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*Yawn. Scratch*

Hiya nerds.

Thanks to Micro, Ves, and the regulars for keeping the thread alive in my absense. Long live the nerds.

Who has a nerd story to share; erotic or not?
Let's hear em!
 
microbiology311 said:
alright my fellow nerds.. if you want a number.. just Pm me.. I'm going to be crashing soon :)
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Can I be Omega? How about Prime? Or, if you prefer a number that can actually be calculated instead of just theorized, I'll settle for 6. :D
 
Vessira said:
WTB Back Massage. *sigh* I work too much and am having back spasms again.
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I give great massages, according to various recipients of said massages. If you tip me, I'll even do a full body massage. ;)
 
Nerd Story?

Not sure if this will qualify but it's my recent brain fart story :p

My friend, whilst she was visiting with her husband, said "I'm like a marshmallow" in regards to our attempts to lose our baby weight. I had not idea what exactly she meant. I just kept thinking about the game "chubby bunny" and for those of you that don't know what that is, you put one marshmallow in your mouth at a time and try to say "chubby bunny" after each marshmallow until you can't talk anymore, the winner being the one who can shove the most in their mouth and still speak.

when I asked for clarification I explained that all I could possibly think of was - how much could her husband fit in his mouth - or could he still talk while doing so ... she got a kick out of it and kindly explained that she meant she was "soft and squishy"
 
SexyCleric said:
*Yawn. Scratch*

Hiya nerds.

Thanks to Micro, Ves, and the regulars for keeping the thread alive in my absense. Long live the nerds.

Who has a nerd story to share; erotic or not?
Let's hear em!
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Last night, my mage managed to successfully pull off a Charm Monster spell on a 120 foot long centipede. His name is Fluffy, and he makes a rather interesting mount, though I'm worried about what will happen when the spell wears off in 13 days...
 
Texguy84 said:
Can I be Omega? How about Prime? Or, if you prefer a number that can actually be calculated instead of just theorized, I'll settle for 6. :D
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ummm... pick one.. and let me know which one you want. :)
 
microbiology311 said:
Good morning you both :)
how are you guys doing today??
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I'm pretty well. I am not at work and have gone this long without doing anything sexual with myself, which is unusual. What are you up to for the day?
 
TheEru said:
I'm pretty well. I am not at work and have gone this long without doing anything sexual with myself, which is unusual. What are you up to for the day?
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well I just lost my temporary job this morning..
so I'm sitting on my thumbs, twiddling my ass

but I have a job interview tomorrow morning..
so not all is lost!
 
Wow, all three of us with no work! High fives (or handjobs/fingering) all around!
 
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