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My cock....
my lips
my hands
my chest
underneath my cock.....

*starts imagining, then wakes up before he sounds like a total horn dog again*

Five....five....five favorite shows you like to watch when you're bored.

*ahem* I'll take this one.....................

Adventure Time

Regular Show

Dr. Who

Being Human

Ultimate Fighter.

Okay, name 5 songs that have come across your mind in the past week.
 
Okay, name 5 songs that have come across your mind in the past week.

first of all, welcome. :kiss:

Best Love Song
Almost Like a Song
Sometimes He Calms the Storm
You Look Better with the Lights Off. (don't ask)
The new richard marx song that I suddenly can't remember


Name five people who crossed your path this week. (either in real life or on tv or something)
 
Okay, name 5 songs that have come across your mind in the past week.

The Luckiest - Ben Folds
Kindness - David Wilcox
When I Was A Boy - Dar Williams
Oh Danny Boy - Carly Simon
Annabel - Don Henly

Name 5 silhouettes that you find erotic
 
*ahem* I'll take this one.....................

Adventure Time

Regular Show

Dr. Who

Being Human

Ultimate Fighter.

Okay, name 5 songs that have come across your mind in the past week.


Lykke Li - Get Some

Tom Waits - Shore Leave

Bengt Berger - Bitter Funeral Bier

Cowboy Junkies - Misguided Angel

Mudhoney - Touch Me I'm Sick.


Name five things you've wanted to clear your head of in the last month.
 
Name five things you've wanted to clear your head of in the last month.

My allergies
My bills
The project I hate to work on at work
The need for a new heating system before summer ends
The reality that summer will end and I am still stuck in the north

Name five people you have fantasized about?
 
My allergies
My bills
The project I hate to work on at work
The need for a new heating system before summer ends
The reality that summer will end and I am still stuck in the north

Name five people you have fantasized about?
Angelina
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Name 5 of your favorite childhood toys.
 
Name 5 of your favorite childhood toys.

My Bike
My Playschool People house
Barbies (they beat the crap outta my brothers GI Joes cause they were taller)
The ORIGINAL Brick Style Gameboy
My Ichabod Puppy I still have him

Name 5 of your Favorite Adult Toys
 
My Bike
My Playschool People house
Barbies (they beat the crap outta my brothers GI Joes cause they were taller)
The ORIGINAL Brick Style Gameboy
My Ichabod Puppy I still have him

Name 5 of your Favorite Adult Toys

Not been able to use many, so
1. scarves
2. blindfold
3. strap on (never used)
4. double sided dildo (never used)
5. ice/heat combos

Name 5 things you want to try but have not found the right person to try them with yet.
 
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5 over rated football players
  • T.O. Give it a rest.. we get it.. he had a tough childhood.
  • Brett Favre.. as a football player, GREAT.. as a retiree.. really? we're still tracking this?
  • Jay Cutler.. we'll get over those other guys.. you get over yourself
  • Michael Vick.. I understand animal cruelty.. really I do.. but it's not like he raped some stripper in a hotel room and then gave his wife a 10K ring.. (hahaha.. who said that?)
  • Ben Roethlisberger.. hahaha.. speaking of potential bad boys.. lol

Name 5 articles you'd like to find in Sports Illustrated
 
5 over rated football players
  • T.O. Give it a rest.. we get it.. he had a tough childhood.
  • Brett Favre.. as a football player, GREAT.. as a retiree.. really? we're still tracking this?
  • Jay Cutler.. we'll get over those other guys.. you get over yourself
  • Michael Vick.. I understand animal cruelty.. really I do.. but it's not like he raped some stripper in a hotel room and then gave his wife a 10K ring.. (hahaha.. who said that?)
  • Ben Roethlisberger.. hahaha.. speaking of potential bad boys.. lol

Name 5 articles you'd like to find in Sports Illustrated

1. 'Our Enemy: The Sun'- a scientific assessment by Dennis Rodman
2. 'A Big 'Fuck You' to the Chilis Staff of Worchester, MA'- a first person perspective by Karl Malden
3. 'Get killer, manly abs'- a how to guide by Serena Williams
4. 'Dogs Are Overrated Anyway' by Michael Vick
5. A break down of athletes that have boned Kardashians

I'm totally not a sports guy as you may have guessed. :p

Top 5 ways to tell that you have a boner. Lol (these are fun)
 
1. 'Our Enemy: The Sun'- a scientific assessment by Dennis Rodman
2. 'A Big 'Fuck You' to the Chilis Staff of Worchester, MA'- a first person perspective by Karl Malden
3. 'Get killer, manly abs'- a how to guide by Serena Williams
4. 'Dogs Are Overrated Anyway' by Michael Vick
5. A break down of athletes that have boned Kardashians

I'm totally not a sports guy as you may have guessed. :p

Top 5 ways to tell that you have a boner. Lol (these are fun)

First of all, I laughed out loud when I read these.

