Name That Imp

[Guest]

Harlot Bronte

Virgin Wolfe

 

[impressive]

From some of the suggestions I've seen, this one doesn't look out of place. Seriously.

How about: IMPudently Yours.

Well, looks good to me.

mismused

Gotta be passable as a real name.

 

[impressive]

Harlot Bronte

Virgin Wolfe

*groan*

 

[Dar~]

Empress Eros

Jade Empress

Empress Jade

Stormy Empress

Empress Stormy

Eros Jade

 

[impressive]

Empress Eros

Clever.

 

[Dar~]

added a whole bunch

 

[Dar~]

Well, I looked up impressive in the thesaurus and came up with august. how about Augusta Jade?

 

[angelicminx]

I. M. Preston

I. M. Pressley

I. M. Price

I. M. Prescot

Isla, Imogen, Isadora, Ilana, Imala, Inocencia?
Mona, Mari, Mercedes?

 

[impressive]

Well, I looked up impressive in the thesaurus and came up with august. how about Augusta Jade?

Oh, neat idea.

(I don't think "Empress" is going to be an option ... even though it plays on impressive.)

 

[impressive]

I. M. Preston

I. M. Pressley

I. M. Price

I. M. Prescot

Isla, Imogen, Isadora, Ilana, Imala, Inocencia?
Mona, Mari, Mercedes?

I.M.P. initials has potential

 

[Alexis Haines]

Two offerings: (1) many congratulations, and (2) "Bella Giarda" (Italian, "Beautiful Jade")...

 

[impressive]

Two offerings: (1) many congratulations, and (2) "Bella Giarda" (Italian, "Beautiful Jade")...

Thanks -- and I think Giarda would make a nice first name! (Bella ... well, I appreciate the sentiment, but ...)

 

[Dar~]

Giarda August

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

In case no one else has mentioned what, to me, seems obvious:

I. M. Pressive

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Impreh Sieve?

 

[CharleyH]

My publisher (How cool does THAT sound?) wants me to have a "real" name. Apparently, "impressive" just doesn't cut it.

I got some suggestions in ABSTRUSIONS last night ...

Eve Press
Emma Press
Em Pressive
Fancy Licksalot (from Dran/cloudy's AH name generator)

Colly recommended that I skip the cleverness and have a name that's more significant and reflective of my spirit (such as a Native American translation).

I've been looking through the author list at phaze.com and some of the authors have gimmicky names (e.g., Dreama Faire) and others do not.

So, friends, please help me pick a new nom de plume!

Gimmicks remind me of porn films. However, Native? Jess Asuwnnametabe?

 

[CharleyH]

I.M.P. initials has potential

I.M. Strikingson? :|

 

[impressive]

Thanks, everyone. I really appreciate your help and enthusiasm.

I've been digging through my family tree and have selected names from my Italian ancestry: Alessia Brio.

Putting the meanings together, it amounts to: one who defends/helps with vigor/fire.

It matches my "spirit," doesn't sound a damned thing like my real name, is melodic to pronounce, and is rather catchy. While it's not ideal, I need to make a decision before signing this contract.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Thanks, everyone. I really appreciate your help and enthusiasm.

I've been digging through my family tree and have selected names from my Italian ancestry: Alessia Brio.

Putting the meanings together, it amounts to: one who defends/helps with vigor/fire.

It matches my "spirit," doesn't sound a damned thing like my real name, is melodic to pronounce, and is rather catchy. While it's not ideal, I need to make a decision before signing this contract.

Alessia Brio.

Not bad. It's got a good beat, easy to dance to. I'll give it a ten.

Rumple "Bandstand" Foreskin

 

[CharleyH]

Alessia Brio.

Not bad. It's got a good beat, easy to dance to. I'll give it a ten.

Rumple "Bandstand" Foreskin

Can you rave, though?

Good choice IMP, It has enough eses to make erotic. It rings beautifully.

 

[Guest]

How 'bout Nonny Mousse?

 

[Alexis Haines]

GASP!

Do not under any circumstances use Giardia!


Quote:
Quick definitions (giardia)

noun: a suspected cause of diarrhea in humans

I didn't know, honest! Thank God you didn't go for it...

Alessia Brio sounds great; it'll catch on quickly and so will your future publications, I'm sure.

 

[impressive]

GASP!


I didn't know, honest! Thank God you didn't go for it...

Alessia Brio sounds great; it'll catch on quickly and so will your future publications, I'm sure.

LOL -- The spelling is slightly different Giarda vs. Giardia ... but I remember seeing the word from the list of bugs that caused diarrhea for travelers to Central America. (Don't drink the water!) I Googled & decided they were too similar. *grin*

Well, pseudonym selected and contract signed. It's for real.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Well, pseudonym selected and contract signed. It's for real.

Just another PHAZE in your rapid rise to writing fame and fortune.

Congratulations.

Rumple Foreskin