Nation Must Return to Normalcy: Purchase Dildos

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[Pokerman]

LMAO!!


But honey....it's our
PATRIOTIC DUTY!!!

 

[SexyChele]

Well, if it's going to a good cause, how can I resist?

 

[ShyGuy68]

MistressHoney have you done what they suggest in that article?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Star spangled rammer

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I agree wholeheartedly

I'd also like to advocate widespread blowjobs to improve national morale.

C'mon ladies. Do your part for your country!

 

[sweetvee]

Outsider, I like your av =)

 

[Phoenyx]

Dildo sales Are limp?


The whole article makes me laugh.

 

[plasticman33]

Outsider, I like your av =)

Sweetvee, you're just to easy!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[plasticman33]

Bratcat!!!!!!!!

I'll get you what ever you need! I'd rather do it in person though!

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Bratcat!!!!!!!!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Outsider, I like your av =)

Thank you I'm glad I stole it now

 

[Blackbich]

Re: I agree wholeheartedly

I'd also like to advocate widespread blowjobs to improve national morale.

C'mon ladies. Do your part for your country!

He He He... I'll have to keep that one in mind.

 

[Phoenyx]

aww shit I should have read better...The article is from www.theonion.com.

Is a website full of satire stories. Nothign real at all on it...

 

[LRC]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Well, I ordered a extra exrta large sized Star Spangled Rammer and had it sent Fed-Ex to Osama They should be dropping it off soon.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I hear they do an anal version too called the star spangled rectum rammer.

 

[Bubblegoose]

I just bought one last week. Not a dildo, but a sex toy thingy. It is a little device that goes in your panties and has a battery opperated remote control that makes it buzz against you. The funny part is that I wore it to work a few times which is cool, but I accidently dropped the remote from my pocket. My boss (an uptight politician) found the remote but didn't know what it was for. He sat there pressing the button, thinking it might be to someone's beeper or something, and I am buzzing like crazy and trying not to show it. I almost died.

DO NOT LAUGH, SATEEMA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sigh]

oh sure, buy another dildo...like i NEED another dildo...

wait a minute...what am i saying?...of course i need another dildo...

see you all a bit later...i'm off to peruse the porn shopping market

 

[beckbabe]

I'm doing my part!

 

[MishkarinaSkye]

I stand proud as an American and I feel this is my duty as a citizen to this marvelous country...

I'm on my way to TooTimid.com!!!

 

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[Mischka]

Bubblegoose, that is hilarious. I just snarfed and laughed out loud at the same time. I think I broke something.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Oh dear Gawd...

I am dying laughing. I love you, Bubble! I can picture this so damned well too. Oh my gawd that is funny. I need a drink...