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[McKenna]

I just noticed I have my own stalker. Folks, meet SongCatcher, sporting the latest in McKenna AV-wear. (You may need to look for him/her/it. He/she/it is a bit flighty and hard to nail down.)


I didn't want to be the only one with a stalker, so I thought I'd create a space where ya'll can place an ad for your very own stalker.


Go ahead, post! I dare you!

 

[ruminator]

Well. no wonder you have a stalker here. Just look at you!

...all that intelligence and now,....this

 

[sophia jane]

Well. no wonder you have a stalker here. Just look at you!

...all that intelligence and now,....this

Shouldn't that and now...tits?

It is a great av, McKenna.

SJ

 

[McKenna]

Well. no wonder you have a stalker here. Just look at you!

...all that intelligence and now,....this

Wait, don't you already have a stalker?! Equinoxe or so?


Or are you looking for a whole harem of stalkers?!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It will be much easier for me to stalk Songcatcher now that he's stalking you.

 

[McKenna]

Shouldn't that and now...tits?

It is a great av, McKenna.

SJ

That's it. You've been HAD, lady.

 

[sophia jane]

That's it. You've been HAD, lady.

Lol. If you're going to stalk me like this, I should put up a better av.

SJ

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I lost my stalker since Yui left.

Maybe I'll have to start stalking somebody....

 

[McKenna]

Lol. If you're going to stalk me like this, I should put up a better av.

SJ

Or, we could both stalk someone else!

Hey look, CD just posted in here... maybe we should nab him!

 

[Songcatcher]

It will be much easier for me to stalk Songcatcher now that he's stalking you.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,1514535,00.html

 

[sophia jane]

Or, we could both stalk someone else!

Hey look, CD just posted in here... maybe we should nab him!

That could be interesting.

Btw- I really loved your Nude Day story.

SJ

 

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[Wildcard Ky]

I'm getting confused with all the AV changing.

Who's boobs are those in the white tank top? THAT'S who I want to stalk!

 

[McKenna]

I'm getting confused with all the AV changing.

Who's boobs are those in the white tank top? THAT'S who I want to stalk!

Mine. Songcatcher's just borrowing them for a while, because he/she/it doesn't have any and was feeling left out.

SJ-- Thanks for the esteem bump!

Oh Scarlett.... are you missing anything?

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Mine. Songcatcher's just borrowing them for a while, because he/she/it doesn't have any and was feeling left out.

It's official then, I'm stalking McKenna

 

[ruminator]

Wait, don't you already have a stalker?! Equinoxe or so?


Or are you looking for a whole harem of stalkers?!

No, I don't think so. I just happened to be in the same place at the same time.

If she thought I was and I played along spontaneously, then it's a bonus



She, and several here are very stalkable.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,1514535,00.html

it's all breasts ahoy and navel manoeuvres.

I'm all for that.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Mine. Songcatcher's just borrowing them for a while, because he/she/it doesn't have any and was feeling left out.

SJ-- Thanks for the esteem bump!

Oh Scarlett.... are you missing anything?

Hey, give me back my ass!

no, you can keep it, just touch it a lot.

 

[logophile]

I lost my stalker since Yui left.

Maybe I'll have to start stalking somebody....

Did she really leave?
Or is just on vacation or something?

I've not had a stalker in years, by the way.
The position's open.

 

[cloudy]

No, I don't think so. I just happened to be in the same place at the same time.

If she thought I was and I played along spontaneously, then it's a bonus



She, and several here are very stalkable.

Hi, Rumi

I'll be your stalker, sweetheart.

 

[sophia jane]

Did she really leave?
Or is just on vacation or something?

I've not had a stalker in years, by the way.
The position's open.

I thought you knew... I've been stalking you for weeks.

SJ

 

[McKenna]

I think I'm confusing myself.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I found my stalkee.

I knew these AV's would come in handy.

 

[ruminator]

Hi, Rumi

I'll be your stalker, sweetheart.

*Pounce*...................ro-o-o-o-o-llllllllllllllll


Hiya Cloudy, I was hoping you would.

 

[McKenna]

Holy Shit! CD stole my ass!