I"m assuming you mean aside from looking down and seeing it. : p
And you're not trying to show it off.

1: Legs are crossed.
2: Laptop doesn't leave the lap
3: You've had to go someplace to tuck it up in the waistband of your boxers
4: It changes your walk, ever so slightly
5: You do anything to find something to cover your lap

5 things you've always wanted to do but never have.
 
First of all, I laughed out loud when I read these.

I"m assuming you mean aside from looking down and seeing it. : p
And you're not trying to show it off.

1: Legs are crossed.
2: Laptop doesn't leave the lap
3: You've had to go someplace to tuck it up in the waistband of your boxers
4: It changes your walk, ever so slightly
5: You do anything to find something to cover your lap

5 things you've always wanted to do but never have.

1. Skydive...
2. Get my pilot's license.
3. New Zealand.... All of it.
4. Road race my sports car.
5. Make love under the stars.

5 things you have done, that you want to do again, but haven't.
 
1. Skydive...
2. Get my pilot's license.
3. New Zealand.... All of it.
4. Road race my sports car.
5. Make love under the stars.

5 things you have done, that you want to do again, but haven't.

1. first kiss.
2. Tell someone who I really feel.
3. Ride in a car until the sun comes up, with no where to go
4. Stay up talking to someone new until i lost my voice
5. Steal my moms car again, and make up an excuse when I got caught.
 
1. first kiss.
2. Tell someone who I really feel.
3. Ride in a car until the sun comes up, with no where to go
4. Stay up talking to someone new until i lost my voice
5. Steal my moms car again, and make up an excuse when I got caught.

Oh wait...........thought of one more

Make a VERY valid argument, at the moment it was most important.
 
Because MissAntiSocial didn't offer up a new idea, this is my own reply to "5 things you have done, that you want to do again, but haven't."

Go to Australia.
Act on stage.
See my name on the front cover of a published novel.
Skydive.
Fall madly in love.

Name the 5 singers or bands, living or dead, who would feature in your fantasy rock concert.
 
Name the 5 singers or bands, living or dead, who would feature in your fantasy rock concert.

Chicago with Peter Cetera
Kiss (the original lineup)
Beatles reunion
Elvis
Jimi Hendrix for the grand finale.


5 ways to get you out of the mood.
 
1. 'Our Enemy: The Sun'- a scientific assessment by Dennis Rodman
2. 'A Big 'Fuck You' to the Chilis Staff of Worchester, MA'- a first person perspective by Karl Malden
3. 'Get killer, manly abs'- a how to guide by Serena Williams
4. 'Dogs Are Overrated Anyway' by Michael Vick
5. A break down of athletes that have boned Kardashians

omg.. you win the funny man contest for the day.. lol

5 ways to get you out of the mood.

1. "When I said to stuff your panties in my mouth, I didn't realize there was so much fabric."
2. "Quick.. before Father Flannigan gets here"
3. "Damn.. you remind me of that time I was with that girl, Betsy..."
4. "Come on baby.. You're in for a treat on big daddy's seat"
5. "Just let me put some bandaids on those red, leaky spots.."

You're late for your date. What's your best line?
 
Flowers?

Do you count dates as important appointments or as leisure?

oops, wrong topic. lol

Flowers?
Sorry, Had to see if that diamond I paid for was ready yet.
can you believe I just got off work?
I'm sorry. :(
Okay, I'll make this up to you.


Name five reasons dates are like business appointments.
 
Flowers?

Do you count dates as important appointments or as leisure?

5 Important Dates:
Your first "time"
Dinner with the SOs family
The first time you each meet the friends
The first overnighter
The last "time"

5 Leisure Dates:
Movies
Tennis
Walking through the park
Botanical gardens
Museum

name 5 brands of watches
 
oops, wrong topic. lol

Flowers?
Sorry, Had to see if that diamond I paid for was ready yet.
can you believe I just got off work?
I'm sorry. :(
Okay, I'll make this up to you.


Name five reasons dates are like business appointments.

Need to be on time
Ill meet you there
Meet for lunch

Sorry that's all I have.

Name 5 jaw dropping incidences on Lit.
 
5 Important Dates:
Your first "time"
Dinner with the SOs family
The first time you each meet the friends
The first overnighter
The last "time"

5 Leisure Dates:
Movies
Tennis
Walking through the park
Botanical gardens
Museum

name 5 brands of watches

Cartier
Tag Huer
Fossil
Seiko
Rolex

Five favorite pastas?
 
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