Nemo-who?

[NemoAlia]

Hey look, I'm back! Hello to everyone who's been here for the long haul and may (or may not) have noticed my 15-month absence from lit. The library has blossomed! And although I'm not certain I'd trust Marquis as a moderator of pretty much anything , it looks like the forums are thriving too!

Who's got a suggestion for how I ought to celebrate my return?

 

[LeahLo519]

Welcome back. I'm Leah.

 

[graceanne]

Who's got a suggestion for how I ought to celebrate my return?

Ooooooooh you're opening yourself up with that question. But if you were a regular before I came, you'll know that.

PS - I'm gracie.

 

[Xelebes]

I'm a blue alien who secretly gives rimjobs. Beware of me.

 

[graceanne]

I'm a blue alien who secretly gives rimjobs. Beware of me.

*ahem*

Bluuuue, oh so lonesome for you
How can you be blue . . . over me?

 

[Xelebes]

I have green eyes.

 

[NemoAlia]

I'm a blue alien...

And do you have three legs? If so, then please answer this question: How many beats are in your waltz?

 

[Xelebes]

And do you have three legs? If so, then please answer this question: How many beats are in your waltz?

It's called the allemande, silly.

 

[tealsphynx]

Damnit Xelebes you're confusing me again. anyway, you were gone (the Nemo person, I'm sorry I'm out of it at the moment I'll probably properly say hi later) But you were gone when I signed up so I guess welcome back and nice to meet you!

 

[chris9]

Who's got a suggestion for how I ought to celebrate my return?

How about throwing a round of cookies? Make sure there's chocolate in. This way all us newbies will love you endlessly!
Hi, I'm Chris, welcome back!

 

[TaintedB]

I'm a blue alien who secretly gives rimjobs. Beware of me.

And an astonishing thread-hijacker whose talents at this rival the best. :/

I kind of like the image of a fierce femdom striding down the street oblivious to this little blue alien attached to her behind and rimming her all the while.

 

[navarre]

Well.....Well.....Well

Look who's back.

Welcome back sweetie.

So do you want to fill us in on what's been happening for the last 15 months?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Geez didn't think it was that long though I had noticed your absence. WB!!...so what is all the goss...any babies? Curiosity killed the cat you know.

Catalina

 

[NemoAlia]

So do you want to fill us in on what's been happening for the last 15 months?

Well, I've been doing the married nilla girl thing =) That's the short answer, anyway. And learning how to knit with the most badassed group of people I could ever have imagined. No babies, Catalina, but definitely a renewed enthusiasm for applying to law school!

Hello to all the newcomers (who aren't really that new any more) who have arrived during my absence. FYI, I'm the nerd who reads everything and posts very little, which is why I have barely more than 1000 posts after four years of membership here. My home is BDSM Talk -- y'all are my absolute favorites!

 

[Xelebes]

*stretches out arms for ass*

 

[shy slave]

Hi NemoAlia


Did someone mention cookies??

Please make sure you hide them from Grace and Aeroil they only argue lol.

Just pass them over here, I will look after them

 

[chris9]

With my suggestion I was more thinking along the lines of *so many* cookies that no one would have to argue. As in mountains and mountains and mountains of cookies, that we can use to settle all the cookie fighting.
Maybe adding some popcorn would be a good idea to watch troll threads, should one of them come again...

 

[graceanne]

COOKIES! YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

And be careful. That bad bad Aeroil will steal them all, and not share one.

Oh, and so will shy.

I always share, give em to me, they'll be safe. *bats eyelashes*

 

[graceanne]

With my suggestion I was more thinking along the lines of *so many* cookies that no one would have to argue. As in mountains and mountains and mountains of cookies, that we can use to settle all the cookie fighting.
Maybe adding some popcorn would be a good idea to watch troll threads, should one of them come again...

MOUNTAINS OF COOKIES?

Now I know I've died and gone to heaven.

 

[snowy ciara]

Welcome back! There's a new cookie fetish going on...

 

[graceanne]

Welcome back! There's a new cookie fetish going on...

New? Oh I've always fetishized chocolate. And I know that it's not new to shy, we just shared out fetish with the board, and got you all addicted.

We're like . . . drug dealers. muhahaha

 

[snowy ciara]

Or worse..

Shoe pushers!

The barefoot sub LIVES!!!

 

[graceanne]

Or worse..

Shoe pushers!

The barefoot sub LIVES!!!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I AM NOT A SHOE PUSHER!

MOOOOOOM! SHE'S CALLING ME NAMES AGAIN!


Why anyone would wear shoes when they don't have to is beyond me.

 

[snowy ciara]

Oh, 'scuse me...

But I thought you were one of the shoe pushers too, for some reason. Most likely that I've been up since 2 am....

Shoes are important to keep the soccer ball from hurting your feet, or avoiding cacti and frostbite (depending on the locale and time of year). But this shoes for shoe's sake business... WTF?

 

[graceanne]

Oh, 'scuse me...

But I thought you were one of the shoe pushers too, for some reason. Most likely that I've been up since 2 am....

Shoes are important to keep the soccer ball from hurting your feet, or avoiding cacti and frostbite (depending on the locale and time of year). But this shoes for shoe's sake business... WTF?

Well, I live in Oregon. There are no cacti, I don't play soccer, and if the weather gets below 35 they say we're having a 'cold snap' and start talking about closing the schools.