Name the Behemoth

[cloudy]

I have a new vehicle. I hate it.

I asked for something small, maybe an older Maxima. This is what I got:

http://www.truckshopper.com/NJ/4649t/photos/24cars06.jpg

It's over 6 feet tall (the hood reaches to nearly my shoulder), 4-wheel drive (why, I have no idea), and is 18 ft 4 inches long - turning circle, according to Edmunds is over 46 feet.

Abs calls it "The Titanic" - I'm taking other suggestions, as well.

 

[impressive]

Orca.

 

[cloudy]

Orca.

I like it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Juggernaut.

 

[RogueLurker]

If it were yellow, you could have called it Tonka.

I've always been partial to the name "Tank" or "The Beast" for vehicles like that.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Orca.

along those lines: Shamu... or Moby...

also...

Hulk
Leviathan
Shrek
Mongo
Frankenstein

 

[Huckleman2000]

Moby Dick?

or, just "The FUV"

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

It's white... I was thinking, "Moby Dick" too or "Ahab's Revenge"

 

[Huckleman2000]

It's white... I was thinking, "Moby Dick" too

That makes three of us!

How about "Beluga" ? It sounds like one of those old car horns, LOL.

 

[Antfarmer77]

Sherman

 

[Huckleman2000]

The Bushmobile

 

[Carnevil9]

The Exxon Valdez.

 

[cloudy]

The Bushmobile

Ack!

(if it was black, it would pass for one of those Secret Service-mobiles, but since it's white, it only looks like a drug kingpin's vehicle)

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Godzilla.

Too bad - what a dumb car. Presumably there are reasons that you were forced to get a dumb car, instead of one you wanted (possibly from some source like this, which is great, BTW: http://cars.kbb.com/go/search/advan...MYHI3LAYIE1U2VA?tracktype=usedcc&aff=carskbb).

 

[cloudy]

Godzilla.

Too bad - what a dumb car. Presumably there are reasons that you were forced to get a dumb car, instead of one you wanted (possibly from some source like this, which is great, BTW: http://cars.kbb.com/go/search/advan...MYHI3LAYIE1U2VA?tracktype=usedcc&aff=carskbb).

it's called: husband-goes-out-to-buy-a-car-without-informing-his-wife-ahead-of-time, a little known disease, but occasionally fatal.

 

[Aurora Black]

The Pussy Wagon.

 

[cloudy]

The Pussy Wagon.

. .

 

[Antfarmer77]

I like it!

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

Cloudy Fighting Vehicle

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

it's called: husband-goes-out-to-buy-a-car-without-informing-his-wife-ahead-of-time, a little known disease, but occasionally fatal.

Uh-huh. Not fatal often enough, unfortunately.

(Sometimes ya just gotta take one out and shoot him as an example for the rest.)

(Presumably he'll be getting a second job to pay for the gas.)

 

[Huckleman2000]

Ack!

(if it was black, it would pass for one of those Secret Service-mobiles, but since it's white, it only looks like a drug kingpin's vehicle)

Hmm... then maybe "Noriega"? or "Clear and Present Danger"? "The Dick-tator?"

"Sherman" is funny. In the same vein, "Mack"?

 

[impressive]

(Sometimes ya just gotta take one out and shoot him as an example for the rest.)

Seconded.

 

[Guest]

Get-Away Car?

 

[Weird Harold]

It's white... I was thinking, "Moby Dick" too or "Ahab's Revenge"

I'll make it four votes for Moby Dick -- it is a "White Whale."

Although "Beluga" is also a good "White Whale" allusion and not quite so obvious.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What a grocery getter that is! The same thing happened to me, I asked for a Civic and got yet another Buick LeSabre. I think you should call it "Great White" *snerk*