Name suggestions, please...

[GrushaVashnadze]

... for a evangelical pastor in the Church of All Cunts Langham Place, London. His speciality is "pray and spray" (e.g. "Suck my cock, sister, while I pray for you..."), and he loves to quote Scripture, thus: "Do not worry about your life, saying, ‘Who shall I fuck?’ or ‘Whose cunt shall I eat?’ or ‘Whose asshole shall I lick?’ For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Fucker knows that you need them. But seek first His Cuntdom and His filthiness, and all these things will be given to you as well." (For comparison, his friends include Professor Emma Jane Cuntslicker of the Royal Academy of Fucking and Dr Hildegard Fotzenficker of the Princess Asshole Hospice. And his favourite song is "Strangers in the fucking night, exchanging fucking glances" - in 5/4 of course...

Yeah, I know it might not get published here, but I'm having fun nevertheless...

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Pastor Ignacious Hardaswell.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Pastor Tom Sills
Pastor Lar Inks
Father Downerthroat
Father McChokemchild. (Make sure he calls the ladies 'my child' for this nod to Dickens to work)

 

[Djmac1031]

Pastor Tonsils.

 

[Carnevil9]

Pastor Ebenezer Longsnake.

 

[ElectricBlue]

John.

 

[Zootonius]

an old joke name come to mind

Pastor Buster Hyman

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Father McFeely. He has just the right touch with his congregation.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Pastor Tonsils.

Winner.

 

[Naughtylit81]

Father Larry Gytis

Pastor D.P. Trot

Rev. Harold Balls

Bishop Hipolito Thrust

 

[yowser]

Oriel Letchworthy

Frigam Mossvalley

Pegam Minette

 

[SimonDoom]

The Rev. Biljious P. Thunderfux.