Need help here, folks!!!!

[Rocky Springs]

Got a crush of my own here and I'm sure you all know who, (refer to past threads for a clue.) Need some pointers on how to gain her attention......

 

[Never]

A dozen roses.

 

[Adoratrice]

damn , your harsh Never .

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Well this thread could do it!

 

[Juliangel]

2 or 3 emails an hour every day until she responds professing your desire to connect with her?

Oh wait no that could be considered stalking, in that case I think Bonnie is right this thread might do it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Try not humiliating yourself in public by asking "How do I get Suzy to like me?" Be a man. Hit her over the head with a club, the kind with the spiky things on the end, and then drag her by the hair to your cave.

 

[Naked Hunny]

DCL I believe you are refering to the Mace which was a weapon of knights in the Middle Ages!

 

[Never]

Originally posted by Adoratrice:
"damn , your harsh Never ."

How do you mean? Wouldn't you like a dozen roses? I know I would.

Okay, I understand, it's not the right season for roses. That's alright, there's always classic plan B: Saranade her.

Make her angel hair pasta and meatballs, breadsticks and those thick humpy candles and sing that song from 'Lady and the Tramp'.
Loudly.
And in your best 'Italian' accent.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

NH I think you're referring to Mace the leader of the Jedi Knights in Episode I

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Try not humiliating yourself in public by asking "How do I get Suzy to like me?" Be a man. Hit her over the head with a club, the kind with the spiky things on the end, and then drag her by the hair to your cave.

Oh yes Foreplay! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/owen/smash.gif

 

[Rocky Springs]

Thanks all for the ideas. I will take all into consideration and keep them coming. As as been said before, "A picture is worth a thousand words." You should see her eyes.

 

[Nicole]

Try not humiliating yourself in public by asking "How do I get Suzy to like me?" Be a man. Hit her over the head with a club, the kind with the spiky things on the end, and then drag her by the hair to your cave.

Oh yes Foreplay! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/owen/smash.gif

LMFAO @ both of you.

Did we ever figure out who you were? Did I miss that? If so who the hell were you?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Naked pictures of certain *ahem* male parts have always worked on me. If they're attractive male parts and don't make me want to either giggle or vomit. So if you have one, grab the beerbelly in one hand and lift it out of the way, it's just not sexy.

Actually, Mace is a brand name for a chemical deterrent, also known generically as pepper spray, which is what I think I'm referring to.

 

[Stormy]

Laughing...Rocky, I'm gonna give your "crush" away here...they say the eyes are the window to the soul. Well, my soul is wretched,....now why would you want me??? You also promised not to tell of those pictures...I think some serious kissing up is in order.

 

[Rocky Springs]

Ok Stormy, I'm busted......if the world did not know, now they do now. Though I did revealed the reason for my own "crush", I will never share it with anyone. 'Kissing up' is such a deep statement. I never like to 'kiss up' but what else might you suggest?

 

[Stormy]

I never like to 'kiss up' but what else might you suggest?



Well....what's your take on kissing?????

 

[Rocky Springs]

Now that is one of my preferred subjects. To answer your question outright, I think it is one of the most erotic acts humans can participate in. I personally like the long deep tongue kiss with a light brush along the receiving lips upon exit. Now that is only my own personal preference you understand, so what is yours?

 

[Stormy]

Hmmm, well, I must say that my favorite part of the male body is the mouth. As for kissing....let's just say your response got my attention, yet you never mentioned the use of the tongue.........

 

[Rocky Springs]

Stormy, I'd love to show you all the things that this tongue can do. But, would you stop me at your mouth or let me explore my little heart out??????

 

[Stormy]

The way I see it, Rocky Springs, where would our world be without the great explorers of the past? They made history...is that what you wanna make?*wink*

 

[DriveSouth]

Stormy

Whatever happened to your crush? Haven't heard from you on the subject in a few days.

 

[Stormy]

Drivesouth, he's still my crush....if that's your question. I've decided to take the majority advice and not tell him for now. Besides, if he didn't feel the same, I'm sure I'd just die of humiliation and not be able to face him again. So, for now....we remain friends.

 

[Rocky Springs]

The way I see it, Rocky Springs, where would our world be without the great explorers of the past? They made history...is that what you wanna make?*wink*

Stormy, every great explorer has to have something to explore. The North Pole has been tamed, the South Pole has been conquered and the Amazon has been almost burned to oblivion. I must know what region you want to be discovered before I start my journey. *wink* back at you!

 

[Stormy]

What region, huh? Well, I tend to like the explorers of the south..........

 

[Rocky Springs]

I always like that region this time of year. It is a very warm climate. What do you think?