Nerd Power!

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Lady Reiha said:
You don't trust me Clerky?! Now what have I ever done to you, hmm??

Oh, but you're a kitty, and not a cat.
Kittens are wonderful balls of playful fur.

It's when they grow up, that's when they get uppity.

I trust you, but I say this; never will a cat be covering my six.
Turtles are good for that too.
Just tape the little guy to your back, and you're covered.

Edit; I finally made the nerd kitty list!
Whoo!
 
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Lady Reiha said:
*grins* a pair we are!
Like two peas in a pod. :D

...though, I never really cared for peas...or pods for that matter.

Methinks I need a better analogy. :rolleyes:
 
Lady Reiha said:
ah hell, they're all cute <3 but don't let Micro see..she kills cats in her sadistic kansas ways..

Yes.. I kill cats.. Wait.. all the cats I've dissected are already DEAD and have been perserved somewhere on the east coast. If I was going to kill a cat, I would have killed mine a long time ago...
 
SexyCleric said:
Oh, but you're a kitty, and not a cat.
Kittens are wonderful balls of playful fur.

It's when they grow up, that's when they get uppity.

I trust you, but I say this; never will a cat be covering my six.
Turtles are good for that too.
Just tape the little guy to your back, and you're covered.


*laughs*
well then I shall NEVER grow up! (although I am 21, turning 22, and apprently stuck in a nerd kitty's body for the rest of my literotica-life).
Turtles are old-looking, boring creatures, that are helpless when they are flipped on their backs. Just look at their feet go!!! They're like helpless toy cars, flipped over, and need to be turned on their right-side in order to be some kind of entertainment.Cats and Kitty's are flexible. if we are turned on our backs, we kinda do a squirmy flip, claw the motherfucker who did that, then lick ourselves to maintain our beauty and gracefulness! cats can be a good back cover as well! We can be like a little blanket of fur on your back while your asleep. Turtles are cold-blooded creatures, who provide no heat during cold, winter nights! Plus we snore too! No human can resist the cute little sounds a cat makes while alseep!
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Lady Reiha said:
*smiles* Okay-you have offically gained a new pal :D
and yes, Micro is a hottie, but <.< she scares me some days, especially now knowing she's waiting for me to die so she can have a pretty kitty shoe collection outta me @_@
Yay for new friends.

:devil: for new friend with boobies.
 
snake0067 said:
Yay for new friends.

:devil: for new friend with boobies.


*gasps* how do you know about my secret boobies???

*scrowls at Chronie* Him and his big mouth :p
 
Lady Reiha said:
*gasps* how do you know about my secret boobies???

*scrowls at Chronie* Him and his big mouth :p
The 'lady' part of your name is a bit of a hint.

If you were a guy I'd have to go take a shower right now.
 
snake0067 said:
The 'lady' part of your name is a bit of a hint.

If you were a guy I'd have to go take a shower right now.



*laughs*

*pokes her boob* yep I think these signify that I am, indeed- a Woman, but mostly part cat >: D
 
Lady Reiha said:
*laughs*

*pokes her boob* yep I think these signify that I am, indeed- a Woman, but mostly part cat >: D

You need a second opinion *readies pointer finger*
 
tolyk said:
What, you telling me you don't like it when I flirt with you? ;)
No I think I actually implied I was easy... I need to think more before I post
 
SexyPixie said:
No I think I actually implied I was easy... I need to think more before I post



Yoo Hoo!!! Lovebirds!!! *waves paws around* SAY HI TO YOUR FELLOW NERDSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I love nerds, but the ones in my hometown were so innocent, I am looking for an experienced nerd. *wink wink*
 
skoolgurl16 said:
I love nerds, but the ones in my hometown were so innocent, I am looking for an experienced nerd. *wink wink*
lol, well hi there skoolgurl. Nice to see a fellow Californian around here. :p
 
Lady Reiha said:
Turtles are old-looking, boring creatures, that are helpless when they are flipped on their backs. Just look at their feet go!!! They're like helpless toy cars, flipped over, and need to be turned on their right-side in order to be some kind of entertainment.

*Shrug*
They haven't needed to evolve for millions of years.
They must be doing something right.

Alright, it is clear to me that if we have a nerd kitty, we need a nerd turtle.

Hmmmm.
We need someone cold blooded, hard headed, worthless on their back, and bites people when they come poking.

Hello lovebirds.
:rolleyes: Hands too occupied to post?

Oh!
Almost forgot!
Did the impossible today!

I got both the gas and electric guys to show up at once.
I have heat now. It's wonderful.

Next on the list is...
Collecting the golden fleece of some sort of... Maneating goat thing.
 
SexyCleric said:
Hello lovebirds.
:rolleyes: Hands too occupied to post?
Imma postin', Imma postin.. what more do you want of me... hush now or I bring in Ego with full blown AV!
 
Cleric how do you feel about lizards. I have a couple. Does owning lizards balance the fact that I also own a cat!? I love all my animals.
 
tolyk said:
Imma postin', Imma postin.. what more do you want of me... hush now or I bring in Ego with full blown AV!

I fear no Ego.

How goes it?
 
RavenousRae said:
Cleric how do you feel about lizards. I have a couple. Does owning lizards balance the fact that I also own a cat!? I love all my animals.

I love all of my scaly pals.
Wonderful pets.

Whatcha got, Braids?
Geckos, skinks, iguanas or perhaps even a water dragon?
 
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