Names to inspire confidence!

KillerMuffin

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Rear Admiral John Stufflebeem is our Pentagon Spokesperson right now. Stufflebeem... 'nuff said.

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld would never have his name featured in a novel as the hero, unless it was a Woody Allenish hero.

Prime Minister Tony Blair while carrying on as a Leader of Men has the same name as a spoiled, rich blonde girl in the Facts of Life.

Foreign Secretary Jack Straw is named after the same thing that the scarecrow who only wanted a brain was made out of. It also reminds: Jack Sprat could eat no fat...

and the coup de gracie:

George Bush. Our main man is named after pussy.
 
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