misturbond
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 10, 2005
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We're baack. 

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silly![]()
The silliest.
So two blonds walk into a bar, one ducks. What do you get if you cross a Dyslexic , an agnostic and an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if he really believes in Dog. What did the Buddhist Monk say to the hotdog Vendor? Make me one with everything.
Tappity, tap, crash! For Needfull's jokes. I lurk, as ever. Muwhahahaha!
Well, sir, I don't want to intrude on your budding romance with Moon. You go get em tiger, RAWR!
Uhmn...well we both know thats a lie. She's already taken and besides, women don't see me. I'm like The Invisible Man..or an Ent in the forest maybe.
Well, shit, strike two. We gotta do sumthin bout this, yeah, I gotta work some magik.

Uhmn...well we both know thats a lie. She's already taken and besides, women don't see me. I'm like The Invisible Man..or an Ent in the forest maybe.
I love baseball bro. Moon, thank you. I can pull my head out of the sand now.
*giggles* here...let me brush you off![]()
*raises brow* Seems to me someone here likes YOUR attention 007. I f I were you I would sweet talk this lovely young lady.
more then enough to go around![]()
I appreciate the offer, but I'm afraid that I must graciously bow out. There's a certain lady whom has eyes for me and I for her. I do hope that Needfull is suitable for your desires. I'm confident that he is.![]()
Nyuck,nyuck, sneaky devil.
Hey I talk to EVERYBODY if they are willing. You never gave me YOURS or we could be talking right now too.