Need a brawl...

[bg23]

I need to sceam at someone. Attack them maliciously and viciously without any known cause. Swear at them. Alot.

Any takers?

 

[pop_54]

I need to sceam at someone. Attack them maliciously and viciously without any known cause. Swear at them. Alot.

Any takers?

Carry on love... be like home from home

 

[Guest]

ME ME!!!

im game.. go ahead, gimme your best shot..

then maybe pops will feel sorry for me and take me to bed.

 

[bg23]

Er...

Now that I have contenders I don't actually know how to start.

Um...screw you? you big ugly thug?

 

[Guest]

Er...

Now that I have contenders I don't actually know how to start.

Um...screw you? you big ugly thug?

ok.. ill start for you.. and then you can take off ok?

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

ok sweets.. run with it!

 

[doormouse]

PMSL!!

Take me on cat.... everyone knows a mouse can choke a cat with a quick side-ways manoeuvre!!

Eat me bitch

(Better be good, because if ferociouskittycat didn't teach me properly, might be my last dine-out)

 

[pop_54]

Er...

Now that I have contenders I don't actually know how to start.

Um...screw you? you big ugly thug?

Oh yes please... I love it when you talk dirty

Oh sorry... sorry... supposed to be an argument... Umm... do you want a 10 minute argument, or 5 minute argument......

 

[Guest]

Oh yes please... I love it when you talk dirty

Oh sorry... sorry... supposed to be an argument... Umm... do you want a 10 minute argument, or 5 minute argument......

damnit pops! no fair using MP humor!!!

 

[pop_54]

ok.. ill start for you.. and then you can take off ok?

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

ok sweets.. run with it!

Ohhhhhhhhh God I think I'm cumming... and I never even knew I was religious.

 

[bg23]

Hey, bitch...

You know its not good to sit around asking yourself questions? People might get the wrong idea about your mental stability. (What's left of it there is.) And such silly questions they are, too. All you have to do is take a look in the mirror to find the answer to pretty much all of them.

(How was that? Was that good? Should I be meaner? More profanity? *eager*)

 

[Guest]

Hey, bitch...

You know its not good to sit around asking yourself questions? People might get the wrong idea about your mental stability. (What's left of it there is.) And such silly questions they are, too. All you have to do is take a look in the mirror to find the answer to pretty much all of them.

(How was that? Was that good? Should I be meaner? More profanity? *eager*)

I bet your mother has a loud bark, you fucken twat..

more like that...

 

[matriarch]

Hey, bitch...

You know its not good to sit around asking yourself questions? People might get the wrong idea about your mental stability. (What's left of it there is.) And such silly questions they are, too. All you have to do is take a look in the mirror to find the answer to pretty much all of them.

(How was that? Was that good? Should I be meaner? More profanity? *eager*)

Meaner! Meaner!

 

[pop_54]

Ughhhhh shit too late.... change of pants

Well it is important to stipulate Vella dear... I mean the charges vary per minute you know.

 

[Guest]

Ohhhhhhhhh God I think I'm cumming... and I never even knew I was religious.

Pops.. i know you cum religiously.

 

[bg23]

I bet your mother has a loud bark, you fucken twat..

more like that...

Shut the fuck up, bitch and go back to eating shit, eh?

 

[Guest]

Shut the fuck up, bitch and go back to eating shit, eh?

good start.. but i know you can do better...

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. you goddamn purple monkey wanker.

 

[bg23]

Oh come on, fucker. Quit reading those from a book, eh? Think of your own lines for once...they might not be inspired, but at least they'd be yours.

OH BUT WAIT. You can't be reading from a book...You wouldn't be ABLE to read!

Hard to expect a child born between a pair of dogs to be literate, after all.

So sorry!

 

[Guest]

Oh come on, fucker. Quit reading those from a book, eh? Think of your own lines for once...they might not be inspired, but at least they'd be yours.

OH BUT WAIT. You can't be reading from a book...You wouldn't be ABLE to read!

Hard to expect a child born between a pair of dogs to be literate, after all.

So sorry!

Now! thats the spirit.. whew.. i was worried there for a moment

 

[bg23]

Lol!

Gosh, I feel better already...

Must be the fact that you just left the room. There's finally clean air to breathe.

=)

 

[bg23]

Alright...bloodlust satiated.

Vital systems returned to normal.

Thanks heaps Vella! love ya!

*returns halo back to head*

 

[Guest]

damnit pops! no fair using MP humor!!!

No, no! Put your hands on your head like this and go WHHAAAHHH! WHHAAAAHHHH!

 

[mcfbridge]

Perhaps you want to work on the AV. It's just hard to take being cussed out by a kitten with two milk pails seriously.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Is that what that is????

Thank you!

 

[doormouse]

I bet your mother has a loud bark, you fucken twat..

more like that...

LOL!!

I love your style

 

[Guest]

LOL!!

I love your style

hey thanks..
*lascivious wink*

picture me doing that.. its hard when youre blonde.. coordination comes at a high mental price.