Need Help with Lingo!

[curiositykitten]

Being very new to the chatroom, literotica, bulletin board, etc. cyberworld, I am finding the lingo very intriguing and also somewhat challenging, so I'm looking for some HELP in understanding the terms. I've quickly realized that, although I think I am the only "newbie" out here, I am very wrong and likely many others are sharing the same confusion, so if anyone is interested in helping me develop a kind of lingo dictionary - or even better - if you know of one already available - please advise! Some common and other interesting examples I've encountered include: BRB, TTFN, TTYL, G2G, MILF, COUGAR, etc....please share more and broaden my horizons!

 

[jacintexas]

Being very new to the chatroom, literotica, bulletin board, etc. cyberworld, I am finding the lingo very intriguing and also somewhat challenging, so I'm looking for some HELP in understanding the terms. I've quickly realized that, although I think I am the only "newbie" out here, I am very wrong and likely many others are sharing the same confusion, so if anyone is interested in helping me develop a kind of lingo dictionary - or even better - if you know of one already available - please advise! Some common and other interesting examples I've encountered include: BRB, TTFN, TTYL, G2G, MILF, COUGAR, etc....please share more and broaden my horizons!

Here's a link that can help you with the abbreviations..
http://www.solscape.com/chat/acronyms.html

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Being very new to the chatroom, literotica, bulletin board, etc. cyberworld, I am finding the lingo very intriguing and also somewhat challenging, so I'm looking for some HELP in understanding the terms. I've quickly realized that, although I think I am the only "newbie" out here, I am very wrong and likely many others are sharing the same confusion, so if anyone is interested in helping me develop a kind of lingo dictionary - or even better - if you know of one already available - please advise! Some common and other interesting examples I've encountered include: BRB, TTFN, TTYL, G2G, MILF, COUGAR, etc....please share more and broaden my horizons!

I don't think we use those in the AH

Well... There is FMIB&CMJ (Fuck me in the butt and call me Judy). But that doesn't count.

But Welcum anyway

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Being very new to the chatroom, literotica, bulletin board, etc. cyberworld, I am finding the lingo very intriguing and also somewhat challenging, so I'm looking for some HELP in understanding the terms. I've quickly realized that, although I think I am the only "newbie" out here, I am very wrong and likely many others are sharing the same confusion, so if anyone is interested in helping me develop a kind of lingo dictionary - or even better - if you know of one already available - please advise! Some common and other interesting examples I've encountered include: BRB, TTFN, TTYL, G2G, MILF, COUGAR, etc....please share more and broaden my horizons!

Hey there, welcome to the AH. Don't feel bad, a lot of us probably don't know what some of that stuff means either. I don't text message with teenagers much, so I'm really out of the loop.

Like, I know what MILF(mom I'd love to fuck) is, but what the hell is a COUGAR? LMAO!(laughing my ass off).

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The most important one to learn in here, however, is DCMS - "Don't Call Me Sven".

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The most important one to learn in here, however, is DCMS - "Don't Call Me Sven".

It's kind of like WWJD only more important.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hey there, welcome to the AH. Don't feel bad, a lot of us probably don't know what some of that stuff means either. I don't text message with teenagers much, so I'm really out of the loop.

Like, I know what MILF(mom I'd love to fuck) is, but what the hell is a COUGAR? LMAO!(laughing my ass off).

When cougars get old, they don't go after the tougher prey anymore. They go after anything they can get their hands on. When a woman is called a courger, it's quite derrogitory.

 

[TE999]

Being very new to the chatroom, literotica, bulletin board, etc. cyberworld, I am finding the lingo very intriguing and also somewhat challenging, so I'm looking for some HELP in understanding the terms. I've quickly realized that, although I think I am the only "newbie" out here, I am very wrong and likely many others are sharing the same confusion, so if anyone is interested in helping me develop a kind of lingo dictionary - or even better - if you know of one already available - please advise! Some common and other interesting examples I've encountered include: BRB, TTFN, TTYL, G2G, MILF, COUGAR, etc....please share more and broaden my horizons!

Around here the most commonly used abbrev. is WTF (What the fuck?)

Usually accompanied by this lil' doo-dad

It will become obvious why the longer you are here.

Welcum aboard.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Damnit!! Now we are into Text Message shorties... I thought all we did here was write porn.

