Expertise
Omniscient, Omnipotent and Occasionally Charming
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In a train car there were four people. A canadian, an american, a beautiful blonde model type and a fat, frightfully ugly old lady. After several minutes the train passes through a tunnel darkness descends on the car and the unmistakable sound of a slap to the face is heard. When they leave the tunnel the american has a huge red hand print on his face.
1) The blonde thought "That american son of bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake fondled the fat lady who in turn slapped his face.
2)The fat lady thought "The american must have groped the blonde in the darkness and she must have smacked him".
3)The american thought "That fucking canadian must have copped a feel from the blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
4) The canadian thought "I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap that stupid bastard again"
Hee hee. Let the sparring begin.
1) The blonde thought "That american son of bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake fondled the fat lady who in turn slapped his face.
2)The fat lady thought "The american must have groped the blonde in the darkness and she must have smacked him".
3)The american thought "That fucking canadian must have copped a feel from the blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
4) The canadian thought "I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap that stupid bastard again"
Hee hee. Let the sparring begin.
