Name this tavern!

[Ravenloft]

Name me and you might win me.

 

[HoneyEyed]

Oh my gosh it's so cute! I can't think of a good name though~

 

[Ravenloft]

Take your time, you have until the 8th of next month...

Oh, and if you get first place and I get second or third, willing to trade with me? LOL!

 

[Ravenloft]

*Bump* For the daylighters.

 

[sexual tyrannosaurus]

Name this Tavern

'Inn of the Welcome Wench', town of homlet, originally TSR town from 'Temple of Elemental Evil' module

 

[Ravenloft]

"Meet me inside the Welcome Wench" Ba dum tish.

 

[Ravenloft]

How does The Siren's Song sound?

 

[sexual tyrannosaurus]

How does The Siren's Song sound?

Wait does that mean that they have really bad singers there?

 

[Ravenloft]

No, no, no, it means they have such melodic music that it draws the road weary adventurers in to their doom... Wait... Did I say doom? No, I meant for a room. Yeah, a nice, warm cosy doom... Er, Room! Yeah! ...The Inn isn't run by a death cult or anything, we promise! Thats not a severed head on a pike, its just... Ambiance, yeah, ambiance!

 

[sexual tyrannosaurus]

No, no, no, it means they have such melodic music that it draws the road weary adventurers in to their doom... Wait... Did I say doom? No, I meant for a room. Yeah, a nice, warm cosy doom... Er, Room! Yeah! ...The Inn isn't run by a death cult or anything, we promise! Thats not a severed head on a pike, its just... Ambiance, yeah, ambiance!

Well with that logic, I still would have to go with:

'Inn of the Welcome Wench', town of homlet, originally TSR town from 'Temple of Elemental Evil' module

Not only are they welcoming you, they have a wench for you while your drinking yourself under the table. Or having the wench under the table drinking.... I know I was not the only one thinking that! Even if it is the owners wife or two eldest daughters, they are really good looking, and a lot to them is not that much to your average adventurer of not much notoriety. And then when your done drinking if your not under the table, we will rent you room for the night. It's not inflated prices, its just the only place to stay within a half league, and I finer one can't be found for at least 2 1/2 leagues. And for just a little more money one of the wenches will stay the night with you. And they would like that since otherwise they have to sleep in the barn or on the floor, since we rent their rooms out if we have the patrons for them.

Plus I think it would make a dam good SRP!

But that's just my humble opinion.

 

[Ravenloft]

Adventurers, boy I tell ya, if they're not out slaughtering everything that moves, they're impregnating all the poor virgins in town. Mutter mutter, grumble grumble.

*Goes out the the edge of town and puts up a sign that reads "Attention wandering adventurers: No virgins here, move along."*

 

[sexual tyrannosaurus]

Adventurers, boy I tell ya, if they're not out slaughtering everything that moves, they're impregnating all the poor virgins in town. Mutter mutter, grumble grumble.

*Goes out the the edge of town and puts up a sign that reads "Attention wandering adventurers: No virgins here, move along."*

Oh come on, what do you need a sign for outside the town for the 'Welcome Wench'?

Not for the adventurers, they won't believe they are virgins, they just won't complain about the price for the 'virgin' because it still wont be that much money for them.

 

[Ravenloft]

Damn, good point... *Goes to work etching another sign*

"Attention... Advernturers... Only shrews and lesbians in this village... Move along!"

Ahah! There, that should work.

"Signed, Crazy Tom"