Name a Litster You Appreciate Today v. 2

[Daisy_Love]

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So... No matter how I try to interpret this... It is still amazingly entitled and childish.

Just.. wow... On so many levels.

I think he needs a wee cuddle! Bless his wee cotton socks

 

[Cat]

I think he needs a wee cuddle! Bless his wee cotton socks

Yeah.. he might have had a bad day at work.. poor him
And then.. there were someone who dared to take down, their own, pictures!!

Poor guy.. Indeed: Bless his wee cotton socks.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

All the women on here who are kindly enough to post pictures of themselves in various degrees of undress and boldly share their sweet, succulent nakedness with the undeserving wretches of the internet. You are appreciated.

But not the stingy ones who post and pull their photos before I've had a chance to ogle them. Fuck those bitches in both their earholes and jizz directly on their eyeballs. Unless they like that sort of thing. In which case, deny them ear-fuckings and eye-jizz by tugging yourself off in the Burger King parking lot and busting your nut into the greasy wax paper wrapper of that Whopper you ordered ten minutes prior - grease that you just smeared all over your cock because you didn't even have the basic decency to waste your hands first, which is why COVID won't be the last pandemic we have to contend with, you filthy motherfucker - and then throw it into the goddamn waste basket, because we live in a fucking society and the world isn't your trash heap, plus littering makes that Italian man pretending to be a Native American cry bitter tears. Not unlike the tears I cry whenever I miss those goddamn titty pics!

Eh, I thought it was funny.

 

[muddler35]

Enough attention for him.
Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

I appreciate @_Odette_ for being the most artistic, banjo playing, yoga guru ever.

And a pretty cool chick.

 

[MedicalMuse]

All the women on here who are kindly enough to post pictures of themselves in various degrees of undress and boldly share their sweet, succulent nakedness with the undeserving wretches of the internet. You are appreciated.

But not the stingy ones who post and pull their photos before I've had a chance to ogle them. Fuck those bitches in both their earholes and jizz directly on their eyeballs. Unless they like that sort of thing. In which case, deny them ear-fuckings and eye-jizz by tugging yourself off in the Burger King parking lot and busting your nut into the greasy wax paper wrapper of that Whopper you ordered ten minutes prior - grease that you just smeared all over your cock because you didn't even have the basic decency to waste your hands first, which is why COVID won't be the last pandemic we have to contend with, you filthy motherfucker - and then throw it into the goddamn waste basket, because we live in a fucking society and the world isn't your trash heap, plus littering makes that Italian man pretending to be a Native American cry bitter tears. Not unlike the tears I cry whenever I miss those goddamn titty pics!

Be. Fucking. Quicker.

 

[barefootgirl69]

@AmberLGreen for being my soulmate!

 

[AmberLGreen]

@AmberLGreen for being my soulmate!

I knew you didn’t like my boots

 

[TheHelicopter]

Cyber Bella for making me laugh.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Be. Fucking. Quicker.

Said no woman in the history of ever

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Said no woman in the history of ever

Requesting a carve out to this for the woman who gets a text that her boyfriend or husband is on his way home.

 

[JerseyJade]

Said no woman in the history of ever

Lmao!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Said no woman in the history of ever

Lol. Only in certain contexts

 

[Shenanigans90]

Shodboy96 for the laughs

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Pretty sure that guy was being sarcastic on the last page but idk a lot of people took it like he wasn’t so I could be wrong

 

[13Fantasies]

@Ashley_Terrance for always believing in me finally being non-sexless at some point in the future. Shes innocent in that sense. But only that sense.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Shodboy96 for the laughs

I finally got it!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@cascadiabound for the wisdom
@shenglung and @Mr_Soup for being there for me

 

[Anastasia1999]

@gga3737 for a lovely message

 

[gga]

Shodboy96 for the laughs

I finally got it!

And now so do I.

 

[gga]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance and @barefootgirl69 for their concern over my sleep issues.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance and @barefootgirl69 for their concern over my sleep issues.

I thought it was going to be for not murdering you.

 

[gga]

I thought it was going to be for not murdering you.

Maybe that could just be pinned to the thread so I don't have to post it regularly.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I thought it was going to be for not murdering you.

No wonder he can't sleep!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

No wonder he can't sleep!

He knows I'm all bark and no bite! And after almost a year of threats, he should be used to it by now!

 

[gga]

No wonder he can't sleep!

Thank you!
I just canceled my Monday therapist appointment.