need batteries for my vibrator

[Pandora's Box]

okay, i'm completely upset. i forgot to buy batteries for my vibrator. could do it manually but it takes such a long time to come that way that my hand sometimes gets too tired to bring me to my bliss.

would like to thank all the men who have gone down on me and took the time to make me cum. i know it was must have been difficult for you waiting for my thighs to squeeze your head (the sign that means i have cum). talk about a sprained tongue.

 

[Devilish1]

I would mail you some of my batteries but by the time they got to you, you could have gotten yourself some......
Sorry.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I bought a new pack this afternoon... I'm gonna have some fun tonight....

Darlin I will cum extra hard on your behalf....

 

[ksmybuttons]

Time to go electric.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Time to go electric.

*Enter stage right... Rubyfruit*

 

[Aquila]

get yourself one of the diesel driven ones

 

[T.H. Oughts]

get yourself one of the diesel driven ones

But we have to think of the ozone layer.

 

[Devilish1]

Time to go electric.

You mean people really use thoses you plug int your wall????

Me scared of them.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You mean people really use thoses you plug int your wall????

Me scared of them.

Rubyfruit is the one to ask about them, she has one that blows her away to heaven she says.

 

[Guru]

 

[Aquila]

But we have to think of the ozone layer.

Ozone layer my ass,
Lindsy showed me the damn thing and I bout near had a damned heart attack.. you women make yourselves some freaky fucking sex toys.

 

[Devilish1]

Rubyfruit is the one to ask about them, she has one that blows her away to heaven she says.

Ohhhh Ruubbbyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Whats this i hear about getting blown to heaven?

 

[ksmybuttons]

I've used electric for years. Rewired a couple of them. Mine is just a little hand held model. Perfect.

 

[Aquila]

I've used electric for years. Rewired a couple of them. Mine is just a little hand held model. Perfect.

Rewired them as in you had a short and had to fix it? or rewired as in to get more torque out of it or some such other thing?

 

[Pandora's Box]

T.H. Oughts said: Darlin I will cum extra hard on your behalf....

just make sure i can hear you.

Devilish1 said: I would mail you some of my batteries but by the time they got to you, you could have gotten yourself some...... sorry

it's the thought that counts.

ksmybuttons said: Time to go electric.

the fear of getting electicuted by my vibrator would scare the poop out of me but then again it might be just the best orgasm there is. *zap*

Aquila said: get yourself one of the diesel driven ones

as long as there is a vin in front of the diesel, he could drive it into me any day. :

 

[Pandora's Box]

Guru said: Maybe a man could substitute? (Just a thought!)

it's three in the morning here, hard to find a man at this time. unless i blow up my last date but he has a leak somewhere.

 

[Aquila]

THe electrocucion thing can be fun. but use DC and not AC

Hook up a light bulb socket to a car battery, lick your thumb and stick it in the socket right before you orgasm.. fun fun..

I tried that.. only with AC.(I.E. a normal wall lamp) . wasnt pretty..
Definatley do it with DC

 

[Devilish1]

I tried that.. only with AC.(I.E. a normal wall lamp) . wasnt pretty..
Definatley do it with DC

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Aquila]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

what? like you've never done anything freaky

 

[ksmybuttons]

I tried that.. only with AC.(I.E. a normal wall lamp) . wasnt pretty..
Definatley do it with DC

Noooowwwww I understand.

 

[Dick thick]

No lady should want to get off

and not be able to for lack of batteries. Were I near and you willing, I'd take a chance on tiring my tongue.

 

[Pandora's Box]

Dick thick said: No lady should want to get off and not be able to for lack of batteries. Were I near and you willing, I'd take a chance on tiring my tongue.

go down the street three blocks turn left up twelve blocks then....

*whaaaaaaaa--sniff-sniff* your AV is teasing me.

 

[Pandora's Box]

Aquila said: THe electrocucion thing can be fun. but use DC and not AC

of course dc, there's nothing like being direct.

 

[sweetaspeaches]

Hasn't anyone ever told you to never buy battery operated sex toys because their done loving you long before your done loving them. I personally have used an electric body massage to get myself off for about 10 yrs. The first time that my ex put it to my clit I came so hard that I passed smooth out. I have been a total believer in the joy of toys since then.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Aquila:

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