Name 10 ........

[TheJestersAdvocate]

how about......

name 10 things you hope santa does not bring you

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!

2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings

 

[Peaches1990]

3 a saggy knitted jumper!

 

[availableslave2u]

name 10 things you hope santa does not bring you

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!
2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings
3. a saggy knitted jumper!
4. a chia pet!

 

[whambam]

name 10 things you hope santa does not bring you

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!
2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings
3. a saggy knitted jumper!
4. a chia pet!
5. even more socks

 

[GingerDom]

name 10 things you hope santa does not bring you

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!
2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings
3. a saggy knitted jumper!
4. a chia pet!
5. even more socks
6. A Big sack of illness or misery

 

[AbsintheFather]

name 10 things you hope santa does not bring you

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!
2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings
3. a saggy knitted jumper!
4. a chia pet!
5. even more socks
6. A Big sack of illness or misery

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!
2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings
3. a saggy knitted jumper!
4. a chia pet!
5. even more socks
6. A Big sack of illness or misery
7. Un-needed stuff - bought just for the sake of buying

 

[duppy_conqueror]

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!
2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings
3. a saggy knitted jumper!
4. a chia pet!
5. even more socks
6. A Big sack of illness or misery
7. Un-needed stuff - bought just for the sake of buying

8. Herpes... Jolly old bastard..

 

[Mrs.H]

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!
2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings
3. a saggy knitted jumper!
4. a chia pet!
5. even more socks
6. A Big sack of illness or misery
7. Un-needed stuff - bought just for the sake of buying

8. Herpes... Jolly old bastard..
9. Nasty fruitcake brought to me by a nasty ex.

 

[availableslave2u]

name 10 things you hope santa does not bring you

1. A huge sack of coal! Unless he has some kinda compressing device ready to make it into a diamond. Then I'd sell that sucka!
2. a big earful of nonsensical mumblings
3. a saggy knitted jumper!
4. a chia pet!
5. even more socks
6. A Big sack of illness or misery
7. Un-needed stuff - bought just for the sake of buying

8. Herpes... Jolly old bastard..
9. Nasty fruitcake brought to me by a nasty ex.
10. a note from the judge that my divorce will not be granted.

name 10 things you think santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

 

[TGHeather]

name 10 things you think santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!

 

[GingerDom]

name 10 things you think santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he

 

[lakesailer_mi]

name 10 things you think santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he
3. please don't pee, please don't pee, please don't pee

 

[littlelovedove]

name 10 things you think santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he
3. please don't pee, please don't pee, please don't pee
4. Damn I need a beer!

 

[Morrigu]

name 10 things you think santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he
3. please don't pee, please don't pee, please don't pee
4. Damn I need a beer!
5. I need to pee, I need to pee

 

[newbiebabe]

name 10 things you think santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he
3. please don't pee, please don't pee, please don't pee
4. Damn I need a beer!
5. I need to pee, I need to pee
6. If one more of these lil' darlings pull my beard.....

 

[MJstAGrl]

name 10 things you think santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he
3. please don't pee, please don't pee, please don't pee
4. Damn I need a beer!
5. I need to pee, I need to pee
6. If one more of these lil' darlings pull my beard.....

7. Since when do 5 year olds want black berries?

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Name 10 things you think Santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he
3. please don't pee, please don't pee, please don't pee
4. Damn I need a beer!
5. I need to pee, I need to pee
6. If one more of these lil' darlings pull my beard.....
7. Since when do 5 year olds want black berries?
8. Are those elves on break AGAIN?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Name 10 things you think Santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he
3. please don't pee, please don't pee, please don't pee
4. Damn I need a beer!
5. I need to pee, I need to pee
6. If one more of these lil' darlings pull my beard.....
7. Since when do 5 year olds want black berries?
8. Are those elves on break AGAIN?

9. Isn't it almost time to go home yet?

 

[GingerDom]

Name 10 things you think Santa thinks when kids sit on his lap

1. They are definitely not paying me enough for this!
2. Mmmmmmm his Momma is a real cutie he he
3. please don't pee, please don't pee, please don't pee
4. Damn I need a beer!
5. I need to pee, I need to pee
6. If one more of these lil' darlings pull my beard.....
7. Since when do 5 year olds want black berries?
8. Are those elves on break AGAIN?
9. Isn't it almost time to go home yet?

10. Ok that's the last kid for another year..........phew!!!



Ok my new top 10 is:

Name 10 things on your New Years Resolutions list?

 

[kendra1980]

Name 10 things on your New Years Resolutions list?

1. Stress less

 

[ruggerohio]

Name 10 things on your New Years Resolutions list?

1. Stress less
2. Eat a healthier diet (learning to like fish)

 

[koalabear]

Name 10 things on your New Years Resolutions list?

1. Stress less
2. Eat a healthier diet (learning to like fish)
3. Not to make a list.

 

[GingerDom]

Name 10 things on your New Years Resolutions list?

1. Stress less
2. Eat a healthier diet (learning to like fish)
3. Not to make a list.
4. Make more time for visiting people

 

[AbsintheFather]

Name 10 things on your New Years Resolutions list?

1. Stress less
2. Eat a healthier diet (learning to like fish)
3. Not to make a list.
4. Make more time for visiting people
5. Concentrate on work more (even if it means less Lit)