion.

Yeah that sounds like them.

*Alucard eats everyone. including Daigoro*

Hmmm who do you want Miyamoto or Yagyu?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

did somebody leave out the alcohol cabinet key again.

Nope. Just wanted to grope you.

 

[asian_princess]

Ah...the time-tested defense...BRILLIANT!

Though risky

I still have this big ass sword thing.

 

[VandalHeart]

I got dibs on the Zodiac Spear.

Just sayin'.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Yeah that sounds like them.

*Alucard eats everyone*

Hmmm who do you want Miyamoto or Yagyu?

Van Helsing works for me.

Though I'm such a sucker for Alexander Anderson. Even though I know he's gonna lose.

 

[snake0067]

I got dibs on the Zodiac Spear.

Just sayin'.

Only if I can have the Lance of Longinus.

 

[asian_princess]

I got dibs on the Zodiac Spear.

Just sayin'.

*pulls Heartfart back down to the couch*

No.

Here.

*plops a bag of sherbet sticks into your lap*

They fight.
We watch.
And laugh.

 

[snake0067]

Van Helsing works for me.

Though I'm such a sucker for Alexander Anderson. Even though I know he's gonna lose.

Yeah, my favs always lose. See Judo.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Yeah, my favs always lose. See Judo.

Yeah. Though as a question, with all the summoning and such going on? Aren't we forgetting, that all I have to do is chase you down and kick you in the chest?

 

[VandalHeart]

Only if I can have the Lance of Longinus.

HAAAAAAYY!!! NO FAIR!!! NO INVINCIBILITY INDUCING ITEMS ALLOWED!!!!!

 

[VandalHeart]

*pulls Heartfart back down to the couch*

No.

Here.

*plops a bag of sherbet sticks into your lap*

They fight.
We watch.
And laugh.

Wow. Thanks. Really. I will die with frozen, fruity goodness on my tongue. How..****?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

HAAAAAAYY!!! NO FAIR!!! NO INVINCIBILITY INDUCING ITEMS ALLOWED!!!!!

It only increases his Power Ten fold. Invincibility it does not grant. And even Ten fold I think all I have to do is walk up and Kick him in the chest.

 

[snake0067]

Yeah. Though as a question, with all the summoning and such going on? Aren't we forgetting, that all I have to do is chase you down and kick you in the chest?

The summoning is to protect me, fortunately I just finished the Book of Five Rings. Unfortunately I didn't learn crap from it.

Wait why are we fighting while they're just sitting around doing nothing?

Lets go Play Guilty Gear X or someting (first PS2 game was the best). I call Chip Zanif.

 

[VandalHeart]

Wait...Appy just said I didn't have to fight...NEVERMIND. PROCEED.

 

[VandalHeart]

It only increases his Power Ten fold. Invincibility it does not grant. And even Ten fold I think all I have to do is walk up and Kick him in the chest.

And which apocryphic version are we going with? Most every version I've heard of says the wielder gains immortality and invincibility.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

The summoning is to protect me, fortunately I just finished the Book of Five Rings. Unfortunately I didn't learn crap from it.

Wait why are we fighting while they're just sitting around doing nothing?

Lets go Play Guilty Gear X or someting (first PS2 game was the best). I call Chip Zanif.

Damn-it Chipp is my Main Man. Teleporting combo's rule. But ok be prepared to have Faust turn you inside and out. (No really.)

And Street Fighter 3 after this. Where I call Alex.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

And which apocryphic version are we going with? Most every version I've heard of says the wielder gains immortality and invincibility.

The one where it stabbed the side of Christ and was held by Cornelius, who then turned and proclaimed that he truly was the son of god.

 

[snake0067]

Damn-it Chipp is my Main Man. Teleporting combo's rule. But ok be prepared to have Faust turn you inside and out. (No really.)

And Street Fighter 3 after this. Where I call Alex.

I never really played street fighter 3.

Finish off with Halo 2?