Names for female sex organs

[English Lady]

Hello all my literary friends! Could you please help me out?
I am currently in the proces of writing a story,the female in this story is fairly conservative and shy and I am having a problem thinking of words she would use to describe her feminine bits.

I think she'd use pussy,but not cunt but i don't want to use the word vagina because personally i don't like it!

So come on folks, give me some ideas! (please)

oh and if anyone has any ideas on euphemisms for clit ,they'd come in handy too!


Thanks!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

That's a tough question, English Lady. A lot would depend on factors such as her age, socio-economic status, and educational level plus the locale and the time frame.

For what it's worth, here are some synonyms that other Lit posters have suggested.

clitoris – bud, bump, bundle of nerves, button, clit, clittie, joy button, nub, nubbin, pearl, pleasure button
lips – creases, folds, labia, nether lips
nipples – areola, buds, nips, peaks, tips
pussy – axe wound, beaver, box, bush, cleft, crease, crevice, crotch, cunny, cunt, entrance, fuckhole, gash, genitals, glove, groin, hole, mound, muff, opening, pudenda, quim, slit, snatch, suezie, twat, vagina, vulva
tits – boobs, bosom, breasts, chest, cleavage, dugs, globes, jugs, knockers, mammaries, melons, mounds, rack

Good luck.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[English Lady]

thank you Rumple! I am sure I'll be able to use some of those words!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If she's very shy and conservative, perhaps she'd use girly words like "feefee" or "kitty" or "femininity".

 

[English Lady]

svenskaflicka yes, i like the sounds of "femininity" thanks!

 

[MathGirl]

Kooze

pussy – axe wound, cunt, fuckhole, gash, groin hole, snatch, twat
Rumple Foreskin

Dear RF,

Pardon me for taking a part of your quote out of context, but those words are soooooooo sexy. Just having the words "axe wound" in my head makes me so WET.

Diane the Easily Aroused

 

[karmadog]

I tend to avoid conservative women, but the one that qualified called it 'her' or 'me' during sex, as in 'Touch her' or 'kiss me'. Knowing whether she meant her pussy or her mouth was dependent on context and tone of voice. Strangely, she referred to it as 'Judy' when not in bed. 'Judy misses you.'

*The name has been changed to protect a vagina that really deserved a better woman.

 

[Pookie]

I am currently in the proces of writing a story,the female in this story is fairly conservative and shy and I am having a problem thinking of words she would use to describe her feminine bits.

I think she'd use pussy,but not cunt but i don't want to use the word vagina because personally i don't like it!

So come on folks, give me some ideas! (please)

oh and if anyone has any ideas on euphemisms for clit ,they'd come in handy too!


Thanks!

No one has ever told me I was shy, but even chicks I know that are shy use the same words I do. Unless they have been sheltered somewhere, I wouldn't expect them to use any cutesy names, unless they were preteens. Shy, conservative chicks may blush a good bit more saying them is all.

For the sake of realism, I would stick to the more traditional words, just have her say them softly while blushing.

Pookie

 

[Chicklet]

"uhm, my, well, you know..."

*flower* maybe?

 

[gauchecritic]

Just a couple of particularly English words that spring to mind for the female front bottom : Tuppence and Minge.

And Chuff (Fanny as well, but that is definitely not american usage)

Gauche

 

[MathGirl]

Ms K

There's always "Miss Kitty"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Pardon me for taking a part of your quote out of context, but those words are soooooooo sexy. Just having the words "axe wound" in my head makes me so WET.

I feel your lust, child. Just thinking about some luscious dame's long legs meeting at her erotic "axe wound" is enough to get the old juices flowing. I have no idea about the term's derivation, but I gotta admit, everytime I see it, I've just gotta laugh. (My indefinite pronoun "it" refers to the term, of course, not the subject.)

RF

 

[Guest]

Quim.........

I like this one for the female "bits" as you say. It's sexy...it's cute, it's sensual (dependant how its used) and it sounds a tad bit "naughty" so there's that too!


I remain, (quimming)

 

[SlickTony]

The other day I was in the Hair Cuttery waiting to get my hair cut, and usually there's Glamour to read while I'm in there. I almost never read this 'zine unless I am in the beauty parlor or am anticipating a long wait somewhere else, such as at an airport. Someone referred to cunnilingus as "going downstairs to visit the cat," and I giggled quietly to myself for the next couple of hours.

 

[MathGirl]

Miss Kitty

Yawwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn...............

I think I'll call it a night. My axe wound is tired.

 

[English Lady]

thanks Karmadog

Pookiegirl Yes i do see what you mean but in my story something happens to my character that takes away her inhabition so then she'll be exclaiming
"fuck my hot cunt" with the best of'em!

I just need some language for the before bit, so you can see the contrast,exagerate it a bit.

chicklet..flower might be a bit too flowery *L* thanks!

gauch critic, i couldn't write those with a straight face but thanks for the suggestions!

Mathgirl...maybe i am just twisted but "miss kitty" sounds very dominatrix to me.....

Sandman....yup Quim might be useable..thankyou

Slick Tony ..oh i love that *L* my husband has an online lover who is very flowery, here are some of her pearls *giggles* of inspiration!

"blosoming opulent pearl"

"pulsing pleasure poker" (obviously a guys bit*L*)

"shimmering sex sequin"

Mills and boon eat your heart out!

 

[Count Mackula]

Pink velvet sausage wallet?

...maybe not...

 

[English Lady]

*LMAO*....oh i want to use that now!

"please slip your pleasure poker into my pink velvet sausage wallet"

*roflmao*

 

[Lovelynice]

If the girl is really conservative in upbringing she might refer to it as simply, "down-there".

I did when I was a lot younger, but I have a friend who still uses the term...and she's older than I am!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Or how about "My you-know-what"?

 

[English Lady]

"down-there" and "My you-know-what" makes me think of old ladies gossiping, kinda like the sketches Les Dawson used to do....

 

[Pookie]

Pookiegirl Yes i do see what you mean but in my story something happens to my character that takes away her inhabition so then she'll be exclaiming
"fuck my hot cunt" with the best of'em!

Well, you did mentioned in the initial post that she'd use "pussy". Why not just go with that? I would just let her mannerisms relate her conservative and shy nature. (blushing, whispering, not able to look at someone when she says it, etc.)

 

[Just-Legal]

LOL

The best one I heard for cunnilingus was "talking to the wookie"

*laughs*

 

[Count Mackula]

*LMAO*....oh i want to use that now!

"please slip your pleasure poker into my pink velvet sausage wallet"

*roflmao*

LOL. I'd replace "pleasure poker" with "pork sword," myself.

 

[MathGirl]

In 'n out

*LMAO*....oh i want to use that now!

"please slip your pleasure poker into my pink velvet sausage wallet"

*roflmao*

It may sound a bit old fashioned, but how about

"Taking the skin boat to tuna town"

Just a thought.

Diane the Ever Helpful