Names for characters in porn?

[Guest]

Does anyone have any ideas for male and female porn stars for example :
Neil Down
Phil Mycock
Ben Dover etc.....original ones please ..ones for women are the hardest so irf you got any please help me!!

 

[Rod Hardwick]

I was always fond of "Rod Hardwick."

 

[tenyari]

This was posted to ASSD:

http://www.mypornname.com/

One respondant came back with:

I prefer the old standard "porn name" version than this apparently
random generator. Under those old rules, you get your porn name from:

1 The name of the first (same gender, if possible) pet you ever owned.
2 The name of the street you currently live in.

 

[Rod Hardwick]

Great, tenyari, I'm sure everybody would be lined up to see me as "Scruffy 43rd St."

 

[medjay]

My personal porn name has always been Girth Long. Sorry but you can't use it without permission.

 

[Rod Hardwick]

Nice, medjay. Did you ever see Kentucky Fried Movie? It's a bunch of funny shorts, and they had one that was a take off on kung fu movies. They introduced three of the characters as "Long Wang," "Heung Well," and "Enormous Genitals."

 

[badbabysitter]

I'd call my self BJ Titus

 

[rufun2001]

How about Dick Slutes?

 

[medjay]

Nice, medjay. Did you ever see Kentucky Fried Movie? It's a bunch of funny shorts, and they had one that was a take off on kung fu movies. They introduced three of the characters as "Long Wang," "Heung Well," and "Enormous Genitals."

It's been years since I saw the Kentucky Fried Moive so I don't even remember the sketch you're talking about. The names are funny. One more I can add to list is "Dick Swinglow".

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Betty Boobs
Nobrah Sin Free
Nick Ersoff


...and we always have Bart Simpson's lovely ideas:

Amanda Huggenkiss
Hugh Ass
Homer Sexual
Iwana Tinkle
...

 

[Rod Hardwick]

Betty Boobs
Nobrah Sin Free
Nick Ersoff


...and we always have Bart Simpson's lovely ideas:

Amanda Huggenkiss
Hugh Ass
Homer Sexual
Iwana Tinkle
...

Oh, and don't forget "Oliver Clothesoff," and "Phil McKrakken."

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, using the old pet name-street name trick, my porn name is:

The Brain Damaged 17th.


I like that.

 

[Weird Harold]

The Brain Damaged 17th.

Getting into Borg Porn are you?

 

[BgMma]

Porn Names

I don't know, folks. I was always fond of Buck Naked and Slim Pickens.
Of course, one of my personal favorites in Erin GoBraughless

 

[karmadog]

1 The name of the first (same gender, if possible) pet you ever owned.
2 The name of the street you currently live in.

Good Lord, I end up with Karma Hardy!

Oh wait. First pet.

Dick Hardy. That's not that bad.

 

[BgMma]

Porn star names

Let's see. I have a Dick McFeeley.
And Heywood Jablowmey.
Randy Butts
Harry Palms
Muff N. Diver
Sharon Peters
Claude Baulz
Oliver Hellenback
I'll be back if I think of some more!

 

[BgMma]

Porn Star names

Mike Hunt!
Dick Semen
Jack Mehoff
Debbie Dallas, an obvious choice. Just inspired by the movie!
Poppa Cherry

 

[Guest]

in the army i new a man called general crabs...!!!

 

[BgMma]

Porn Star names

I thought of a new one for a woman, Guisi Fukkar!
Get it? Juicy Fucker? It was a thought.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Doug Eastyle
Dick S. Hardening
Givitto Menow
Dome Moore and her twin sister Gimme Moore


And that one from the movie Cool World... Holly Would!

 

[BgMma]

Porn Star names

I have one. Misha Narry

 

[Guest]

Onscreen Idenity

If ever I was offered a role in a hardcore superhero video, I'd like to appear under the character name, Erection-X. I picture the costume as a skintight black patent leather jumpsuit complete with hood, mask and gloves, the only distinguishing features being a brilliant red X offset on my chest and the full crotch zipper.....

 

[BgMma]

Porn Star names

That would be too good! I would definitely see that show!
I have another one, Watussy. What you see is what you get, you know? I know, that was bad. Insert groan here.

 

[Guest]

Secret Identity

Dare I reveal that meek and mild news reporter, Ferris Groinwood is in fact Sensual City's masked protector, Erection-X ?

 

[BgMma]

Porn Star Names

Reveal, reveal! And not just your identity! Hee, I just had to throw that in!