Need some advice

[Golden]

here's a straight answer ....

http://www.geocities.com/mswebmastur/

and click on "technique"

 

[Gaucho]

You know, I thought this guy was really out there until I thought of some of the inanimate objects I've tried masturbating with. (None of them were any good, by the way.) (And don't ask!)

Oh, come on, Whisper! I can't be the only one who wants to hear about this. Please, please, please?

 

[Whispersecret]

<beckons Gaucho closer>

Well, if you must know, I suppose this info isn't any more personal than any of the other sexual stuff I've posted. A little while ago I couldn't find the vibrator anywhere, and I was really horny. So, I tried the handle of a butter knife, and one of those rubber bowl scraper things. I can't remember if I tried the ice cream scoop handle. None of the things worked. I ended up using my fingers for clitty stimulation, as usual.

 

[Bigdog]

Oh, the visuals. Cooking will never be the same again.

 

[Siren]

Well lil stiffy

 

[Pyper]

Trees...

Hehe, this reminds me of the Tree Sex thread. Is that still around? Mebbe Stiffy should get it on with a nice shapely sycamore.

 

[OUTSIDER]

"ORANGE'S ORANGE'S" WTF damn kid's come in here don't give us no respect, I don't know what the world is com....( witters on and on for half an hour )... so just piss off before I slap ya, you big prick or what ever your name is.

 

[Whispersecret]

Hey, Bigdog, I know that everyone thinks that "love" is the secret ingredient that makes everything taste good.

But it's really my pussy juice.