"Name This Thread"

The thread for those who have trouble naming their own thread.

or

The thread that at the very least doesn't have a LAME name.
 
I try not to label things. I don't even have a labeler or label maker or label gun or whatever it is they call that thing that sticks labels on things. I think it was a box boy. But I guess they do have computer programs or apps for that. Whatever those are. I thought it was apples at first, then appliances, and now I'm back to being confused about what an app is. Which makes sense. It's a bit like this thread. I mean, the thread doesn't even know what it is. How am I supposed to name it? But I will. I wouldn't make you read all this and not name it. I would never be that cruel. You've come so far. I guess, if I must, and I think I'm obligated, I'd name it
 
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

His name is my name, too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
 
Back
Top