"Nearly Free Money!!!" for women lurker's.

[Sparky Kronkite]

That's right any women lurker's out there -

....who can prove beyond a doubt, that they are not a male, or a troll, or a joking guest -

....if they can prove they have lurked - if they come forward, introduce themselves and prove "real."

I'll pay'em 20 bucks - that's $20!!!!

So, it's not just a dare - it's a dare with money behind it. I always put my money where my mouth is - then I take a sip of beer.

C'mon ladies - now's your chance.

 

[Expertise]

And thats US Greenbacks

.... approximately $248.82 for any Canadian female lurkers.

[Edited by Expertise on 12-05-2000 at 10:35 AM]

 

[Mustang Sally]

And just how do we prove it, Sparkster?

I'm female, often lurking - and bonus! - I'm also Canadian.
But I just posted on your falaful thread. Does that disqualify me? But doesn't posting on THIS thread mean I'm no longer lurking?

Ummm... I think it's a trick.

 

[Temptress_1960]

If we're registered members

does that mean we're not lurking? I'm confused.

And if registered members aren't lurkers, how come nobody made this offer before I registered?

Damn. It's always the timing.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay, okay, okay.....

Please Mustang - you're no lurker - you may lurk on occasion but I've seen your posts plenty of times.

I'm talking about registered women, their name appears at the bottom of the general board. Who.......

we virtually never, ever hear from.

Like maybe Enjoying It here. Never seen that handle, have you all?

But 50 posts, even though I have not seen any - or more likely don't recall - in only a month - that to me is not a lurker. Besides don't know if Enjoying It is male or female.

So, the proof of a woman and a history of lurking - a register, lurking, woman. The proof would be obvious in the presentation itself. I think so anyway.

 

[Expertise]

Sparks is this a limited time offer?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Do I count??? *sheepish grin*
I almost never post over here. 95% of my posts are on the SRP and the SRP only. I'd rather flirt shamelessly rather than give any actual opinions...what? And have someone disagree with me? No way That business with DCL a week or so ago nearly sent me running for hiding

 

[Mustang Sally]

LOL A history of lurking! NOW you tell me. I don't think you always have to be lurking to be a lurker. There are many days I look but see nothing I feel like commenting on, and on those days, I am a lurker. But I'm definitely not one today. Nope, nope.

You should set some guidelines then. Let's say, a woman who registered at least six months ago and who has posted less than 50 times, and not all in a few days, but spread out over those months. Or something like that.

 

[Juliangel]

Hey I just met Ambrosious he can vouch for me!!! He even got to see my coral pink toe nails

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

To me, a lurker is.......

Someone who has registered a substantial length of time ago - let's say like Sally says - 6 months ago.

Frequents the general board regularly - 3 times a week - and reads and sees reocurring names and personalities.

AND - has never, ever posted - now that's a lurker.

She can prove it by reguritating some history. How she prove's her sex is a little harder - but I think I can ferret that out.

 

[Star Gazer]

Hello!

Yes... I lurk but I'm a registered member as well.. so what is it I'm supposed to do?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Star Gazer, hello!!!

A lurker found is a lurker loved.

I just ran accross you name - and some other potential "female" lurkers.

Registered and seen at the bottom of the general board.

JCGA, E.NonnMuse, MeJane, RudeNastyAssBitch and maybe Shylady although I think I've seen her reply to posts.

Read the rules - follow the rules - prove you've been lurking here for quite a while and are a female and I will pay you $20.

It's that simple.

 

[Star Gazer]

Sparky I don't want your money.

I like reading the threads and the stories. I guess I would considered a lurker.

I don't know how you exspect me to prove that I've been here quite some time? I can race through your old threads and talk about that but I know you like motorcycle. But you just posted a thread on that this past week. There was a thread that dealt with religion that dixon carter lee expressed his thoughts on how he didn't believe in god. He went into some detail. I'm trying to remember back as far as possible but my proving to you that I have been lurking for sometime isn't that important to me.

I am female. How you want me to prove that? Could it be that mere words would convince you? Luscious Lionness, Naked hunny, Nicole, Killermuffin, April, all the female women that you chat will daily or recognize could possibly be men just as easy as I can. Posting a picture which I will not do, doesn't prove anything. Latina's pictures prove that. I like the picture of Lovely Latina bottom though but that doesn't mean I'm male. Just an admiring female. I know that Xander seen Laurel. Or I think it was him. too many X-men!

So Sparky, I just wanted you to get your response. I hope this satisfies you some.

 

[forgetunome]

Sparky...

I'm a lurker!! No...really!!!

I guess if you don't consider me a lurker then I'm gonna go sit on Tantra's lap and this time I won't wiggle around!

 

[Guest]

I have been lurking forever, but only when it's dark. Don't you wonder why so many ding-a-lings (men) have disappeared from this board?

But you don't need to worry, Sparky, you talk way too much for my taste. You make me want to spit instead of swallow.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well Star Gazer.....

I think you're response was sufficient to prove yourself legit. What do other's think? Hope they respond.

Jump on in once in a while - huh?

Success! I love it!

 

[Guest]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Everybody's.....

Okay - it's just - does their feet smell bad????

 

[Guest]

 

[Temptress_1960]

Hey, I've been posting!!!

And, yes, I am ALL woman... wife, mother, sex toy, goddess - all those things.

(I just may not be very good at picking out a name to use on the board LOL.)

In fact, I just lost my virginity here <sob> and you never even noticed. How depressingly similar to real life.

I think I even pissed someone off in the How To forum. Apparently it wasn't you, Spanky ... I mean, Sparky. Sorry...

 

[lilfrk]

Is there a number of post that you have to be under to qualify as a lurker?

 

[jcgirl]

Hasnt anyone else noticed the "nearly" ???




hehe

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

lilfrk......

Maybe you would qualify. I'd day it's all relative....

To how long one has been registered and how few posts they have posted.

Obviously a longer registration period and a low single digit number of posts would indicate the high probability of a genuine lurker.

The Spark.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Enjoying It.....

I almost never get pissed off - especially here. Now, I piss other's off - but to me - that's just about half the fun.

Glad you're enjoying it.

 

[Tamtam]

lurker?

Do i count? i can prove ive been here...but the female part im sure of but not sure how to prove it to you...hmm...