Neato Tricks

[Rubyfruit]

Did you know that you can light a piece of dry spaghetti and use it to reach hard to get places, like candle wicks and your stove to light them?

What are your neato tricks?

 

[Lancecastor]

I can make my penis disappear.

 

[Guest]

I can make my penis disappear.

Is that "the softer side of Lance"?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Is that "the softer side of Lance"?

Let's hope not.

 

[El Porko]

Did you know that you can light a piece of dry spaghetti and use it to reach hard to get places, like candle wicks and your stove to light them?

What are your neato tricks?

I can milk an ant.

 

[teddybear4play]

Did you know that you can light a piece of dry spaghetti and use it to reach hard to get places, like candle wicks and your stove to light them?

What are your neato tricks?

Not that that isn't cool, but I expected something a little different in a Rubyfruit-authored thread called "Neato tricks."

Not her fault, though. I'm just a hornball.

TB4p

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Neato Tricks

I can milk an ant.

Your uncle's okay with that?

 

[Lancecastor]

Is that "the softer side of Lance"?

That was too easy, wasn't it?

 

[Rubyfruit]

*laughing*

Oh, Lance....

 

[marksgirl]

I have a way with food.

 

[Guest]

That was too easy, wasn't it?

Try doing with the "harder side" of Lance and let me know.....

 

[islandman]

Let's hope not.

Is it me, or is your tongue actually forked?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Neato Tricks

Not her fault, though. I'm just a hornball.

TB4p

I'm glad that you're taking responsibility for your filthy mind, TB.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Is it me, or is your tongue actually forked?

It's more like a spoon actually. The perfect shape for catching snow flakes and rain drops ... that sort of thing.

 

[Killswitch]

Tricks are for kids!

Ummmmm......I can roll a quarter between all of my fingers back and forth....Im sure you've seen that done. Im really good at twirling my drum sticks and won a stick twirling contest at a drum shop once.

And.....I can pick a dime up with the forks of a hi-lo.......

I think when I was younger I dated a girl named Trix once....no wait....maybe it was twice

 

[Killswitch]

Oh.... I almost forgot.....Ive riden and raced motorcycles for years.....I used to do this thing where I would do a circle burnout with my bike, then burn thru the circle and do another one and so on and so on....it sorta looked like a crop circle....lol........I was going to enter the high speed wheelie contest in Nevada too.....or the salt flats wherever they are but never did.....

 

[Rubyfruit]

Mr. Switch, neato and useful tricks, okay? ;-)

 

[Nora]

If your walls are painted white, you can use white toothpaste to cover up all the pinholes you put in your walls when it comes time for the moving-out walkthrough with your landlord.

 

[SFDom]

I can do some pretty neat rope tricks

 

[Mistress]

I can cut a deck of cards with one hand (taught to me by my mother while being taught poker at like the age of 8)

Double jointed in all finger joints plus thumbs, my left leg, and both shoulders can be popped out of place at will.




And ANY porcelin(sp) figure can be glued back together with just a dab of canned milk put on the broken area.

 

[phrodeau]

I set up a siphon and bucket to keep water in the Christmas tree stand without all the fussing with branches, ornaments and gifts.

 

[Guru]

 

[Killswitch]

Mr. Switch, neato and useful tricks, okay? ;-)

Ok.....in a large pan fill it like three/ four inches deep with water......throw in 2 tablespoons of water softener per inch and 1 teaspoon of salt per inch, and soak your tarnished silverwear, and stuff in it. It takes the tarnish right off Presto......It works just like and even better than Tarn-x......

I was going to suggest that I use your used nylons with runs in them to tie your legs, and arms back to your headboard while I fuck you silly Ruby.....but I dont know if thats what you were getting at in this thread......

 

[Killswitch]

Double jointed in all finger joints plus thumbs, my left leg, and both shoulders can be popped out of place at will.

And......How long of a drive is it from Michigan to Kentucky if I am going 180 miles per hour?????