Estelle gazed at Rodney's gigantic salami. "Can I have a slice of that?" she asked.

"Why certainly, my dear," Rodney said with a leer.

"Ok. I'll get a knife," Estelle said, as she gayly skipped off the the kitchen.

Rodney, made his way quickly to the door, holding his pride and joy, a look of terror on his face.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

When cougars get old, they don't go after the tougher prey anymore. They go after anything they can get their hands on. When a woman is called a courger, it's quite derrogitory.

Thee...
Are you suggesting she would give a "Gummer"?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

BRB - Be Right Back
TTFN - No idea
TTYL - Talk To You Later
G2G - Got To Go
MILF - Mother I'd Like To Fuck
COUGAR - Old Desperate Woman

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Thee...
Are you suggesting she would give a "Gummer"?

No. and now that you have said that I have completely lost my erection (well, I was masturbating earlier and lost it naturally, but if I had still been maintaning it I would so be flaccid now).

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

No. and now that you have said that I have completely lost my erection (well, I was masturbating earlier and lost it naturally, but if I had still been maintaning it I would so be flaccid now).

Have we scared her off yet?

ROFLMFAO (Rolling on the floor, laffing my fucking ass off)

 

[TE999]

When cougars get old, they don't go after the tougher prey anymore. They go after anything they can get their hands on. When a woman is called a courger, it's quite derrogitory.

Is a courger an old cougar?

Or is that a codger?

WTF?

[See, it showed up already]

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Is a courger an old cougar?

Or is that a codger?

WTF?

[See, it showed up already]

I was just explaining where the term came from. I didn't say the jackasses who came up with it knew what the hell they were talking about.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

You don't suppose this kitten's going to think we're nutz, do you?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You don't suppose this kitten's going to think we're nutz, do you?

Why? Do you want us to pretend that we aren't?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

When cougars get old, they don't go after the tougher prey anymore. They go after anything they can get their hands on. When a woman is called a cougar, it's quite derrogitory.

Omg, I'm a cougar!!! *sobs*




Oh wait, I'm still just a lazy slut. Whew!

 

[_Lynn_]

TTFN ~~~Ta Ta For Now

As Per Google

 

[curiositykitten]

LOL! No - still here!

Have we scared her off yet?

ROFLMFAO (Rolling on the floor, laffing my fucking ass off)

I'm right there with ya! It would take a lot more to scare me off than this! Y'all are too much! THANKS for all the terrific answers! In other words - it really just doesn't matter?! I'm trying to maybe incorporate this into a humorous story though, so appreciate the input - so fast!

 

[cloudy]

PMSL - specific to the AH, means "Pissing MySelf Laughing" (thanks to the lovely Lou...damn, I miss her)

 

[TE999]

I was just explaining where the term came from. I didn't say the jackasses who came up with it knew what the hell they were talking about.

I was making a lil' joke about your typing error Thee.

Didn't mean to bug you, man.

This newbie probably thinks we are nutz.

Must be the radiation from the 'puter monitors we're all constantly sitting in front of.

Dang, ended a sentence with a preposition.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm right there with ya! It would take a lot more to scare me off than this! Y'all are too much! THANKS for all the terrific answers! In other words - it really just doesn't matter?! I'm trying to maybe incorporate this into a humorous story though, so appreciate the input - so fast!

Oh, I'm quite speedy when I'm awake. So if you want to take your time, best to catch me when I'm sleeping

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm right there with ya! It would take a lot more to scare me off than this! Y'all are too much! THANKS for all the terrific answers! In other words - it really just doesn't matter?! I'm trying to maybe incorporate this into a humorous story though, so appreciate the input - so fast!

Of the forums on Lit, you will find the most intellegent and fun people here in the AH. Each forum is different. Some quite obnoxious and rude. But you won't run into that here with us.


Hmmmm... now that I think of it... I wrote a story like that back in 2001 under the name Jenny _S. It was called "Electronic Sex" ---> http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=90011

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I was making a lil' joke about your typing error Thee.

Didn't mean to bug you, man.

This newbie probably thinks we are nutz.

Must be the radiation from the 'puter monitors we're all constantly sitting in front of.

Dang, ended a sentence with a preposition.

It probably would have helped if I had seen the typo in either your or my post...